Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

I expected him to demand the thread be shut down earlier. Hydro did a breakdown of the clip for those interested.

He is full on lolcow now and there is no pulling up. This thread, to him, is the reason for all his troubles and will forever be.


I swear he made a big deal of shutting down yt memberships after the banning. Seems they are back up.

 

[Chibitzen]

Imagine even entertaining a pretense that a gossip site should excel at being a scholarly tool for the dim-witted Youtuber. What an imbecile. How clueless does he think people have to be to believe this? Where does that put his audience, actually? Do they not give good and valid feedback? He's literally seething that he's lost so many echo chambers. He's not short on advice. Grow up.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

From last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3qnMS47Ow

So it's Jersh's fault that we are making fun of him and have devolved in his opinion?

Also, did Nick admit to Karen-ing to the ooperator?

There were also only 3-4 people in this thread 'touching' the cow: Cynthia (not ans OG Farmer), Twitter is Cancer (banned), someone else who admitted to fucking with GiveSendGo, and perhaps me when I put out notice that people could post to South Africa Craigslist.

All 4 were told to sod off and knock it off.

That monologue on his own show though... Back when this started he had Andrew (LM), Joe the Jew, Drex, and Branca on as a backtrack to nod and agree. The silence on this clip is a contrast

Edit: Did Nick say Jersh alienated people who could help him? I listened again... Does Nick mean himself? How would NICK be able to help Jersh???

 

[AnOminous]

The problem here is that Nick has driven himself into a corner by taking a position, and now he has a difficult choice in that staying ture to that position (i.e. freeze peach absolutist, as he has self-described) is more hazardous to his standing with his audience.

He's already admitted he was just lying about that shit all along and is a complete fraud and a joke of a coward who stands for nothing except coom.

He is full on lolcow now and there is no pulling up. This thread, to him, is the reason for all his troubles and will forever be.

He went full lolcow. Never go full lolcow.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Makes perfect sense that a man with a picture of alcohol bottles in his room would be sympathetic to Ethan who is an avid alcohol bottles collector.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wasn't going to bother logging in until the normal site was back up, but seeing that Risotto was dancing on the site's grave this week made me come back.

@Shush I'm going to attach the clip I got because it includes 30 seconds at the beginning where Nick's attempt to dunk on the Farms apparently never coming back was interrupted by him deciding to run a red light.

Here's a screenshot of him in the intersection:


If you look through the back window of his Mustang, you can see that oncoming traffic had a green light as Nick was still in the intersection. This wasn't a close call - he full on ran this light.

I increasingly believe that he's going to crash his superchatmobile just like Ralph did. Except Nick will do it live on camera because he's probably doing this stupid shit like laying on the gas or running a red light for the benefit of his audience (and so he he can show off to them).

Here's the intersection I believe he's at. I believe he's turned left from Maple Grove Parkway to go west on I-94 (you can see the onramps in yellow going south in the map picture).


You can also match the lights and signage from the screengrab to the intersection (right image).

 

[zyclonPD]

From last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3qnMS47Ow

Nick Rekieta can eat shit. Josh has gone out of his way to avoid this thread, dunk on the thread and be amenable to this balldo loving faggot. His problem is literally hating free speech existing that offends him and his failed lawyer ass is too much of a disingenuous lying shit smear faggot to just admit that.

Whats fake nick? You have never proffered a decent rebuttal to any argument here. The only lawyer in the world incapable of making arguments. Your arguments have been straw men, bullshit asides, mockery and anything else to verbally smear on the wall like your shit smear of a personality.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wasn't going to bother logging in until the normal site was back up, but seeing that Risotto was dancing on the site's grave this week made me come back.

@Shush I'm going to attach the clip I got because it includes 30 seconds at the beginning where Nick's attempt to dunk on the Farms apparently never coming back was interrupted by him deciding to run a red light.

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Here's a screenshot of him in the intersection:
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If you look through the back window of his Mustang, you can see that oncoming traffic had a green light as Nick was still in the intersection. This wasn't a close call - he full on ran this light.

I increasingly believe that he's going to crash his superchatmobile just like Ralph did. Except Nick will do it live on camera because he's probably doing this stupid shit like laying on the gas or running a red light for the benefit of his audience (and so he he can show off to them).

Here's the intersection I believe he's at. I believe he's turned left from Maple Grove Parkway to go west on I-94 (you can see the onramps in yellow going south in the map picture).
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You can also match the lights and signage from the screengrab to the intersection (right image).

Not the site itself, but on Jersh specifically. The monologue clipped from last night (posted above) takes aim at Josh specifically, but he pulls back just enough to say, 'I'm the nice guy though! I will be nice on the show with him.'

Nick trying to take the moral high ground at this point is hilarious. It is the 'I know you are, but what am I?' defence.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Edit: Did Nick say Jersh alienated people who could help him?

I haven't watched this clip yet, but you can find Null saying something similar about himself on recent MATIs. He hasn't done anything to Rekieta that I remember... except complain about Drexel.

 

[feral cat #6385]

People are supposedly mad about 18 hour trial streams not being a thing and hate Camelot. Friday show will be the same regardless of the blowback. he acknowledgedthat there are 'a lot' of people with this negative opinion.

Do exactly what your audience doesn't want. Smart. Surely that will work out. I guess that's what makes him a social media expert.

