May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

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Aegeus said:
If this is legit, Chris managed to gain a ton of weight in just a few weeks.

I cannot imagine how fat he will get if he continuously gains such a rapid amount of weight.
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He wasn't that skinny, he was just in jail clothes that were probably 2 sizes too big getting his picture taken on a potato that probably hasn't been updated since 2006. They don't serve healthy food in jails and prisons, and we know Chris was working out in the yard.
 
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Chud Visigoth said:
The Government takes working people's and landowner's money (they call this taxes) and distributes it to poor and retarded people (they call this welfare). Also old people, but their cut is separate.
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correct me if im wrong but doesnt chris loose his tugboat if hes in a tard house? doesnt the government consider his free lodging in that sorta living quarters "rent" also if chris has his tugboat money built up why did the debt company throw out the case do to lack of funds?
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Most half way houses are not chauffeured.
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It's not a "Halfway House". It's a Group Home for the severely mentally ill/retarded/insane. It's a long term care and supervision facility. And they will have chauffered trips to get basic necessities. ($10 says the dedicated caregivers had a betting pool as to whether the creepy mother fucker was going to go on the lam from Walmart)
 
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Ken_Penders69 said:
correct me if im wrong but doesnt chris loose his tugboat if hes in a tard house? doesnt the government consider his free lodging in that sorta living quarters "rent" also if chris has his tugboat money built up why did the debt company throw out the case do to lack of funds?
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It's been said that he will lose it if he's in a mental institution for more then 30 days but not for a gateway home, it's not the same.

Monthly tugboat - CWCki

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I remember a halfway home in my area that operated on grants for the poor, it might operate the same there.

As for the garnishment, maybe they can't take money that's provided via ssdi. I thought this was weird too. Maybe praetor probably gave chris some money for his cut of the etsy store?
 
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Well, if Chris really is in that Gateway group home and they are being successful at keeping him off the internet and out of trouble then this is probably the best thing that could conceivably be done for him right now. I'm actually happy at seeing and hearing this.
I'm just worried about the weenery that may befall this home that Chris is now at...
 
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did he buy a switch? that's basically a signal for a countdown to an imminent return from this autistic tard, a return to jail that's for sure.
Chris, video games are essentially the reason he ended up like this. Chris's first video is asking for money not at first but when he has given an imminent update, it's only a matter of weeks.
 
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Alcalino9000 said:
did he buy a switch? that's basically a signal for a countdown to an imminent return from this autistic tard, a return to jail that's for sure.
Chris, video games are essentially the reason he ended up like this. Chris's first video is asking for money not at first but when he has given an imminent update, it's only a matter of weeks.
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The guy who recorded Chris said he did.

Unless Chris is sitting on a tugboat collection from his time in jail, he's going to be broke again soon.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
The group therapy sessions are the only tine he can sperg about his old beliefs...though I have to wonder does he even still think about them? Or care? He'll never be 100% normal but I have a hunch 2 years of this going on 3 has broken whatever hope he had in reality bending to his will to give him the happy hearafter he's always wanted.
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If he's unsupervised, what will stop a ween from talking to him about it?
Also Caden was in communication with home enabling him for more product for 2 years.

I found it interesting but time will tell if he still believes in the merge. I think he still does, he has double down in the past. The only difference the meds and time might erode those beliefs away especially if it's not asked about by weens. And maybe he will fully realize what the horrors he has done.

But then again, this is chris. The dumber expectation will usually be closer to reality.
 
I'm waiting for the day Chris realizes there's a hidden internet browser option in Nintendo Switches. It's not a terribly complicated process to access it, but it requires inputting a specific primary DNS under the settings, which he would either have to memorize or learn about.

I don't remember what type of government aid Chris is on, but I assume it's SSI instead of SSDI, seeing as he didn't really have a job and doesn't qualify for or likely hasn't applied to the other types (eg: programs that help pay for water or energy bills). In that case, he just needs to be poor, disabled, live in the US, and be a citizen. Living in a group home doesn't invalidate his tugboat, according to the SSA.
 
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Idaho Battle Barn said:
I'm waiting for the day Chris realizes there's a hidden internet browser option in Nintendo Switches.

I don't remember what type of government aid Chris is on, but I assume it's SSI instead of SSDI, seeing as he didn't really have a job and doesn't qualify for or likely hasn't applied to the other types (eg: programs that help pay for water or energy bills). In that case, he just needs to be poor, disabled, live in the US, and be a citizen. Living in a group home doesn't invalidate his tugboat, according to the SSA.
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I thought Chris was on SSDI since Bob set him up with it, but in recent letters Chris said he's on SSI. Of course, Chris may not know himself.
 
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777Flux said:
There is no indication at all that he is in a group home or any type of inpatient residential treatment. It's incredibly unlikely that if that was the case he would be allowed to be unsupervised. The most likely theory is he's free on his own or in a halfway house (which is entirely different from a inpatient group home). There are all sorts of programs that use shuttles / vans for transport such as welfare assistance and elderly care. The town he is in is incredibly rural and if they have some type of program for welfare assistance it's probably not going to have the money to have a bus.
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Midlothian is suburban (of Richmond), not rural, much less "incredibly rural." It's unincorporated and large, but there are >70k people in greater midlothian. It has a chili's (and every other mass-market casual/fast casual chain, it appears), ffs. And a Mercedes Benz dealership, fwiw.
 
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