Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Something Awful]

I wish I recorded it, but I was busy at work without access to my usual archiving tools, he claimed that one of the websites or people he succesfully deplatformed was Kiwifarms.

It's currently still up on Twitch, if anyone wants to archive the whole thing. I clipped the part where he talks about his great deplatforming victories. I entitle this clip "My Autistic Adult Son Learns How to Use MS Paint":

(he's so fucking slow, his brain fog must be getting worse. He seriously needs to get back on the meth coke to even approach being bearable)

 

[Punished Neco]

5th May Stream rundown:
1st stream back that wasn't supposed to be Patreon only.
Announces the stream will now be 6 hours minimum to 12 hours long with preplanned segments (which would indeed make clipping things somewhat difficult) [Spoiler alert, none of the streams have been anywhere near 6 hours yet]

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes, this is despite the fact that this didn't happen at all during the 130 minute long "Patreon" stream which had similar viewership numbers. It happens about 3 times in a 4 hour stream.

In what has to be the most bizarre clip of Keffals I've seen in awhile Keffals sheds a single tear from the left eye after saying how they've just 'Installa the Rocket League' then immediately begins to eat a yogurt

Finally, Keffals announces they're in the process of attempting to get a Visa so they can stay in Ireland for up to 2 years.
Allow me to also revisit my previous claims: It's quite possible that the "wife" comments on the secret alt account were simply a joke amongst friends and Keffals is simply going to be a roommate and the comments about a wife were simply a joke based on the fact that EFNO will undoubtedly be doing housework/cooking etc etc. Although a polycule would be the funniest scenario I generally like to be accurate.

Didn't really listen to much of the stream (hopefully someone else can give a summary)

Oh boy, my time to shine. 12th May Stream was pretty boring, I have some clips but I CBA to upload them after the 5th stream clips.

• Doesn't have a single anxiety issue where Keffals needs to step away from the stream.
• Plays raft whilst reacting to Tipster leaving the commentary community.
• "I would probably celebrate if someone killed him to be honest" (When talking about Matt Walsh)
• "Sometimes good things happen to bad people" (On talking about Metokur getting cancer)
• Talks about Leafy and the failed ratio, claims he's angry because Leafy did a stream on Rumble but Keffals won't go much more into that as Leafy has "fallen off so hard that even covering it is platforming him", even though that particular stream of Leafy's had 2.2k viewers during the Keffals segment which is x9 the size of Keffals average stream since returning.
• Ends stream and goes back to Youtube for the final 17 minutes, will now be streaming on Youtube again instead of Twitch
• Proceeds to go to bed at 8pm

On a side note... and I wished I archived the video,
The Northern Irish alog who held that note up outside EFNO's house made a return on Twitter claiming to have proof Keffals never went to rehab. Posting a short 14 second video with the street nameplate that's attached to EFNO's apartment building with the man himself giving a small talk about the history of where it all began, I can't quite remember his name though.
The video was reported and has been deleted for violating Twitter rules.

 

[Something Awful]

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes

Keeping the door open for breaks to powder his nose, I see.

In what has to be the most bizarre clip of Keffals I've seen in awhile Keffals sheds a single tear from the left eye after saying how they've just 'Installa the Rocket League' then immediately begins to eat a yogurt

lol

The Northern Irish alog who held that note up outside EFNO's house made a return on Twitter claiming to have proof Keffals never went to rehab.

Wait what, is that the schizo who keeps posting in this thread about how he "has proof" and then never follows up? @xbv

 

[Baraadmirer]

Announces the stream will now be 6 hours minimum to 12 hours long with preplanned segments (which would indeed make clipping things somewhat difficult) [Spoiler alert, none of the streams have been anywhere near 6 hours yet]

Remind me if these streams are weekly? If they're daily that calls into question any claim of productivity...

 

[Something Awful]

Weekly streams on Fridays, timed to coincide with Null's weekly show (coincidence or not, who knows).

Also, mini financial update:

Keffals' haul (donations and subscriptions) from the May 5th stream:
$375.00

May 12th stream:
$224.99

Not looking great.

 

[LimeRikki]

Weekly streams on Fridays, timed to coincide with Null's weekly show (coincidence or not, who knows).

Also, mini financial update:

Keffals' haul (donations and subscriptions) from the May 5th stream:
$375.00

May 12th stream:
$224.99

Not looking great.

It's like Keffals always says, "Sometimes good things happen to bad people."

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Weekly streams on Fridays, timed to coincide with Null's weekly show (coincidence or not, who knows).

Also, mini financial update:

Keffals' haul (donations and subscriptions) from the May 5th stream:
$375.00

May 12th stream:
$224.99

Not looking great.

