Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Harry Hamburgers]

I just got finished this entire thread and my lord was it a page turner. These wannabe "cybersecurity experts" who always come up with the most bullshit word salad way to say something easy always make me chuckle. Sure, sure you just download the database mainframe and are now hacking the cpanel at the pixel level please save them children your our only hope.

He also can't afford to pay me for the GFE anymore.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

Sup, babe.

So are you doing the interview for Shane?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

Nice literal bull ring

 

[Harry Hamburgers]

Sup, babe.

So are you doing the interview for Shane?

What do you want to know?

Nice literal bull ring

Thanks! I thought you guys here were supposed to be vicious and mean. Did you know Shane Nokes pays me to suck his dick and he's fat? Also I'm fat. Not sure if you noticed.

Shoe on head?

Requests are paid content just like nudes.

 

[Not a bee]

My god what an ugly creature she is

 

[A Sunset]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

LOL holy fucking shit, I was ready to retire from the thread for awhile, feeling satisfied with the kino produced. Yet now we have this new development. Let’s go.

I don’t remember your name @Harry Hamburgers. Would you be willing to do an interview/Q&A? @Friendly Arbys Employee @Spunt both offered Shame an interview but he turned them down. Yet you seem to have more testicles than him, showing up here.

I, of course, also have many questions. And I’ll be civil and professional in my role as neutral interviewer - just the FACTS, Jack

Assuming this is really you running the account, and Shame didn’t hold a gun to your head and force you to hold that sign up.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

MAN THE HARPOONS

 

[internet friend]

Shame's not even defending his girl on here. Shame Shane, Shame.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Alright. Let's start.

You've had a long career across many fields, but I'm most interested in your time as Microsoft, as that seems to be your greatest achievement.

Besides taking down Cosmo, what do you consider to be the height of your Microsoft career?
Can you describe a specific achievement toward which you feel the most pride?
If somebody came to you writing The Story of Microsoft, and they wanted just one anecdote which best describes your contributions that made Microsoft the company it is today, what would it be?

@KF Cruiser
@Harry Hamburgers

 

[Johnny Salami]

I think he didn’t choose to private this. His tard guard / tard wrangler basically enforced it on him. It’s what I would do, if I was paid to keep a sped out of trouble. They didn’t know about his @KFCruiser account here though

considering we might be on the news again for "swating" then I'm sure there are normalfag out there who believe the hype that we're these elite group of hacker's who can track you down anywhere and swat you. His gunt-of-a-wife probably believes the hype and ordered this fat fuck to shut up about it since she now knows the video they made was posted on the farms. Very similar to how 4chan used to be looked as.

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Shane runs through his exciting life history.
He was a full grown adult by 16!
The Secret Service was so impressed by him, they pulled him out of high school for a job.
Since Microsoft was part of the SS, he continued these 20 years with Microsoft and retired comfortably before 40.
Winning!
He didn't even have to mention his time working as a therapist for abused police families, or helping to run a retail empire!

Are you impressed, yet?
Shane is not afraid, he is not violent.
And he's damn sure tired of you using his words to point out the truth!
So stop raging, stop making accusations, and definitely stop projecting.

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Fuck, I forgot he also spent years as a social engineering expert, somewhere.
Combined with composing symphonies, giving Bill Gates life advice, and putting racists behind bars, he has lived a very busy life! Somehow he even found time to fit in years of working at Wal Mart in there, too!

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Amazing life advice from the True and Honest Shane Nokes.
If only he could take his own medicine...

This guy is like a fatter version of Jason Blaha, who claimed he was recruited while in high school to be a baddass spy, and now can't workout at a gym because alogs will haras him

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

See this is why you and Shane Deserve each other. You're both fat and retarded

 

[An automatic clown]

Didn't take Shames forever gf/tard wrangler to be a Hank Hill fan. Odd.

Maybe Shame can take all the puzzle pieces he's handing out on KF and piece together a life for himself that doesn't involve drinking 12 packs of Dew everyday and picking fights on social media every waking minute.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

You look like assigned male

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

Some of the people around here are being faggots, but I gotta give you a little respect. You’re here. Not a lot of people would do that.

 

[William Tyndale]

People should aspire to be the type of eceleb that KF ignores.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Damn Shane, now your posting here pretending to be your GF/tard wrangler? Really? Is this your big brain plan to "infiltrate" the farms and get some double secret top secret info?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

Man, Shane really lucked out by marrying a movie star! I loved you in blade!

Spoiler: Shane’s wife

 

[Black Cat2]

Did this fat bitch really try a gayop and immediately failed within a day? Holy fuck, Shane's incompetence knows no bounds!

For someone who's retired and rich, you pigs sure do beg for money a lot.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Oh look - your moron boyfriend voted me down for showing you some respect. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

No nudes please, but we do have some questions about the marriage if you don’t mind.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

If no one else is gonna say it then yes we need those nudes we will pay you in abject humiliation that’s the best we can do