Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Tasty Tatty said:
Reminder that, no matter how much Keffals thinks he's winning against conservatives, average conservatives have jobs, families, and friends and don't need to cut their genitals off to be happy. Even the random kiwi here has a much better life than this fucker. I've had my lows in life, but I never was blessed with $100K and blew it all in cocaine and dildos like a fucking retarded moron.
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Lmao he thinks he's winning? Oh of course, random users on Discord say nice things to him. What a life!
Hey Lucas, if you hate women laughing at you definitely don't ask what my gf says when I show her pictures of you
>B-but you don't have a gf! You're all incels!
Yeah, yeah and you're totally a woman too, dude
 
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Surfherder said:
Maybe they would give oxycodone for that rotting wound he calls a vagina, though? *shrugs* I find it extremely hard to believe that even the shiestiest of Jewish doctors would tell someone to shut up to keep getting opiates. Sorry for saying it but it’s true.
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There has always been doctors out there who'll trade sexual favours for opiate scripts. I'm guessing that in the troon circles that Lucas hangs out in, the name of a writing croaker who'll do you an oxycodone script for a sniff of your stinkditch would be one of those open secrets.

These doctors will tell you what you need to do to ensure that they don't get into trouble.
 
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Null said:
nah you can buy drugs online, tons of people do it.

edit: to clarify, i do not buy drugs online, i just know it's possible.
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There are very large markets to buy drugs from, with reviews, escrow payment and guides how to do so.

You will obviously get scammed if you try to purchase retarded things. But stuff like the mentioned drugs is incredibly easy to grab. And given it is Luke, I'm sure he didn't get his shit tested either, so even if he got coke, it was all bunk.

I have been checking for usernames that he used in multiple markets ever since the drug usage started being obvious and didn't find him. Not in WHM, TM and similar, so wouldn't be surprised if this, like his whole "I am a woman" thing, is fake.
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Your UPS/FedEx/DHL/Postal carrier are gonna be pissed when they are tailed around your neighborhood for the next few weeks.
 
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Got Milk! said:
Your UPS/FedEx/DHL/Postal carrier are gonna be pissed when they are tailed around your neighborhood for the next few weeks.
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I know you're joking, but buying drugs online and getting them delivered by mail is very common, anyone who thinks otherwise is naive. Merely posting about it is not going to cause some FBI special task force to take notice and start tailing people.

Anyway, Keffals is supposed to start his weekly stream in forty minutes. I'm sure that it will be well-researched and offer some fresh insights and topics, since he had the whole week to prepare. Definitely won't be just him reading news articles in his droning voice.

Also lol that he picked the same time-slot as Null. Coincidence or wanting to prove he can get more viewers? Who knows. But it doesn't make much sense for a Canadian to stream at 12:00 EST. Oh wait, his audience is comprised entirely of NEETs, so it doesn't matter.

edit: stream live now on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mjHiEB5th0 (started 35 minutes late, because of course it did)
 
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Something Awful said:
I know you're joking, but buying drugs online and getting them delivered by mail is very common, anyone who thinks otherwise is naive. Merely posting about it is not going to cause some FBI special task force to take notice and start tailing people.
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they're not gonna be tailing people either way.
what they sometimes do is a 'controlled delivery' where they cooperate with the post office to intercept a package to you, open it to confirm that it's full of drugs, put a tracker in it, reseal it, put cameras on the delivery guy, have him deliver your stuff to you, and once you sign off on receiving the package they bust you for conspiracy to receive controlled substances through the mail.

but they don't do that for random dudes who order five grams of weed or a handful of xanax, they are mostly trying to get at sellers, resellers and distributors (people who receive significant quantities through the mail and then sell it on in smaller amounts to local junkies for a profit)
 
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Hi, not sure if posts of Keffal’s bluesky account have been posted as I haven’t checked up on this thread in a long time and have only lurked but I personally thought this was funny.

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Has Keffals explained how the goalposts have changed in regards to taking down Kiwi Farms when asked, or have we always been at war with Eastasia has it just been stone-cold silence?
 
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Ahaha, Keffals just said that right before the stream started he was outside smoking a cigarette, and some random Irish teenager gave him a thumbs up and said "Good job on that Kiwi Farms stuff". :story:

Also, he says he does not post on Twitter anymore. Someone else is supposedly posting on his behalf. lol sure buddy.
 
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Something Awful said:
Ahaha, Keffals just said that right before the stream started he was outside smoking a cigarette, and some random Irish teenager gave him a thumbs up and said "Good job on that Kiwi Farms stuff". :story:

Also, he says he does not post on Twitter anymore. Someone else is supposedly posting on his behalf. lol sure buddy.
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Maybe he should so he can get above ~300 viewers. Also, wasn’t he going to stream on Twitch now? He also claimed to not have his phone for 34 days in rehab.
 
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