🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[millais]

I saw a clip of the fish discussing how Josie's Queso plushie and the electronic song toy have sold out on Aamzon due to their newfound meme status. Did that actually happen?

 

[IronBeggar]

The same energy

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

just woke up from a nap and seeing vance be fake skitzo is not funny

Edit:

 

[The Second Numidium]

The same energy

The entire Ben subplot (admitting his crippling alcoholism to the Fish, making them stand there the next as he bragged about having 5 hours sober, telling Letty to STOP THINKING about the taped-off bathrooms) has been a real gem of a plot thread throughout the last few days

 

[RotPockets]

they also both agreed that subbed anime is dumb.

Dubs are for plebs, they should stick to Rick & Morty. Hopefully they both get kicked off.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Dubs are for plebs, they should stick to Rick & Morty. Hopefully they both get kicked off.

In fairness to Josie she probably struggles keep focused on the show to read subtitles.

 

[C. Cactus]

Someone turned off Room 4, chat freaked out, and someone else immediately paid to turn it back on. I used to think the "turn off camera" fishtoy was retarded but now I see it's a clever trick to get more money out of chat.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Based Jon. Ties Letty up and makes her sit on the couch so he can force feed her pizza and tell her she's clingy and insane. When he's finished he tells her to make sure to turn the hallway light off (while she has no arms) before she goes upstairs. If not for his rhoticism it wouldn't be obvious that he's retarded (until he starts screaming.)

 

[Tad Loaf]

Damiel and Josie sharing a bed because Damiel got his bed taken and doesn't want to sleep on the floor. They are joking around and are definitely friends at this point. I like seeing Damiel actually being nice and not a douche for once. It's obviously platonic but chat is freaking out like usual. I'm getting tired of chat talking about contestants having sex every time a girl and guy interact for more than 5 minutes, like anyone is going to fuck on a show where you are live-streamed to thousands of people at all times.

I can't help but imagine her boyfriend is sweating watching this though. Chances are he's on the weirdo/autistic side (Uses an anime pfp on insta) like Josie and he has to watch her become closest with a dude who is the polar opposite of him and far more athletic/extroverted. Laying next to each other is one thing but they were even sharing the same food earlier before.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Nothing going on tonight at 12:53 FT. Everyone went to bed earlier than usual. The only conversation happening right now is Dam talking shit about Letty to Josie.

"Imagine her parents watching this right now thinking 'godamn our daughters fucking stupid"

There's definitely a nice friendship forming between Dam & Josie. They're sharing a bed, gossiping.

Right now they're talking about Goldstriker. Josie said she didn't trust him at first, regarding fishbucks and other stuff, but admits he's stuck to his word. "Everything he said would happen really did" and Dam says that he speaks in metaphors sometimes.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I can't help but imagine her boyfriend is sweating watching this though. Chances are he's on the weirdo/autistic side (Uses an anime pfp on insta) like Josie and he has to watch her become closest with a dude who is the polar opposite of him and far more athletic/extroverted. Laying next to each other is one thing but they were even sharing the same food earlier before.

He's not white though so NBD

 

[Aristides]

Damiel is currently shitting all over Violetta in Bedroom 4 as Josie listens to him in neutrality. "You should not be crying over two adults getting over their differences." He calls her a loser like, twenty times. Josie mentions how her father thinks of himself as "a little bit retarded" but she doesn't think he is.

 

[Thought Himinal]

Effortpost here. I went wandering in the deserts of the internet to discover the True Jon. Divine guidance led me to this information, which I respectfully transmit, dear reader, to you, that it may be a balm that grants you comfort in these tumultuous times.

Jon is Jonathan Abraham Curtis, age 24, of Bend, OR, making his name even more powerfully Biblical than we expected. NOTE: This is his "government name." Jon claims to have a "true name" that the government and Sam Hyde are unaware of. His parents are Paul Damian Curtis and Deann Christine Kee Curtis, both also of Bend. They married in Seattle in 1990 and subsequently moved to Oregon. Here are their high school yearbook photos to compare to Jon's gleaming face:

Spoiler: Jon parents

His grandfather passed away a couple of years ago after a long life and the obituary lists his descendants. The question everybody wants to know is: has Jon been telling the truth at any point? Has he been totally bullshitting us? Well we have some info.

