Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Real Ariana Grande]

A friend and I recently went to dinner at a small local restaurant in her (uncomfortably liberal) neighborhood. I was telling a story when in walks a 5'3" woman with a partially shaved head (so you know she was some flavor of gender-special)...and the person with her was a 6'4" 300 lb hulking tranny. Long greasy hair, the bottom half dyed green. Wearing some airy dress that would have looked nice on a female within normal BMI range.

I started laughing immediately, but not wanting to get kicked out of the restaurant, I pretended like I was coughing and started drinking water so I could try to hide it. My friend stared at me in confusion until the tranny walked by and then she started laughing so hard she had to drink water to mask it as well. Once he was seated, my friend and I finally made eye contact again and we both burst out laughing.

I suspect the tranny knew we were laughing at him and I hope it ruined his night.

 

[GloriousScarf]

The AGP at work has been wearing the same clothes for months. Same top, same jeans, same shoes. Months.

They are all pink. I assume the thought process is pink = woman.

It saddens me to report another two months has passed since I posted the above and he is still wearing the same clothes every single day.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The AGP at work has been wearing the same clothes for months. Same top, same jeans, same shoes. Months.

They are all pink. I assume the thought process is pink = woman.

On the bright side, his moobs are growing in opposite directions and he will eventually end up with walleyed tits. This pleases me.

The funniest part to me is that wearing the same shit months at a time might be the most obvious tell even assuming he didn't look like a ogre with makeup stuffed into a tube-top.

That behavior alone might be the most quintessentially male thing ever.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Stopped in to restock my diet Squirt stockpile and encountered the Troonception:

-Quintessential "straight with extra steps" couple- 300 lb porn addict with a lingering neckbeard and a pooner who almost could have passed for a little boy with a severe chromosomal disorder.

-FTM janny pushing a mop cart around with acne that looked like bubonic plague and a scraggly pube beard.

-Asian Of Unknown Gender, not even gonna guess.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the king of troons. I can't really describe this fine specimen so i took a long distance photo.

For a bit of context before troonism was mainstream this guy was living the life (sans hunchback) he was so horrifying to behold previously i scrubbed it from my memory. But like the accidental no consent like no dong jones he forced his way back onto my eyeballs.

This guy is about 60ish could be younger or, so fucked i can't actually tell, first time he came out of the ladies bathrooms after i did. Didn't know he was there until he came out and someone with me pointed it out, horrified we fled from the area. From then on we would run into this thing for the better part of a week whilst on holidays, the worst bit is I've seen this guy before many many years ago on holidays again, even took a picture.

He has the biggest man tits you'll ever see an enormous beer gut, cancer inducing leathery skin from to much sun, and will walk around in his little pink tutu and high waist bikini in a very tourist heavy area. I'm fairly certain he's a methadone junkie. Limp greasy hair with a prominent bold spot starting to form and a 5 o'clock shadow and missing teeth.

Occasionally he changes his outfit, but its usually a mix of something like the below, strangely he smells very clean no odour and doesn't really engage but sort of lurks around the area menacingly.


Updated with a link about him, known as a long term local

Archive of a doco someone did of him from 2006

 

[Slur Generator]

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the king of troons. I can't really describe this fine specimen so i took a long distance photo.

For a bit of context before troonism was mainstream this guy was living the life (sans hunchback) he was so horrifying to behold previously i scrubbed it from my memory. But like the accidental no consent like no dong jones he forced his way back onto my eyeballs.

This guy is about 60ish could be younger so fucked i can't actually tell, first time he came out of the ladies bathrooms after i did. Didn't know he was there until he came out and someone with me pointed it out, horrified we fled from the area. From then on we would run into this thing for the better part of a week whilst on holidays, the worst bit is I've seen this guy before many many years ago on holidays again, even took a picture.

