A Jewish family moved in next to my house, what kind of “welcome to the neighborhood” gift should I get them?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m thinking about a fruit basket but that may remind them too much of the holocaust.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

A swastika-shaped cake.

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

A slab of thick cut bacon or pork belly.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Build something on their lawn and set it on fire. Maybe a lowercase t, for "time to leave".

 

[AgendaPoster]

They'll appreciate your money and belongings, and free labor on Shabbat

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Your foreskin

 

[WhiteNight]

https://www.monkeydepot.com/Collectible_Figure_6_inch_Tall_WWII_German_Leader_p/mp0714.htm

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

A train set. Surely, there's no harm in that, right?

 

[Accidental Racism]

An ash tray, perhaps?

 

[draggs]

A Bible. King James Version of course

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Bars of soap and lampshades

 

[Day Drinking]

Probably some nose hair clippers and warming packs for their hands. That seems like a friendly thing to do.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Tell them you're apart of globohomo and the WEF then you'll be besties.

 

[Shlomosexual]

Cook them up some fried chicken. Chicken is kosher, right?

 

[Pee Cola]

Invite them around for a nice dinner of Dr. Oetker pizzas washed down with some Fanta.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Sing a new version of the dreidel song for them:

penis penis peins
I use it every day
when I'm bored or lonely
with penis I shall play!

penis penis penis
I keep it in my pants
when there's nothing else to do
I take it out to dance!

penis penis penis
it's down below my waist
when I fuck your mom
I aim it at her face!

penis penis penis
why did you start to itch?
got an STD from your mom
cause she's a dirty bitch!

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

An ash tray, perhaps?

Nice! A guesthouse for the in-laws!

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Not a gift, but it sounds like a wonderful time to either get a few feeder pigs or become a pot belly pig breeder.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Apples, but be sure to incorporate razor blades for the extra surprise. Im sure they will appreciate them, since they are free.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

Whats the khazar milkers situation tho?

Your foreskin

They will sure appreciate it

Spoiler: Not safe for goys