🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Puff]

Jon deserved to be kicked out, he has refused to do so many challenges.

Unplanned Parenthood? Simmons 'dirtied the baby'.
Hot dog eating? He doesn't eat pork (except bacon and pepperoni).
Pretending to be schizo? 'It's not cool to make fun of wetawded people' (except when he brags about bullying retards in school and him making fun of cripples etc.)
Pretending to have downs? See above.

All this sprinkled in with constantly going to the basement and his autism fit yesterday barricading himself in a room, putting in ear plugs, trying to block the camera and reading the bible.

Is him leaving good for the content? Absolutely not. The show shouldn't even do eliminations until the last week. Instead have these challenges reward fishbucks. More fishbucks also adds more incentive for the fish to stay around (meaning they don't need to be coddled as much into staying). And this would also make it not as big of a deal when/if some fish decide to leave early. The interesting/entertaining part of the show is watching the fish do retarded stuff, not doing elimination challenges. Less fish = less entertainment. The show is set up to just become more of a bore, like an inverted climax.

Solution: Start with 2 contestants and add in more as the show goes on like that one parable in the Bible with the vineyard.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Half hope Jon can come back in some capacity, as a guest appearance. I feel like he'd probably enjoy that after a break, comes in as a judge for a competition or something. Contestants have to pass a quiz on a motivational speech Jon writes himself and reads aloud.

 

[&igrewintoribbons]

Jon is far too retarded and proud to act like he has any other disability, so this entire challenge will put Joncoin at an all time low.

I am the oracle

All seriousness though Jon was digging his own grave since the first time they had to coddle him. He was running the show for those idiots in the basement and I give him a lot of credit for (though he probably did it without realizing it) buckbreaking them and making them bend to his will. He would have stonewalled any ridiculous MDE or "hell house" style shit they plan to do in the future just by sitting on the sidelines or barricading himself upstairs again.

I will miss the Jontent though. RIP Top Weetard

From here on out it looks like it's gonna be the Josie/Vance show. Worse things have happened in the last two weeks, so I think they'll find a way to amp it up, especially if the Hassle lives up to the hype. Who knows with this fucking show.

 

[Giant Machine]

Letty's new headshot dropped

 

[Enig]

Opinion that will make the /tv/ refugees angery: Jon should have been out after the drinking incident.
They already lost a lot of viewers due to Simmons and the movie night cutting out downstairs cams leaving us all relying on the hallway and B1 to hear in on things, but then his drunk retard act down there and subsequent meltdown upstairs caused them to cut ALL cams and lose a ton of viewers, something they just barely climbed back from via the drunk karaoke. That right there should have been an immediate red flag signaling a liability.

 

[a great big cabbage]

I don’t know what to say really. Sixteen days into the biggest battle of our autistic lives, all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team, or we’re going to crumble, inch by inch, play by play, til we’re finished.

We’re in hell right now, retards, believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell, one inch at a time. Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a retarded man can make.

I pissed away all my fishbucks, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me and lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that’s part of life. But you only learn that, when you start losing challenges.

You find out life’s this game of inches. So is fishtank because in either game, life or fishtank, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don’t quite make it. One half second, too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch because we know when we add up all those inches, that’s going to make the fucking difference between winning and losing, between staying and going.

I’ll tell you this, in any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to die, who’s going to win that inch. And I know if I’m going to have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willing to fight and die for that inch because that’s what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes.

Now I think you’re going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You’re going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you’re going to do the same for him. That’s a team, autists. And either we heal now as a team or we will die as individuals. That’s fishtank, retards. That’s all it is. Now, what are you going to do?

 

[King George III]

Has Letty never swept a floor before? For fuck's sake, for starters, she's got her tool backwards and her form is total dogshit. Put more umph into it you lazy bitch.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Has Letty never swept a floor before? For fuck's sake, for starters, she's got her tool backwards and her form is total dogshit. Put more umph into it you lazy bitch.

That is 100% the movement of someone who has never lifted a finger to clean their surroundings their entire life.

