May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[Lilacs On Fire]

what if that was the medallion they took off him when he was arrested and he got it back upon release?

 

[King Bradley]

It's like seeing bigfoot out in the wild.

 

[Gfkldsl]

It literally looks like a bigfoot sighting

Literally the first thing I thought when I saw the security camera footage. He looks like a lumbering tranny ape

 

[Syrup]

Some things never change. This is especially true for autistic tards who have a golden opportunity to leave their old ways behind and start something new… or at least that’s what I’d be saying if he hadn’t fucked his mother. Now that medallion might as well be a scarlet letter S that reminds everyone who he is and what he did.

What else does Chris have besides fame?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

It's like seeing bigfoot out in the wild.

Bam Margera might have made the news on the run from the law, but nobody can replace Chris as the top lolcow!

 

[Kirby]

I don't see any way we could take this Walmart trip further

redditors are driving to the tard home as we speak

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I think people were over estimating Chris weight loss in prison. Sure he wasn’t eating tv dinners every night, but he also want working out.
He was also wearing one size fits all potato sacks in jail so he looked slimmer than usual.

I think Chris normally looks fatter too because he looks like an over stuffed snausage when he’s dressed in 15 and below hot topic circa 1995.

 

[Syrup]

redditors are driving to the tard home as we speak

they're gonna do an elaborate plan to get him out like the start of Return of the Jedi

 

[Captain Ahab]

The rapid weight gain could be due to some medication he’s on.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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Beat me to it lol if only I was scrolling here instead of grilling.

So he's just buying a metric shit ton of art supplies? He must think he'll get his internet back and start selling comish's again. I got bad news for ya Chris, you lost a lot of customers when you raped your crazy bitch mom. I'm sure ILJ will spend some of daddies glow money on some though.

 

[TV's Adam West]

MY NIGGA IS FREE LET'S FUCKING GO

 

[Runch]

Well we took this thread as far as it could go we
Confirmed photos are not pre arrest
Figured out where Chris is staying
Found a areal photo of the van Chris was riding in
Got a bio of the guy most likely treating chris
All within 2 hours
I don't see any way we could take this Walmart trip further

You could examine the pixels of everything in the cart and find the SKU and price of each item

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Looks like it was taken by staff at the store, just seems odd.
Maybe it was Chris first time out.
As for the weight it ciyld be that they have Chris on proper HRT as that will put the pounds back on.

 

[Takodachi]

God, he aged so much in 2 years holy shit.
I hope people give him some space, if at least for a while.

 

[Niggerphobe]

I feel like either someone warned them about what’s going to happen or the weens started to spam call them

 

[Gutpuke]

Oh god, he still has the fucking medallion.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan, brother, Chris Chan was right behind you! How did you miss that?

 

[Rupin]

I thought he would a lot thinner

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

What else does Chris have besides fame?

Not fame, infamy. Used to, Chris could monetize his fame. People bought his Sonichu shit and his mom’s old blankets. Now he’ll be lucky if Sam Hyde tries to make a reality show out of weens fucking with him thinking they’ll be the next Clyde Cash.

 

[MugolEx]

Same vibe.


My dreams are no longer memes.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mar-27-2023-chris-is-out-of-custody.159180/post-15760421