He has the biggest man tits you'll ever see an enormous beer gut, cancer inducing leathery skin from to much sun, and will walk around in his little pink tutu and high waist bikini in a very tourist heavy area. I'm fairly certain he's a methadone junkie. Limp greasy hair with a prominent bold spot starting to form and a 5 o'clock shadow and missing teeth.

Occasionally he changes his outfit, but its usually a mix of something like the below, strangely he smells very clean no odour and doesn't really engage but sort of lurks around the area menacingly.



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Props for the photo. I wish you took something more closeup but i perfectly understand why you didn't. These candid shots of the freaks are uncanny. He has the leathery skin of a fisherman.

 

[NerdShamer]

He has the biggest man tits you'll ever see an enormous beer gut, cancer inducing leathery skin from to much sun, and will walk around in his little pink tutu and high waist bikini in a very tourist heavy area. I'm fairly certain he's a methadone junkie.

Lmao, this guy actually looks worse than most of the white trash that I've seen at Wal-Mart; and this is including this bitch who had her asscrack being squeezed out of her jeans

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the king of troons. I can't really describe this fine specimen so i took a long distance photo.

For a bit of context before troonism was mainstream this guy was living the life (sans hunchback) he was so horrifying to behold previously i scrubbed it from my memory. But like the accidental no consent like no dong jones he forced his way back onto my eyeballs.

This guy is about 60ish could be younger so fucked i can't actually tell, first time he came out of the ladies bathrooms after i did. Didn't know he was there until he came out and someone with me pointed it out, horrified we fled from the area. From then on we would run into this thing for the better part of a week whilst on holidays, the worst bit is I've seen this guy before many many years ago on holidays again, even took a picture.

He has the biggest man tits you'll ever see an enormous beer gut, cancer inducing leathery skin from to much sun, and will walk around in his little pink tutu and high waist bikini in a very tourist heavy area. I'm fairly certain he's a methadone junkie. Limp greasy hair with a prominent bold spot starting to form and a 5 o'clock shadow and missing teeth.

Occasionally he changes his outfit, but its usually a mix of something like the below, strangely he smells very clean no odour and doesn't really engage but sort of lurks around the area menacingly.



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Ah, brings back memories.

 

[Zirnwyb]

A spic troon works at the Walmart my gramps and I go grocery shopping in. He seems to be a HSTS but he makes little to no effort to "pass" well at all. He wears a horribly matted wig, fake eyelashes that look like spider legs, horribly caked on foundation, and ridiculously coloured eyeshadows. His favourites seem to be blue and pink for the eyeshadow. He's always chatting with one of the women working at the self-checkouts and they always look so visibly uncomfortable by him but you can tell they're doing their best not to be rude to him. Every time I see him, though, I crack the fuck up laughing. It's like I cannot help it when I see him, I just burst out laughing and he looks at me like I shit in his Cheerios.

 

[12(b)(6)]

My local Starbucks has been absolutely overridden with troons. (Fuck you. I like their iced coffee.) I didn't even realize how many live in my area. At one point they even had a trans flag in the customer area facing the entrance, but I assume someone complained because they moved it behind the line, but it's still visible.

They've also hired a ton of MtF trannies over the last few months. One could see how that would be good work for them, seeing as the coffee smell might aid in masking the axe wound stench. However, they only seem to work for a few weeks before either being fired, or quitting after realizing that if they just say they have [insert mental disorder] that they can live off of the government.

I will say that I am glad they are stuck working a service job instead of continuing to funnel into the tech world to join the tranny quest of destroying the (capital I) Internet. Brew on, Troons.

 

[glass_houses]

My local Starbucks has been absolutely overridden with troons. (Fuck you. I like their iced coffee.) I didn't even realize how many live in my area. At one point they even had a trans flag in the customer area facing the entrance, but I assume someone complained because they moved it behind the line, but it's still visible.