Edit: she has now foregone the mop in favor of a roll of toilet paper to scrub the hardwood floors.

 

[keke]

Some highlights from yesterday. If these videos don’t load to be clear IT WILL BE DUE TO MY OWN ERROR and I will kms

Letty and Sylvia respond to TTS calling them boring. Letty says if they’re so bad then viewers should click to a different room and watch Jon or Josie instead. She goes on to shout out her Letty Bug simps and says she will eat any maggot haters.

Spoiler: Letty bugs rule, maggots get eaten

Vance and Jon join them for a while before everyone ends up downstairs. Badminton is set up by the white shark, teams are Vance (no legs, war veteran) & Letty (one leg) vs Jon (not doing the challenge) & Josie (Tourette’s). During this Jon finds out he lost over 200 points while Vance lost zero, making him the winner of the challenge so far. TTS leans on him. This gets to Jon and he barricades himself in Bedroom 2.

Spoiler: Jon barricading

He moves the light in front of the camera presumably thinking the glow will block out the whole camera.

He starts reading the bible and sets a timer. TTS immediately starts.

Letty and Sylvia are back discussing what Jon said to her the other night.

Spoiler: Jon isn’t gonna fuck Letty

Sylvia goes on to say that everyone in this house is forced to be together all the time and that Jon has been encouraging this like with Simmons. Letty protests at being compared to Simmons but Sylvia repeats it is similar. Chat and TTA praise Sylvia for calling out Jon’s lack of participation in challenges, showing that she does have a presence in the house. No one else was calling it out.

TSS in B2 meanwhile

Spoiler: Jon trying to sleep or crying idk with TTS

TTS tells people downstairs what Jon is doing and multiple people try to check on him (Sylvia, Josie) but he ignores them. Jon gets a lootcrate but won’t let Ben in to give it to him and won’t acknowledge him. At some point he hides in the piss closet. Soon Damiel wants to sleep but Jon has his mattress barricaded in B2 with him. He is forced to confront Jon while still acting like a retard for the challenge and it was genuinely hilarious to watch live.

Spoiler: Damiel wants his mattress!!!!

Damiel breaks character

Jet is summoned by this rage. He and I think Ben gain entry to B2 and remove every item in there. They do not speak to Jon. Letty eventually tries to get him out of the piss closet, Jon does not acknowledge her and leaves to close himself in the bathroom.

Spoiler: Jon leaving for the bathroom. Note that at this point chat is spamming that Jon gets kicked

There’s a kinda funny moment after this where Letty is stuck on the floor and Sylvia walks in but can’t help her because she has no arms. They both laugh because it’s so retarded.

As Vance is dragging himself past the bathroom, Jon opens it and starts talking.

Spoiler: Jon talks with briefly with Vance then much longer with Jet

He claims he was confused about the challenge and tried to be schizo realistically (aka not doing the challenge) and then tried actual schizo when he barricaded himself but “they fucked my shit up.” He goes downstairs to talk to Jet about this and says the same thing. It’s clearly a lie because Jon has barricaded himself into rooms in his previous tantrums. Jet says he’ll look at it more favourably if Jon really was trying to do the challenge and when Jon said it was confusing he understands. Jet ends with telling him it was clear he wasn’t trying despite what he said and that will only annoy him, the viewers, and the other fish. He advises him to take the L and move on.

They end with debates later in the night, Jon does participate. Letty rightfully wins the debate with decent arguments. Letty aloggers in pieces over this.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

A stupid sports-ball analogy but sometimes you need to pick the consistent player that gets singles and doubles over the guy who will hit a home run but then strike out repeteadly. You never knew which Jon was going to show up minute to minute. Best to have a show that exists and functions every day even if it might not have the same upside potential than to have a show come to a screeching halt everytime the 'tism strikes.

sam and jet are gonna recreate him in the aggregate

 

[supersock12345]

Even Ben says he'll miss the lad

ben (@benwbush)

Jon did well I’m gonna miss him

nitter.net

 

[Blitzsneed]

Jon deserved to be kicked out, he has refused to do so many challenges.

