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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Anyone give me a link to something on the immensely fat and boring cunt? It'd be nice to know who he is.
The shirtless male (ostensibly) with tits touching his knees that ISN'T Frank. Chris/ASF, I guess. Know nothing about him though.
Chris/AirsoftFatty is basically a minor lolcow who was mainly known for his cringe videos of him playing with lightsabers and nerf guns with his autistic friends. The main reason he's in the fishtank is that iDubbbz made a "documentary" about him:
and subsequently invited him to sing the national anthem at the first creator clash:

fatty, despite generating millions of views for Ian's channel and effectively launching his new series of lolcow documentaries (which culminated in the piece on Sam Hyde), was not compensated financially for either of these appearances, and effectively told to fuck off when he tried to contact Ian later. This made him very upset, and so he was receptive when Sam reached out to invite him on to fishtank in order to taint yet another piece of Ian's brand.

TL;DR: Sam bought him on the tank to fuck with iDubbbz
 
Day 26, 8:02 PM

Chris is teaching a lightsaber class to the ladies
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hey boys, feels good to be back on the fishtank thread. the site had to go down and now i specifically downloaded brave just to use the tor part of it. anyways, just wanted to say I don't have much to contribute to this thread as of right now, everyone said what I wanted to say and more but I thought I could share these twitter pics that i haven't seen posted yet

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i figured out how to use the thumbnail option so you fags can't get mad and report me
 
Why does Josie have a clean room to herself? I haven't watched too much lately but wondering if she won some challenge that afforded her immunity from any freeloaders sleeping in there or taking her bed...or is it just rigged cause she's a literal retard?
 
Why does Josie have a clean room to herself? I haven't watched too much lately but wondering if she won some challenge that afforded her immunity from any freeloaders sleeping in there or taking her bed...or is it just rigged cause she's a literal retard?
listen, me and my /tv/ fags love josie. i would drag my nutsack down a mile of broken glass if it meant i could just smell the mouth piercings she has. i have a shrine dedicated to all the guro art she has made. josie is love, josie is life.


That's not going to stop the faggots on The Fanfic Farms.
jokes on you, i already got temp banned once for it. what's stopping for a part 2

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It's legitimately crazy how much love Josie gets for adding so little to the show. She's spent 95% of it silent and stimming. She does nothing. The only reason people like her is because she's a cute Asian looking girl and 4chan is full of man children who get off on that. That's it. Even stinky ass Letty who is clearly unhinged adds 10 times what Josie does.
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Josiecels should just admit they are turned on by a woman acting like a child because they are sickos who love anime and porn.
i try to not be that asshole that just assumes everyone who likes josie is a degenerate weirdo that likelt deserves a thread on it's own but fuck me, everyone who likes josie is the exact type of person you would assume would bang her

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listen, me and my /tv/ fags love josie. i would drag my nutsack down a mile of broken glass if it meant i could just smell the mouth piercings she has. i have a shrine dedicated to all the guro art she has made. josie is love, josie is life.
Okay, so is she immune from anyone messing with her on the show? I watch Hassle try to remove her socks and even then he just gave half an effort and gave her a plushy. If she wins its a confirmation that Jet fucked her IMO.
 
Okay, so is she immune from anyone messing with her on the show? I watch Hassle try to remove her socks and even then he just gave half an effort and gave her a plushy. If she wins its a confirmation that Jet fucked her IMO.
if you want my non trolling opinion, i wouldn't be surprised if the MDE crew purposely went light on josie bc that's their money maker. fags love josie and people don't want to see josie in a situation where she might be uncomfortable. i personally don't care, i love seeing everyone get fucked with
 
if you want my non trolling opinion, i wouldn't be surprised if the MDE crew purposely went light on josie bc that's their money maker. fags love josie and people don't want to see josie in a situation where she might be uncomfortable. i personally don't care, i love seeing everyone get fucked with
I get ya, so it's pretty much rigged by this point. It's just odd they can't even put in an effort by at least putting a second bed in there.
 
Why does Josie have a clean room to herself? I haven't watched too much lately but wondering if she won some challenge that afforded her immunity from any freeloaders sleeping in there or taking her bed...or is it just rigged cause she's a literal retard?
They seem to go easy on her with stuff like that.

My guess is because Josie in her own room generates a ton of money with plushy sales and her late-night and mid-day talks with TTS.
 
I get ya, so it's pretty much rigged by this point. It's just odd they can't even put in an effort by at least putting a second bed in there.
I'm not gonna sit there and say it's rigged bc I don't know for sure. however, ever since the whole simmons shit happened, I wouldn't be surprised if the structure of the show kinda fell apart with that as well.
 
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