First, his LinkedIn, which is full of nuggets, including his announcement that he will be going on a reality show "just like Big Brother." Jon states outright that he is going to win.

Spoiler: LinkedIn Profile

Note that he lists being a firefighter on LinkedIn. The government agrees!

Spoiler: Christ's Strongest Fireman

Next question, are the businesses legit?

Idk man, how the fuck is Jon, at 24, a "Senior Vice President of National Accounts," and a "former banker"? He's barely a former anything. There ain't no fuckin way. But don't worry, our wuvable wascal simply pulled a quick cut and paste job from a presumed "mentor" named Josh Perella who actually does seem to have a legit banking background. The company is Fund My Biz, which per its website seems to be a legitimate but bottom-tier business lender. Presumably Jon is doing something with Mr. Perella as an assistant or protege but it's hard to believe he is a principal actor in the business itself.

Spoiler: Envy of Goldman Sachs

As for "co-owner of Pacific Grill restaurant," I wasn't able to find anything under that name near Bend. It may be still under development. In any case, buying a small minority interest in someone else's restaurant seems like a terrible idea. Maybe I just can't handle the hustle...

The e-bikes business, str33ts seems fair enough. Site looks good.

Spoiler: Site

But it's clearly just dropshipping. He's selling bikes from Onyx, another company, at a mild mark-up. Just reverse image search and you'll find the exact same product for sale at a dozen other sites, often cheaper.

I didn't see any personal life details, which I think is for the best. He says he's been with his girlfriend for four years and I really hope it works out. Though not sure about claiming to have three kids with three different women... EDIT: Evidently he walked back the claim about having three kids, saying it was just a joke. However he really does seem to have a committed relationship with his girlfriend back home. He spoke at one point about their first date. She drove way out into the wilderness where he was working as a firefighter. Then he took her on a hike to a waterfall and scared off a cougar that threatened them. The detailed story and the resistance towards Letty makes me think that even if the three kids thing was fake, the relationship is legit.

Finally, for wading through all this, here are some pictures of Jon modeling. Beats me where their from but probably people used facial recognition search to find them. EDIT: Evidently some are from his instagram @businessjack2022, which is infamous for having previously been spelled "buisness."

Love ya Jon! Hope you win man.

Spoiler: Sizzle

 

[The Second Numidium]

Effortpost here. I found out who Jon is. I'm a massive Jon fan and went down a rabbit hole to find this.

I appreciate how thorough this is, but it's notable you left out the tasteful, artistic nude Jon posted on his Instagram.

Allow me to amend:

Spoiler

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Damiel does not agree with the phrase "Cosplay is not consent" at cons but it's possible he is just not grasping the purpose of the phrase.

Josie says she has friends who are popular in the brony community.

 

[Thought Himinal]

Damiel and Josie "podcastin' in the dark" in B4 right now is super comfy.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Damiel and Josie "podcastin' in the dark" in B4 right now is super comfy.

It's hard to listen to because Damiel talks like a fucking wigger idiot.

 

[babali]

Finally, for wading through all this, here are some pictures of Jon modeling. Beats me where their from but probably people used facial recognition search to find them.

Those are from the instagram he keeps promoting (businessjack2022)

 

[KingFrampt]

I can't help but imagine her boyfriend is sweating watching this though. Chances are he's on the weirdo/autistic side (Uses an anime pfp on insta) like Josie and he has to watch her become closest with a dude who is the polar opposite of him and far more athletic/extroverted. Laying next to each other is one thing but they were even sharing the same food earlier before.

Damiel and Josie also live in the same state I'm pretty sure while her boyfriend is allegedly long distance

Damiel does actually have a long-term girlfriend from what I can see on his Twitter though, I think josie simps are safe for now

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Can't tell if bald spot is as bald as it should be, inconclusive if real vance.