They've also hired a ton of MtF trannies over the last few months. One could see how that would be good work for them, seeing as the coffee smell might aid in masking the axe wound stench. However, they only seem to work for a few weeks before either being fired, or quitting after realizing that if they just say they have [insert mental disorder] that they can live off of the government.

I will say that I am glad they are stuck working a service job instead of continuing to funnel into the tech world to join the tranny quest of destroying the (capital I) Internet. Brew on, Troons.

You do realise that troons are always the type of person who'd spit in a customer's drink for no other reason than being in a bad mood, right?

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

Was walking with my S.O. near one of them strip mall/shopping center things, with a Best Buy, Target, Staples, etc. God knows what the fuck we were looking for (prob. some tech). This was before Corona-chan, around 2019.
So we come up behind this thing walking along, wearing pearls, glasses and what looked to be a off-white dress from the 1960;s, whatever was fashionable for upper middle class women back then would wear, knee-length but shoulder straps, so you can see the shoulder blades.

Holy Living Fuck, I realized immediately this was a man. But early 60ish. Fucking elderly. The skin was like a diseased pale, blotchy with smaller age spots or whatever, and it was almost fucking emaciated and spindly. Like the bones of the elbows and shoulder blades were sticking out and angles that prompted concern and/or disgust. It's fucking gait was weird, walking on some kind of heel it wasn't used to walking on, so it looked lopsided as it walked.

I was befuddled and shocked. It looked like some dude just woke up one morning and decided to dress like a woman, but put this outfit on and thought it was totally natural. I've seen troons before, but generally they're just fat guys who wear mumus or some sackcloth-like getup to hide the fact they're just a fat dude, but this was something else, man.

The closest I can recall it looking like anything, was the fucking spindly alien from Close Encounters of the Third fucking Kind.

 

[12(b)(6)]

You do realise that troons are always the type of person who'd spit in a customer's drink for no other reason than being in a bad mood, right?

Eh, you can see them making it. lol. I'm a little concerned with their dirty ass coomer hands but you get those from pizza places too.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

You do realise that troons are always the type of person who'd spit in a customer's drink for no other reason than being in a bad mood, right?

This kind of coffee shop is about as safe as you can get for that kind of bs, there is no "back kitchen" for them to hide in and do it, and there are a zillion cameras pointed at everyone all the time and an anonymous tipline for co-employees to call and report people who do stupid shit, along with incentives for them to do so.

You notice SBX has never had a Chipotle-type scandal, well, there are reasons. They are locked down like Ft. Knox.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I can clock various FtM trans men often. They're the most common, probably because enough are mentally abnormal but not cripplingly so and they can still work relgular jobs like cashier and appear at college. Most of them just look like dumpy autistic males, but pass without giving scrutiny to them. MtF is harder to find, but stands out when I do. I saw a deer in the headlights type helping out his art selling friend a bit ago, he seemed terrified to be out in public. I saw him again a few days later unloading things out of a car and he still looked pretty paranoid he was being looked at, in spite of seeing him at 8am on a nonbusy day. His face was a brick and his bones were male, but he had a softness to him facewise and was skinny with nice hair and was about 5'6" at most. I wonder what was going through his head.

Meanwhile, I saw a 5'10" ft tall trans woman wearing a black dress and long wavy black hair but with sterotypical black glasses neckbeard stubble face and that guy had more to be anxious about, but just looked annoyed to be alive. With Florida, I'm wondering if I'll see less trans people soon as twitter folks are hyping it up as the NO MA'AMS LAND where the government is about to back up lynch mobs of trans hangings. From what I can tell, it's unlikely.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Has anyone else noticed an extreme increase in pooners lately? I used to see obvious porn addicted AGPs but lately I've been seeing fuck tons of FTMS everywhere.

 

[Slur Generator]

Has anyone else noticed an extreme increase in pooners lately? I used to see obvious porn addicted AGPs but lately I've been seeing fuck tons of FTMS everywhere.

