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Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread
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Adrian Țepeș
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He was child-like; overall louder and energetic, demanding his legion of unyielding and loyal fans take arms against the minions of Mary lee Walsh.
He was always disgusting but never had a festering wound he insisted was a healthy organ, no.
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So, I'm inclined to believe Chris finally broke down and saw a doctor.
Chris wouldn't acknowledge it as a wound if he didn't. Instead, he'd just act shifty and change the subject a lot.
Of course, if he's lying, then he's fucked.
Nothing else to be done at this point.
Chris wouldn't acknowledge it as a wound if he didn't. Instead, he'd just act shifty and change the subject a lot.
Of course, if he's lying, then he's fucked.
Nothing else to be done at this point.
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Cue the freakout and second macing when the doctor tells him that he has to be sewn up
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He claimed to have masturbated using Unclit Mk 1 (which must have hurt like hell), I wouldn't be surprised if he's been doing the same now. It can't be remotely pleasurable, but "that's what women do."
IIRC, he did that before he'd even had sex. Chris' understanding of sex and biology is less than basic. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks all women lactate all the time, and that's why he's hoping for that himself.
This assumes that he knows what a period is.
I don't think this is something to be optimistic about. As I said previously, Chris will lie to get people off his back, he thinks he's smarter than anyone else, and his powers of self-delusion are unlimited. He might tell you that he knows it's not a vagina while thinking he's humouring this idiot who doesn't understand the mighty power of subliminal frequencies.
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I'm just glad he has zero sex life. This festering taint wound would be so far off the charts on the "bad surprise" table that it could legit ruin sex for someone.
Other gross things is that since he's actively nurturing this thing it will probably get bigger. If it doesn't turn into a problem now it'll definitely become one later.
Other gross things is that since he's actively nurturing this thing it will probably get bigger. If it doesn't turn into a problem now it'll definitely become one later.
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Okay, so Chris was telling me earlier that he knows it isn't a newly grown vagina, now he says that it is
Edit: For those of you that think I'm stupid for denying he said it was a vagina, I wasn't reading the entire facebook post he made and texting Chris instead. He first told me after two or three text messages that he knew it wasn't a vagina, he acknowledged it as a wound. He said it wasn't lethal and not infected. Then later he said that it was a magic vagina.
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For anyone interested in fun new cows, Noel Schaefer / @Weeny Tran is a great one. He's a Chris-Chan follower from back in the day who's used him to trollshield the fact he's a little goblin that's stalked a girl for over ten years. He knows it's something wrong and he's making himself believe otherwise.
If you're interested, enjoy his exploits here!
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/helios127-woody-chan-noel-schaefer-son-of-bonnie-m-schaefer.6835/
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I can see the problem here, several people on the forums talk to Chris and that is not really a big deal. Chris is a pathological liar and even when confronted with lies he will keep doing it. Chris does not go to doctors regularly because it costs too much money (in his opinion). Chris genuinely believes he can turn into an XX Female on a shoe-string budget, which is disturbing. Chris thinking he can even turn into anything that even slightly resembles a woman is even more disturbing and characteristic of mental illness that has gone long untreated. With all this undue attention, we are overdue for a new sweetheart saga, hopefully, this one will be christened "The Tainted Love Saga"
You know Chris-Chan's answer will be something stupid like, his doctor advised him that you cannot rush mother nature because becoming a woman takes time and the process is ongoing until you die.
Ask him when the doctor thinks it'll be done forming.
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This is clearly him thinking that he's growing a vagina
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Chris thinks that the videos take full effect after a couple of months. I don't think he's actually seeing a doctor.
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He isn't seeing a doctor and he thinks he is growing a vagina. Even 4 year olds aren't this stupid.
He thinks that hypnosis can induce physical changes in his body. This is a multilayered display of pure stupidity.
>people actually think a doctor has been anywhere near it 
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It's really nothing new with Chris. He thinks he can curse people, he tried to hypnotize people into liking his comic and he believes cartoon characters are real people with real feelings.
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So this basically confirms that he still believe's it's a pussy and any time he says it isn't is just him trying to get people to stop nagging him about it.
Like it was just conjecture before, but now it's basically confirmed.
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