🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[apa gapa]

even if for some reason you love the nick kaminis bit, why tf would you puck this moment? jet is overdosing on cope and croat farts in that basement.

Because its one of the few highlights with his chigger friend

 

[Enig]

Oh man, Jon is being a fucking pinko puffer now, straight up dissing the armed forces lmao

 

[Glycine]

The Letty A-logging on Twitter is pretty insufferable at this point ngl

Maybe I'm just a "simp" or whatever but I really don't understand the hate she gets. She isn't really doing anything that the other fishes aren't doing.

 

[a great big cabbage]

6:22PM
Jon says "I have schizophrenia after all" to Vance and Sylvia

 

[Aidan]

Vance looks a little... different today.



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Lol he jokingly says Jon never thanked him for his service all day. Jon gets pissed and doesn't realize it's a bit and goes on about all the real service he did as a forestry technician.

 

[curbside2]

even if for some reason you love the nick kaminos bit, why tf would you pick this moment? jet is overdosing on cope and croat farts in that basement.

It illuminates some of the death of comedy decisions that have been made.

On another note Vance is wearing a hat which is suspicious.

 

[a great big cabbage]

It illuminates some of the death of comedy decisions that have been made.

On another note Vance is wearing a hat which is suspicious.

I think that was added to the challenge today. He's a paralyzed veteran or something like this

 

[Robot Gentleman]

What the fuck even is this show's production?

 

[The Vaper Friend]

Just while the site was down Mauro tweeted saying it's ok for Jon not to participate if he doesn't want to

Spoiler: Tweet

Found one of the replies interesting as it relates to the farms. This person hasn't seen the Farms Fishtank chat

 

[a great big cabbage]

Farms was down, so I took some notes. Not sure if anything is really worth clipping but here goes:

6:30PM (approximately)

I spent my time flipping between BR1 and BR2

Jon goes into BR2
Letty goes into BR1

Jon:

Jon breaks the number sign on the wall by throwing the mattress
Jon eventually goes into a monologue.

I picked up the following:

"I would rather lose than make fun of somebody with disabilities or mental illness"
"I find it disrespectful"

TTS of fart noises

More TTS "Are you going to maybe pee pee and poop yourself?"

"I'm going to stay true to my morals"
"I've done nothing wrong and I have nothing to prove to any one"

TTS "whatever poo poo pee pee head"


Letty:

Short monologue about how it's been two weeks and she's stressed because she's never done anything like this before.


"Tell me about your day, I'll listen"

Gets some thirsty TTS and flirts back

TTS "Jon is being a stinky winky butt"

Letty respons, "I don't think he is being a stinky winky butt - I think he's just tired. Everyone is stressed."

Letty reveals that sometimes when she is at home she takes a day to sleep for "like 16 hours"

TTS about movies, she names a French film (I missed the name), The Fly, The Thing, and "indie films"

TTS "Letty, don't forget to turn the light off before you go upstairs"

She laughs and comments that the TTS is referring to last night, when she was armless.

Both rooms are regularly interrupted with fart sfx. Letty laughs every time. Jon seems peturbed and tries not to show it.

I flicked around different cams and gave up because Jon was asleep and Letty was in search of water. TTS going off constantly and Dam randomly howling like a retard.

 

[Aristides]

Lol he jokingly says Jon never thanked him for his service all day. Jon gets pissed and doesn't realize it's a bit and goes on about all the real service he did as a forestry technician.

Immediately after Jon says this, TTS hounds him. There were five or six messages making fun of him in a row, saying Jon is a sulking baby, that he doesn't like veterans because he couldn't get in the army due to being a retard, that kind of stuff. The most killer one was something like "Jon came here so he could have friends for six weeks." He sat there in silence sulking then left to tatepose in Bedroom 2 and pretend to meditate as sound effects played through the speakers. Right as he left, Vance looked at the camera and mouthed something. Neither Violetta nor Jon were in the living room, so the Vance Alliance took to discuss Jon and Violetta's date the night prior and how weird it was. Damiel made fun of Violetta, again.

 

[CoolFool]

I think part of the issue with acting disabled is that, after a couple of hours, it gets really stale. You can only laugh at someone having trouble to do basic tasks for so long. This challenge is something that should have been done once and not again. To make it more interesting Sam should have included some challenges the fish could do while disabled.

