🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Terrorist]

Related, are there any fish that you guys think won't just blow all the money on retard shit? Sylvie will fund trannies, Damiel will assuredly use it on drugs and streetwear, Lettie will continue to NEET until it's gone, and Jon's a mark who will probably put it into attending an Andrew Tate Top G academy. Vance said he'd spend it on a house (10k won't help much there), and I think Josie said she'd use it to get her art selling business off the ground which seems the like the best idea given the legion of simps she now commands.

Virgin "It wooks wike a pywamid but I'll be on tawp of the pywamid someday!" vs Chad JOSIECORP

 

[stink rink]

I never listen to anything the Greetard says cuz I'm too focused on his goated hairline. What is his purpose here?

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Petition to Sam and Jet to put a photograph (or atleast a replica) into the fishtank. Have it connected to an ipad so they can directly play old timey rubber hose sound effects for the contestants autistic antics and make chat pay a thousand fish points to play a midi of their choice. Or have it be played by a shark dressed like the phantom of the opera.

 

[curbside2]

Related, are there any fish that you guys think won't just blow all the money on retard shit? Sylvie will fund trannies, Damiel will assuredly use it on drugs and streetwear, Lettie will continue to NEET until it's gone, and Jon's a mark who will probably put it into attending an Andrew Tate Top G academy. Vance said he'd spend it on a house (10k won't help much there), and I think Josie said she'd use it to get her art selling business off the ground which seems the like the best idea given the legion of simps she now commands.

Jon unironically. I think he has people in his life that protect him.

 

[Fivehead]

I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online.

Spoiler: ...

It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

With this in mind, how exactly will this play out in the fishtank?

The Frank Hassle appearance (if it even happens) will be an uneventful nothingburger. The fish are already numb to Hassle-tier trolling and harassment and then some. What could Hassle do that would step up the content? They already get abused and stalked by the sharks and each other.

Wow, no way! It couldn't be because she's an adultress who cheated on her Discord bf

Literally who cares?

The schizo role is sort of built for Vance strengths. I can't imagine anyone will play it better.

Vance deserves the win for this challenge hands down. Nobody even comes close to his performance. The guy is funny.

Well past sick of you fucking loser faggots throwing out OH U MAD.. YOU MAD AREN'T YOU

You're literally mad. At this fake ironic reality show.

doesnt matter if Jon breaks character to workout with Sam. Sam wants to workout with Jon

The babying of Jon is gay and giving him frequent breaks and leniencies is gay and unfair.

Also, Jon ripping up all the Simmons books is a massive L and a bit sussy baka tbh. Robbed us of some kino for his fake puritan bit.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Nick Kaminos is a black hole where comedy goes to fucking die.

He’s such a bad actor he brings bad acting out of everyone else

 

[no government name]

Pretty sure all the contestants were told that they would be the plant lol

 

[Master Wel]

I keep thinking "Nick Kominos" is a funny way to say Nigger
I think yesterday Sylvia was complaining she didn't understand the "Nick Kominos thing" and in that context it sounds like a chat replacement for nigger.

 

[curbside2]

Nick Kaminos is a black hole where comedy goes to fucking die.

he’s bad to the point that I now doubt World Peace 2 has a chance to be even half as funny as the og. Sam is older and obsessed with his niche hobbies. It will bleed into the show.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

LR Day 14 9:18PM

Josie: "I'm not autistic but I also don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"

Jon: *unintelligble*

Josie: "I said I don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"

Perhaps controversial, but I can fully believe Josie is not autistic. She doesn't seem to have issues with socialization, empathy, or other classic autism traits. She is introverted, has childish tendencies, and probably hyperactive (her stim toys). She can have autism traits without hitting enough of them for an official diagnosis.

There's also been hints at a poor or possibly unsafe childhood (being unable to afford haircuts, her self soothing behaviors when Damiel yelled, etc) which could account for her childish behaviors, introversion, and some of the stimming (if it was for comfort or anxiety rather than a compulsion).