Unplanned Parenthood? Simmons 'dirtied the baby'.
Hot dog eating? He doesn't eat pork (except bacon and pepperoni).
Pretending to be schizo? 'It's not cool to make fun of wetawded people' (except when he brags about bullying retards in school and him making fun of cripples etc.)
Pretending to have downs? See above.

All this sprinkled in with constantly going to the basement and his autism fit yesterday barricading himself in a room, putting in ear plugs, trying to block the camera and reading the bible.

Is him leaving good for the content? Absolutely not. The show shouldn't even do eliminations until the last week. Instead have these challenges reward fishbucks. More fishbucks also adds more incentive for the fish to stay around (meaning they don't need to be coddled as much into staying). And this would also make it not as big of a deal when/if some fish decide to leave early. The interesting/entertaining part of the show is watching the fish do retarded stuff, not doing elimination challenges. Less fish = less entertainment. The show is set up to just become more of a bore, like an inverted climax.

Sad to see Jon go, but it was inevitable after the previous days. But he was fun as fuck in the first week, gonna miss Jon and seeing Sam tear up was something else and I felt for him. Jon was ready to get out of the house and just got a taste of what is yet to come. Act I is done and the torture will definitely ramp up.

PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY

 

[Big Rob Boss]

That is 100% the movement of someone who has never lifted a finger to clean their surroundings their entire life.

Edit: she has now foregone the mop in favor of a roll of toilet paper to scrub the hardwood floors.

Imagine how her own room looks like

 

[stink rink]

True retards and the internet don't mix in a perfectly legal and/or sustainable way. You can't really expect to do a show like this perfectly on a massive level with all actual, irredeemable tards. You'd be hard pressed to find a true tard (genuinely, consistently entertaining) who hasn't done something deplorable in the past, making them a liability, or one who is capable of being prodded more than 20% of the time without retracting into their shell. In other words: it is virtually impossible to have a show populated entirely by Simmonses and Jons.

Fishtank has to be viewed in a different light to be entertaining now. It should be seen as a torture house for slightly strange individuals. Going forward, the sharks will drive content by making the fish's lives worse and worse. We can't realistically rely on tard rage 24/7 and frankly it's a miracle that we were able to for as long as we did.

I wouldn't think of it as a "golden age" coming to an end, but more of a metamorphosis into a different act. Jet has been coping this whole time, now he gets to have fun.

 

[King George III]

Tell me what is wrong with this picture.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Tell me what is wrong with this picture.
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if she slips and falls down the stairs, ti'll be funnier than anything jon did. cross your fingers.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Tell me what is wrong with this picture.
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To be fair she learned how to clean from a guy who sweeps after he mops

 

[Finger Pistols]

They should secretly make Jon a shark

That's never going to work for a few reasons. The first one being that he's a tard and doesn't have the composure to keep quiet and do what he is told to do. Another one being that the moment he speaks up (It's inevitable with Jon) he will be instantly recogniced by other contestants since he seems to have an actual speech impediment. Mind you, I'm still a Jon fan. I am sad to see the content machine let go, but it's understandable seeing his most recent behaviour. I will be keeping up with the thread, but not as much since gods chossen fish was hooked out of the tank.

 

[cistendered]

Fishtank has to be viewed in a different light to be entertaining now. It should be seen as a torture house for slightly strange individuals. Going forward, the sharks will drive content by making the fish's lives worse and worse. We can't realistically rely on tard rage 24/7 and frankly it's a miracle that we were able to for as long as we did.

I think this was the intention of the show to begin with, to bring in some kinda low class weirdos who you can fuck with and are willing to debase themselves for a shot at some money. Not to have a house full of retards and specifically from the outset to not have any creepy actual or potential sex offenders.

Simmons definitely was an unexpected wrench in the works, same with Mauro leaving. Jon, while he had some iconic moments was getting in the way of the idea of a hell house because he either fell for a bit in the worst way (like with Nick Caminos) or took everything super personally like the disability challenge.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]