Doing a trial shoves all his shit onto LR. Depp caused stress on his family relationships.

What a lazy, worthless cunt. God help them both if Nick had to actually work a job.

I'm sorry for your loss my dude.

I know Internet thoughts and prayers are useless, but I'll be thinking of you both tonight anyways.

I have a 15-year-old Black Lab who gets frailer by the day who is my whole world.

The day is coming fast and I'm not ready for it.

Good luck friend. I would recommend making a quality of life checklist to monitor his/her condition. Speaking from experience, when the time comes, it's not a hard decision to make.

I hate when my cats die. Sorry. Also fuck Dong-Gone. That cat murdering fucking asshole. That brick-faced cat-murdering fucking worthless goddamn chink. God I hate chinks.

It was so sad. All last week my cat was furiously refreshing the web browser, waiting for the farms to come back up. By Friday he had given up hope and lost the will to live. When the farms came back up, he started purring then uttered out one last meow that sounded like "Fuck you troons." and died in my arms.

 

[AnOminous]

I increasingly believe that he's going to crash his superchatmobile just like Ralph did. Except Nick will do it live on camera because he's probably doing this stupid shit like laying on the gas or running a red light for the benefit of his audience (and so he he can show off to them).

It would be a hoot if he crashes his vehicle because he was seething hard at the Farms while driving.

 

[mitro]

Couple of clips from yesterday:

First, a superchat at the end of MATI. Dammit Nick! You lost another one! Sauce - 3:12:27

Also, prior to the Elissa clip, on the totally riveting Friday FUN show, Sean (Potentially Criminal) gets the Farms on Nicky's mind right off the bat. He's glad the site is fine. Totally happy. Source - 00:00:32 :

 

[Sugriva]

In regards to his complaints about site users that directly harass cows, what else does he expect us to do? We bully the fuck out of them, and Jewsh bans them as soon as he finds out. That's all we can do. It is not the fault of Kiwi Farms that someone who uses the site decides to do something bad.

 

[AnOminous]

In regards to his complaints about site users that directly harass cows, what else does he expect us to do? We bully the fuck out of them, and Jewsh bans them as soon as he finds out. That's all we can do. It is not the fault of Kiwi Farms that someone who uses the site decides to do something bad.

If he didn't cope, seethe and dilate about his thread on literally every episode, probably none of his paypigs would even notice the thread.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Who's tipping the cows, Nick? Give Josh links to posts/users interacting with the cows.

 

[zyclonPD]

In regards to his complaints about site users that directly harass cows, what else does he expect us to do? We bully the fuck out of them, and Jewsh bans them as soon as he finds out. That's all we can do. It is not the fault of Kiwi Farms that someone who uses the site decides to do something bad.

Pretty much. People from Nicks former audience did that during the Vic case. He had whole segments on his stream dedicated to explaining he doesn't command the internet, they just do, and they can't blame him for the actions of others. If the actions of your "fans" can be equated to your own actions now then Monica Rial, Jamie Marchie, Ron Toye etc. have a tortuous interference claim from weebwars fags tipping the cow.

Vic Lasgna himself had to make a video about it asking people to stop. I even remember a certain boomer coomer defiantly saying on his stream while playing that denouncement from Vic that "Vic doesn't control what I do". Did Nick himself tortuously interfere with people's business?

This is a Pandoras Box Nick will open if he wants to go that route. The weebwars thread still exists, the site has a search function. We can start dredging up reciepts.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

Nick just needs to log off forever. Obviously he can’t handle banter from a gossip website.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Great. I hate when he does this shit right after Josh streams. Now we have to wait a week to hear his rebuttal. Nick, you fuck.

But really though, he can go fuck himself. I guarantee you his kids remember their father before streaming and they miss those days.

 

[Swole McPole]

If he didn't cope, seethe and dilate about his thread on literally every episode, probably none of his paypigs would even notice the thread.

At this point, I think he's glad of the attention. What else has he got going for him? Nobody's interested in his show any more. He doesn't cover anything worth a damn. Sure, he whines and moans about it, but I think he's clinging on to his thread on the Farms as evidence of his relevance.

"Look, those people on Kiwifarms think my show's worth watching -- I MUST be interesting."

That's just how it is when you're a narcissist. Any attention is better than no attention. At the very least, it gives you something to bitch and moan about. How soon before his audience get wise to it and start getting bored of his 'moan about Null' routine? The wine moms and psychopaths who haunt locals have dwindled to a handful now. Once that janny has run through the last of them like a dose of epsom salts, I'm betting the last of the wammen will be off -- and it'll dwindle down to a soggy biscuit party for the last degenerate coomers.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

From last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3qnMS47Ow

The clip channels have been busy. In addition the the one above, a few more...

This a good round up of what's already been clipped here (and a bit more) on Nick's anti-Kiwi tirade:

More evidence (did we need any more?) from last night of Nick's alcoholism:

Is this one of the stages of Lolcow? That they just embrace it?

JessicaReloaded being the silly THOT that she is. Between Nick and Coomalot... damn, he's aiming low...

Can a clip channel find when she said she wanted to be a lawyer (highly comedic)? Girl couldn't get more than 120 on the LSAT. Three syllable words are a challenge.

Some overlap with these two but not much... re Vegas and us dumb Kiwies...