Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[FinnSven]

This is as good a thread to ask in I suppose.

Has anyone heard of pooners trying to join the military?

Would they be expected to come up to the male standards for physical fitness or the female?

I am hopeful that the various militaries secretly wash out poons and Troons by just ordering them out of initial selection saying they are not cut out for it, “finding” a medical issue which bars them, or just pushes them so hard they request out.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

This is as good a thread to ask in I suppose.

Has anyone heard of pooners trying to join the military?

Would they be expected to come up to the male standards for physical fitness or the female?

I am hopeful that the various militaries secretly wash out poons and Troons by just ordering them out of initial selection saying they are not cut out for it, “finding” a medical issue which bars them, or just pushes them so hard they request out.

Side Note: I didn't realize this pregnant pooner was based on a real life pooner. Looks exactly like her!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

This is as good a thread to ask in I suppose.

Has anyone heard of pooners trying to join the military?

Would they be expected to come up to the male standards for physical fitness or the female?

I am hopeful that the various militaries secretly wash out poons and Troons by just ordering them out of initial selection saying they are not cut out for it, “finding” a medical issue which bars them, or just pushes them so hard they request out.

I can't find it no matter how hard I google, but I clearly remember reading an article from the past year or two about trans US military members that had a photo of a fairly ripped Aiden (I'm assuming she'd done a cycle or two of gear on top of HRT) – I think she was in the Army. I also recall reading anecdotes suggesting that pooners gravitate to the Air Force since it's less physically demanding, but I can't find any links from a cursory search, so take that for what it's worth.

I imagine the more genetically gifted pooners can pass the physical requirements through the power of exogenous testosterone, but obviously the number of individuals who can reach that bar are limited. I don't reckon the pooners featured in this thread would be too strongly drawn to the military life anyway – it's one thing to cut off your titties and sew a frankendick over your cooch, and another thing altogether to sign yourself over to Uncle Sam for the opportunity to get raped by ragheads, or more likely your fellow servicemenpersons.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Here we see a passoid Transgirl attempting to adopt an Pooner. While there is without a doubt an element of desire to take in an abandoned pooner?
The poonslime buildup that is clear, poor skin, and crusty transtape shows that likely this l'il dood will need to be put down on their first trip to the vet.
Only buy from breeders or the Liddlest Poonshop!

 

[Sissyagamben]

This is as good a thread to ask in I suppose.

Has anyone heard of pooners trying to join the military?

Would they be expected to come up to the male standards for physical fitness or the female?

I am hopeful that the various militaries secretly wash out poons and Troons by just ordering them out of initial selection saying they are not cut out for it, “finding” a medical issue which bars them, or just pushes them so hard they request out.

Not likely, none of irl pooners I know of have jobs that’s even close to manly. You’d think to be a real man they’d at least pretend to want to go in construction, forestry, etc etc, but no, it’s either a barista that asks you what milk alternative you’d like, or some sort of grifting “artist” that do extremely feminine “arts.” The manliest is a bus”boy”, that’s as close to a boy as she can get.

Also if they’re on test and had tit chop, the health deteriorates rapidly. It’s not like smoking cigarettes and your heart and lungs get shit when ur 45, it’s very noticeable and debilitating. No chance in hell they can even past basic training, either for men or women

 

[Hepativore]

Not likely, none of irl pooners I know of have jobs that’s even close to manly. You’d think to be a real man they’d at least pretend to want to go in construction, forestry, etc etc, but no, it’s either a barista that asks you what milk alternative you’d like, or some sort of grifting “artist” that do extremely feminine “arts.” The manliest is a bus”boy”, that’s as close to a boy as she can get.

Also if they’re on test and had tit chop, the health deteriorates rapidly. It’s not like smoking cigarettes and your heart and lungs get shit when ur 45, it’s very noticeable and debilitating. No chance in hell they can even past basic training, either for men or women

How would troons be able to get their HRT when deployed? Not to mention the very high risk of UTIs and gangrene which would only be exacerbated with some of the environments soldiers are in...plus...could you imagine MTFs having to take time out to dilate in the field?

 

[Mortin Shart]

 

[Hepativore]

Modern Reddit in a nutshell...

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Spoiler: Yep, Baby x3 is back

 

[FinnSven]

How would troons be able to get their HRT when deployed? Not to mention the very high risk of UTIs and gangrene which would only be exacerbated with some of the environments soldiers are in...plus...could you imagine MTFs having to take time out to dilate in the field?

That was my theory too, as in people who are deliberately pre mutilated and claim to be dependent on various hormonal supplements would be a danger to themselves and others in combat or hazardous situations.

It’s just that would also be the perfect victimhood campaign for Troons n’ poons if one was actively denied entry to the military on the basis of having had gender therapy.

In the case of pooners, making them come up to male physical standards would be an excellent way to keep them out while “validating” them.
Many women could absolutely come up to the male standard for entry in certain military branches, but let’s be honest, women with that kind of dedication are unlikely to be pooners.

