Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Jesus, he uses child with non-atalkers too? This guy is so insufferable lmao
The funny thing is that he stopped childing the stalkers a while ago, probably because he was tired of being made fun of by them over it. Now "stalker" is reserved for the rascals, and "child" for anyone else unfortunate enough to run into him.

In a world of childs and stalkers, which are you?
 
The funny thing is that he stopped childing the stalkers a while ago, probably because he was tired of being made fun of by them over it. Now "stalker" is reserved for the rascals, and "child" for anyone else unfortunate enough to run into him.

In a world of childs and stalkers, which are you?
All stalkers are childs, but not all childs are stalkers
 
"bantz that was never bantz".
This one is new to me. What on earth?

little did Mark know that a career in acting and the fame and fortune that comes with it would do nothing to protect him from being childed by Patrick S. Tomlinson.
The worst thing is Pat isn’t even the dumbest person replying to that thread. Though he is the most corpulent.
 
This one is new to me. What on earth?
at the time, i didn't have any other way of articulating 'good-natured but provocative banter between friends that isn't actually that' at the time so i just settled for saying 'enjoy prison is bantz that isn't actually bantz' because fatrick is anything but good-natured and there's no banter when it comes to him, only a lot of agitated squealing.
 
at the time, i didn't have any other way of articulating 'good-natured but provocative banter between friends that isn't actually that' at the time so i just settled for saying 'enjoy prison is bantz that isn't actually bantz' because fatrick is anything but good-natured and there's no banter when it comes to him, only a lot of agitated squealing.
Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. Evil shenanigans.
 
I really don't get this moronic call to violence over speech. So by Pat's logic, should we go and curb stomp the ACLU for representing the American Nazis Party and defending their basic right to march in a suburb of Chicago?

How tenuous does the connection to fascism need to be to warrant a maiming?

It's amazing to me how problematic early Sesame Street is now to so many of the tolerant left now.
 
I really don't get this moronic call to violence over speech. So by Pat's logic, should we go and curb stomp the ACLU for representing the American Nazis Party and defending their basic right to march in a suburb of Chicago?

How tenuous does the connection to fascism need to be to warrant a maiming?

It's amazing to me how problematic early Sesame Street is now to so many of the tolerant left now.
words are violence in the leftist mindset. therefore, it's okay to retaliate with physical violence against words.
 
Jackie and Patrick are now bitching about parody accounts.

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She was nice enough to include a highlight reel:

 
Without fail, every person I've seen or met that talks about punching "nazis" has been an epheminate weak limp wristed retard. Pat has to be one of the most extreme in that regard though.
its triply hilarious when he actually gets into court; just listened to Null read it out, Pat had all his tough guy talk thrown right in his fat face
 
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Patrick, you ignorant retard. Both the Social Democrats and the Commies also had paramilitary wings whose purpose was identical to the Brownshirts: disrupt their opponents meetings while protecting their own.
This is what happens when people are allowed to selectively learn what happened in history.

Someone should teach him about the Spanish Civil War, and what happened when the "left" got violent.

Also, like you said, the historical antifa were literal violent leftists who would go around attacking and disrupting anything they viewed as "fascist", even moderates. Which sounds exactly like Pat, right?
 
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I just know about Joe's antics from my researches on Pat and from lurking at Quasi's. But now you've peaked my interest, kind sir.

Was Joe really funner to screw with than 2018-2020 Get-Angry-Stay-Angry Pat, at his fiestiest? If so, do you think it was more due to the fine gentlemen at Ona being more numerous and active than now, or because of Joe just plainly being a better cow?

Joe was an infinitely more fun cow than Patrick. The thing with Patrick is, most of the time he's extremely boring and predictable, You just poke at him and he spits out some variation of "No, stalker. it isn't. No, stalker. They aren't. Enjoy prison". Almost like someone tried to create the most hateable chatbot on earth. The thing that makes Rick worth sticking with as a lolpig is that his failures tend to be spectacular when they do happen. The Apostlegate saga, the Lappening, the failed lolsuit, A Christmas Carnage - they don't come around that often but when they do, they provide some of the highest quality lolmilk there is to be found.

Joe on the other hand, was consistently entertaining. There was barely a week that would go by without him doing something hilariously stupid, whether it was taking some bar owner onto People's Court because he cancelled Joe's band, or trying to infiltrate the subreddit as a 15 year old who "doesn't know dick about the internet", or congratulating himself on his new diet publicly before he'd lost a single pound. Towards the end of the subreddit, he was having full blown meltdowns almost daily, posting huge essays about how not bothered by us he was.

There's also the fact that Joe wasn't even in the same universe of hateable as Patrick. Joe is just a typical Trump supporting dumb boomer whereas Patrick might be the most hateable person on earth. Being exposed to him for too long is like staring into the abyss. A very fat abyss.

If you want to learn more about one of the internet's greatest ever lolcows then I highly recommended Beige's documentree on him -

 
Pat's shtick is to try to get in fights with notorious people online so he can become viral again. Even if it means he looks like a fool, the Man of Pig cares not.
That fact that he's a 40 something year old man (who has priorities he should be focusing on) and this is what he spends all his time doing is just absolutely pathetic.
 
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Patrick, you ignorant retard. Both the Social Democrats and the Commies also had paramilitary wings whose purpose was identical to the Brownshirts: disrupt their opponents meetings while protecting their own.
right wing reactionaries took power exactly because there were violent left wing coups across europe, including the failed 1918 communist revolution in germany. this dumb nigga's gpa showing again.
 
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