TL;DR: Asian autistic queen is not Asian and possibly not autistic

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Personally find the Nick guy funny in a way. He's so painfully unfunny that it's unfunny, I think it will pay off as he continues to fight for the crew but also trying to gaslight Vance.

The Frank Hassle appearance (if it even happens) will be an uneventful nothingburger. The fish are already numb to Hassle-tier trolling and harassment and then some. What could Hassle do that would step up the content? They already get abused and stalked by the sharks and each other.

The fish have been very coddled by the crew so far. Frank was already seen on twitter shit talking Mauro for being boring. If they truly "unleash the hassle at 100%" he's gonna come in and say every mean thing people have been saying straight to the crews face. Most of them probably won't give any real response but we might see someone like Sylvia or Josie cry. We better get a classic hasslecam to go along with it.

 

[stacks__]

Nick Kaminos is a black hole where comedy goes to fucking die.

The comedy comes from the fact that his acting sucks and all the contestants, except Jon, are completely bored and uninterested in him.

 

[curbside2]

TL;DR: Asian autistic queen is not Asian and possibly not autistic

I’m not going to power level too much but I’ve worked with autistic kids. Her old YouTube video behavior is consistent with autism. I doubt she’s been faking it this long.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Jon seems genuinely upset that they’re being accused of trashing the place

 

[Aidan]

Looks like Letty isn't eating tonight

There's toilet paper in bedroom 1.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Jon seems genuinely upset that they’re being accused of trashing the place

Yep. And Damiel is feeding it with his pissy withdrawal moods.
He says he's expecting a kid soon and he's missing it to be here, X to doubt but it's possible.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I know the belief is people like Josie just for simp reasons but I think what I enjoy about her is her contrast to everyone else in the house. It's like she exists in a different world than the rest of the fish. Nothing phases her. When she's asked to do something she does it. When the sharks trash the house, she just cleans it. When there is tons of noise and chaos she just vibes to it. When her bed got taken away she didn't complain. She's not scheming, she's not planning. She is just doing what she does. While everyone is stressing out over whether everyone hates them or if they are going to get eliminated she is off playing with her plushies and toys. Meanwhile she's getting showered with gifts and compliments while everyone else is getting tortured by TTS. It's just funny to see in contrast to everything else.

thats just woman tism working as intended, autism is a mental illness because its symptoms suck on men. but being child like, shy, and having no social skills is actually extremely attractive on women. all the parts of it that make it suck for men like having weird hobbies or not understanding social situations or not having the proper emotions to hold down a job or start a conversation is completely negated once you're only held to the same expectations women have. a century ago she'd be the most attractive woman in her entire town because of her screwball personality. only being expected to maintain a house and shit out kids would mean everyone around her would just think she's interesting but overall ok. plus whatever bullshit interest she'd obsess over would naturally lead to people thinking she's a lot smarter/stable than they're led to believe. having the best garden is a lot more envious than drawing anime torture porn.

even dating, because women are pursed and not expected to start or maintain convos a lack of social skills or communication skills doesn't really affect them. ask any man on bumble, "u up?" is considered a top tier opening line for them. women will just sit there unless you do the heavy lifting.

 

[ioulaum]

LR Day 14 9:18PM

Josie: "I'm not autistic but I also don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"
Jon: *unintelligble*
Josie: "I said I don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"

Can maybe someone with an archive check if that really was Josie? I thought it was Letti.
Josie later said something like "I'm not disabled, I'm just differently abled" and they (Letti & Jon) agreed & cheered for that.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

he’s bad to the point that I now doubt World Peace 2 has a chance to be even half as funny as the og. Sam is older and obsessed with his niche hobbies. It will bleed into the show.

my hopes arent too high for WP2, hopefully its still decent. i expect it to be like the gorillaz comeback album; the elements are kinda there but it feels temporally out of place because the creator is just an old man now. i fully expect WP2 to rely way too much on "cool" cameo performances as well.