That brings me to the other issue, the lack of challenges. Since Sam doesn't want the crew bonding and making friendships organically (Something a lot of people seem to enjoy), he's been trying to get them to fight and cause "tension"... But that isn't really causing drama like he is wanting. No one is fighting or plotting. Everyone is just tired and checked out. Sam should be offering more challenges and more fish bucks so people have an incentive to compete.

The challenges lacking consistent rules is probably the BIGGEST issue. Like this latest challenge, they just went and said "Never mind, no fish bucks for you!" Who would stay motivated to do challenges when now you don't know if you'll even get paid if you "win"?

 

[curbside2]

Reading the live chat and the replies here from 4chan fresh meat is exhausting. The retard challenge tanked the show down to as low as 4.9k at one point. It was boring as shit after five minutes. Group think. The fish brains can’t seem to understand that without Jon the last two weeks wouldn’t have worked. The idea of keeping Vance over Jon because he’s performed well for 24 hours is laughable. Listening to the people with short memory will bury this show quick. Hope they’re smarter than that.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Spoiler: Tweet

Found one of the replies interesting as it relates to the farms. This person hasn't seen the Farms Fishtank chat
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>KEEWEE FARMS ARE EBUL PEOPLE! THEY DESTWOY EVEWYTHING!
It's a waste of time talking to these people. Also there's an insane amount of catboy concubines in the fishtank sphere. Faguentes built literally a working cult. I'm impressed.

 

[King George III]

Just while the site was down Mauro tweeted saying it's ok for Jon not to participate if he doesn't want to

Spoiler: Tweet

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Found one of the replies interesting as it relates to the farms. This person hasn't seen the Farms Fishtank chat
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>kiwifarms
>doesn't know how to milk
Get a load of this retard

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Just while the site was down Mauro tweeted saying it's ok for Jon not to participate if he doesn't want to

Spoiler: Tweet

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Found one of the replies interesting as it relates to the farms. This person hasn't seen the Farms Fishtank chat
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See picture below for how this thread acts when discussing the show.

I 100% agree chat would've blown the show up in the first two days. It would've been nigger spam and everyone would've left practically immediately. Apparently the fag referring to chat as "kiwifarms people" hasn't looked at the thread. This thread is easily the best place to talk about fishtank, I've seen people try to break down every fish at a philosophical levels. Even when people disagree they do it respectfully, and there have been some great discussions had over some of the most minute stuff. Basically, this thread is incredibly autistic and I wouldn't have it any other way. Where else can you find an entire essay written about the moral implications of Letty and Jon's relationship or theorize in detail about Vance being fake or not? And on top of that have people provide input.

 

[Aidan]

Jon had no qualms about this stuff yesterday and enjoyed his time with Sam in the basement, returning valiantly. I think he's hopped on a moral high horse instead of talking about what actually has him mad and he doesn't handle negative TTS very well so it's been building up once they let those through.
Jon is far too easy to manipulate.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

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Reading the live chat and the replies here from 4chan fresh meat is exhausting. The retard challenge tanked the show down to as low as 4.9k at one point. It was boring as shit after five minutes. Group think. The fish brains can’t seem to understand that without Jon the last two weeks wouldn’t have worked. The idea of keeping Vance over Jon because he’s performed well for 24 hours is laughable. Listening to the people with short memory will bury this show quick. Hope they’re smarter than that.

Unfortunately the fact that Jet apparently thinks the solution to this is "bring in more temporary contestants" means the production staff haven't learned shit. They sabotaged their own viewership with the retard challenge, and because their most entertaining fish didn't respond well to it and caused a few quiet hours, Jet thinks he just needs to shove some more annoying spergs into the tank. Fucking laughable.

If they actually bring in more people, all it'll prove is a) that they have no real plans for the show and b) they don't know anything about what actually makes it entertaining.

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

The best fish today was Warren/Teddy the black Hobo.

 

[Angry Shoes]

So I'm not wrong in thinking the crew really, really fucked up jewing out on the fishbuck right? Just yesterday Sam was asking why they weren't giving their all for the challenges, and now when they do the crew comes out and cucks them out of it. Regardless of whether it was funny or not, they are gonna remember this the next time Sam or the crew offers some cash for a stupid challenge.

It’s like when Sam told everyone Letty was the baby shaker. I think the intention of both actions was to induce chaos and make them more confused, but in practice it just shows them the challenges are bullshit and the rules don’t exist. If there isn’t some sort of structure enforced soon I think you’re going to see people start to check out and be less active overall, because they have no incentive to play the game in its current form.