 

[Hepativore]

The evolutionary history of the pooner...

 

[Mad_Dog]

Not likely, none of irl pooners I know of have jobs that’s even close to manly. You’d think to be a real man they’d at least pretend to want to go in construction, forestry, etc etc, but no, it’s either a barista that asks you what milk alternative you’d like, or some sort of grifting “artist” that do extremely feminine “arts.” The manliest is a bus”boy”, that’s as close to a boy as she can get.

Also if they’re on test and had tit chop, the health deteriorates rapidly. It’s not like smoking cigarettes and your heart and lungs get shit when ur 45, it’s very noticeable and debilitating. No chance in hell they can even past basic training, either for men or women

I saw what happened to that bridge built by a team of women engineers, we don't need anymore women in male dominated spaces, let alone mentally unstable surgically deformed women taking powerful mind-altering substances.

How would troons be able to get their HRT when deployed? Not to mention the very high risk of UTIs and gangrene which would only be exacerbated with some of the environments soldiers are in...plus...could you imagine MTFs having to take time out to dilate in the field?

Oh, have you not seen the WWII tactical trench dilators?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

The evolutionary history of the pooner...

On one hand? The narrator voice is grand.
On the other? Yet again someone gets the poongentior pooner image wrong.

The research isn't hard, people...

 

[Hepativore]

On one hand? The narrator voice is grand.
On the other? Yet again someone gets the poongentior pooner image wrong.

The research isn't hard, people...

It is often hard to track down where a lot of this stuff originates, simply because all of the major internet platforms have downed the whole bottle of pink pills, especially Reddit. The tranny jannies there will quickly ban any user who questions the troonocracy and take down the entire offending thread.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

It is often hard to track down where a lot of this stuff originates, simply because all of the major internet platforms have downed the whole bottle of pink pills, especially Reddit. The tranny jannies there will quickly ban any user who questions the troonocracy and take down the entire offending thread.

Agreed. The original is in the /tttt/ archives, and could probably be found with an hour or two of looking. Interestingly, it isn't the 1st "noticeable pooner" image posted in /tttt/, and was likely posted elsewhere before Baby x3 posted it on /tttt/. His relative lack of being a tripfag however makes it a pain to find.

 

[CrispyLegs]

The evolutionary history of the pooner...

Heeey one of my drawings made it in! That’s 2 drawings of mine that have been on youtube in the space of a few day, I’m getting famous as fuck doods, hope I stay grounded

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Heeey one of my drawings made it in! That’s 2 drawings of mine that have been on youtube in the space of a few day, I’m getting famous as fuck doods, hope I stay grounded

Heh. I'd love to see your take on Poonbro stuck on a gluetrap.

 

[RotPockets]

OK, this is the thread that finally caused me to register. First time poster, long time advocate of barf bag availability on days of visibility.

These pooners lay bare the unhinged severe mental illness that is rotting the FtMs' minds. I actually have a great deal of sympathy for the victims of gender, but only revulsion for the activists who sweep the insanity under the traaaaaaaaaans carpet. These victims are told their psychiatric illness is a valid identity, that it's fine, that it's normal, and that the only treatment they need is tit excavation, gristle relocation, and to be on drugs for the rest of their lives.

I'm not the least surprised that it's the FtMs making the news as trans terrorists. Most MtFs are just pornsick fetishists. These poonist FtMs are even more dangerous - untreated psychopaths with no life experience of the effects of testosterone, suddenly getting juiced up.

It's a deadly combination of borderline personality disorder, and roid rage.

2018 Aberdeen, Maryland shooting- Perp: Snochia Moseley, a trans-identifying female.

2019 STEM School Highlands Ranch shooting - Perps: some shithead and Alec McKinney, a trans-identifying female.

2023 Nashville school shooting - Perp: Audrey Hale, a trans-identifying female.

I believe the trans mass shooters are 3:0 FtM:MtF. I'm not counting Anderson Lee Aldrich, the Colorado Springs shooter who identified as non-binary as an epic troll.

Padded cells and psychotherapy, now.

Jonathan Douglas Sapirman the Indiana Mall Shooter was supposedly trans but it was memoryholed.
He took photos outside the store he bought the gun from dressed as a woman.

Spoiler: Troon Mall Shooter

Robert Crimeo III the Highland Park Parade Shooter was dressed as a woman when he shot and killed 7 people attending the 4th of July Parade. The media tried to portray him a Trump supporter because he posed for a photo with a stolen Trump flag. His father is the Democrat Mayor of Highland Park and helped him acquire the gun since he wasn’t able to pass the background check.

Spoiler: Troon Parade Shooter

 

[Poonocchio]

Heeey one of my drawings made it in! That’s 2 drawings of mine that have been on youtube in the space of a few day, I’m getting famous as fuck doods, hope I stay grounded

You simply must do more Poonart, there's no other way around it. You'll soon get to babyx3 tier of Pooner famousness too, lil dood!

 

[justreading]

I don't think they meant it, but this tattoo is 100% pooner.