Looks like it won't be long before the next stream goes below $100.

 

[Kees H]

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes, this is despite the fact that this didn't happen at all during the 130 minute long "Patreon" stream which had similar viewership numbers. It happens about 3 times in a 4 hour stream.

I think Luke is still on something. This is normal cokehead behavior, but it might also be him being really addicted to nicotine again. If he really went to rehab (which I am still heavily doubting, ofcourse) it wouldn't surprise me if he is now a heavy smoker, as some rehab places just replace the drugs with nicotine.

Weekly streams on Fridays, timed to coincide with Null's weekly show (coincidence or not, who knows).

Also, mini financial update:

Keffals' haul (donations and subscriptions) from the May 5th stream:
$375.00

May 12th stream:
$224.99

Not looking great.

Welp. Would be funny if Keffals ended up being the new Kirtaner, Lucas must be really hoping his crybully complaint to the Canadistan police gets somewhere.

 

[Baraadmirer]

So is mod enny going to jump on Tor to make a living from reading this thread?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Not to mention that he using the addict thing to make himself more of a sacred cow. "OMG mocking me for being a drug addict is disgusting".

The troon shield wasn’t working in leftists as much as it used to. Lucas needed a new excuse to cry to jannies when he gets into trouble.

 

[Vect]

Finally, I can post these screenshots I've been storing. On Friday, Null did a segment about Keffals on MATI, and ended up briefly streamsniping Lucas because he was streaming at the exact same timeslot. The result was a raid on Keffals's chat occuring.
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Lucas tried to play it off and ignore the raid as best he could - if memory serves, he went with it being a Vaush raid(?) - but it was clear it bothered him.

First, doesn't this count as cowtipping. Secondly, is he streaming at Nulls times, just so he can get extra numbers from trolling Kiwis?

The troon shield wasn’t working in leftists as much as it used to. Lucas needed a new excuse to cry to jannies when he gets into trouble.

It's funny this defense doesn't work for alcoholism.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Anyway, here are the screenshots:

How dare he mock me for things I chose to do!

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

First, doesn't this count as cowtipping. Secondly, is he streaming at Nulls times, just so he can get extra numbers from trolling Kiwis?


It's funny this defense doesn't work for alcoholism.

I have noticed many leftists have views on alcohol that would make the Temperance movement blush. While they would love to bring back prohibition they all hypocritically smoke more dope then Cheech and Chong.

 

[whogoesthere]

So, Keffals returned to streaming on Twitch today (last week's stream was only on YouTube) and apparently managed to be so fucking boring that he actually lost subscribers. lol.

Didn't really listen to much of the stream (hopefully someone else can give a summary), but tuned in for a few minutes and couldn't help but notice that he looks like shit.

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I mean, that would be a rough 40, but this goblin is in his late twenties. That's what troonshine does to you, kids. Not even once.

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His smile and optimism? Gone.

I love his eyes. No matter what shit is said, or how he tries to present himself, the eyes never lie.

That is a soulless husk, rendered in the pleasure gardens into nothing but an empty cadaver, given life as punishment.

Even as a junkie he failed to learn anything, continuing his long tradition of spiraling towards the grave.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Would be funny if Keffals ended up being the new Kirtaner

we can only hope keffals ends up living in a van down by the river like kirt.

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes, this is despite the fact that this didn't happen at all during the 130 minute long "Patreon" stream which had similar viewership numbers. It happens about 3 times in a 4 hour stream.

i cant wait for the stream where he comes back and forgets the wipe the powder off his nose. that ones gonna be really funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes, this is despite the fact that this didn't happen at all during the 130 minute long "Patreon" stream which had similar viewership numbers. It happens about 3 times in a 4 hour stream.

And he's totally not going off camera to pop xannies or something.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Keffals announces they have anxiety now and has to step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes, this is despite the fact that this didn't happen at all during the 130 minute long "Patreon" stream which had similar viewership numbers. It happens about 3 times in a 4 hour stream.

This isn't how anxiety works. (If you're going to say "it's how muh anxiety works..." no, it doesn't, think about your own and when it comes about for a second.)

It is how withdrawal symptoms from addiction can work though.

 

[Douchebag Technician]

Just wanted to chime in that I'm really proud of Null for having this place set up for Tor.

Fantastic work.

Back to the lulz...

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

step away from the stream for 5-10 minutes at at a time to calm down which happens every 40-50 minutes

Good to see Lucas is setting aside time each hour for Mental Health bust fat lines of coke.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Good to see Lucas is setting aside time each hour for Mental Health bust fat lines of coke.

He’s going to pull a Pulp Fiction on stream one day and the Potato Ogre or his cuck will have to stab Lucas in the heart with adrenaline