Young women and fads, name a more iconic duo

 

[Chimerical]

While I was in line at a cafe today, one of the baristas came up and said hi to a troon in front of me. I thought it was just a gay guy with long hair at first because the barista addressed him as "Dylan". The hair wasn't unkempt and greasy like most troons I see. He was also wearing typical girl clothing, such as an adidas shirt and blue jeans, which threw off the radar.
As we were both waiting for our drinks, I noticed that he had a pride pin on his shirt. It was then I knew something was fishy. To confirm it, a different barista finished making a drink, called the name "Jessica", and he went up to take it. I wonder if he was seething at the first barista's deadnaming internally.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Young women and fads, name a more iconic duo

women will have fake seizures literally caused only by their stress and trauma, lol. might already be covered in the muchie part of the forums

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/02/01/582104848/her-seizures-looked-like-epilepsy-but-her-brain-looked-fine

https://archive.ph/2ZAZo

 

[oramge cat]

I had my first encounter with one where I knew something was up but absolutely could not tell if it was an FtM or MtF or a neopronoun genderblob. Simultaneously dressed like how I imagine a man trying to be a butch lesbian would dress and a woman trying to dress like a man would dress. Fat as fuck, early 20's, dressed as what I can only describe as a combination of like, Hillary Clinton dressing down and a mob boss from London. Surprisingly, every individual component of the outfit was on point and someone less sexually ambiguous of either sex might have been able to make it work with a few tweaks. Even a fresh haircut and expensive-ish looking jewlery. The encounter was a customer at my work (restaurant) and I was so scared because I didn't want an "IT'S MA'AM" moment on my hands.

Fortunately, it spent the entire time on the phone scrolling tik toks and the mom handled all the communication so I just asked her after like, the second time I talked to the table. I think the mom knew that I was confused and she was a little embarrassed that she had to drag that creature out in public and pretend this whole situation was normal.

What's the verdict, Kiwis? I could see it being an autistic MtF who's loving but concerned and desperate mother tried to ground in reality by giving him a butch lesbian makeover and essentially dressing him and I could see it being an FtM who thinks she's manly enough to pull off an effete David Bowie-esque look?

On our way out of Costco, I saw a teenage boy in the fakest, most troonish wig I think I've ever seen in my life working the customer service desk. It was so incredibly plastic, cheap and fake looking, and the style and color managed to make it that much worse. It had two huge anime pigtails on the sides with overly-full bangs, basically at least five full heads worth of "hair" on one wig, but it gets worse. It was one of those two-tone abominations in pastel pink and blue split down the middle.

During a rare Walmart trip, I just barely glanced one of those lanky TIMs in an attempt at 2000s style emo clothes, complete with black and white horizontally striped programmer socks and arm warmers. What is it with Tim and his obsession with wearing oversized graphics tees with skirts? Even when I was a little kid back then, I never saw other girls of any age dress like that.

There were at least two others that I currently can't recall that happened during the outage. It's like they just knew, somehow.

TBH if I was working for some shithole like Walmart I would get a shitty wig and otherwise not change my appearance whatsoever so I could fuck with management and be unfireable. Ripping a joint in the warehouse? "My dysphoria was so bad I just needed to engage in some self-care RIGHT AWAY, OK?" Throw a case of vape batteries into the bailer? THEY REMINDED ME OF MY PENIS I CAN'T AFFORD TO CUT OFF YOU BIGOT!" Imagine the possibilities!

Maybe they were pre-op, they looked really fit so maybe they hadn't started doing HRT very long ago, HRT makes you fat after all

Not necessarily, look at Dylan Mulvaney. Diet+exercise determine body composition more than hormones with maybe the exception of bodybuilders on juice. As far as the "troons shouldn't do heavy compound lifts" goes, maybe yeah. Seems like a good way to get a fistula considering the stories I've heard of serious lifters of both sexes literally pissing or shitting themselves going for a big PR.