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[Positron]

You can clock these pooners by the smell.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

My first job in the UK lasted a year, and they asked me to leave (with a hefty severance). The next one, two years, and they asked me to leave (again with a hefty severance). The third one, a year, and again, they asked me to leave (again with a hefty severance). It wasn’t that I wasn’t good at the content of my job, I just struggled to get along with my colleagues.

Wow. That means they wanted him out yesterday, but they'll settle for NOW. What on earth was this creep doing? Threaten colleagues with physical violence or worse, is my bet.

 

[DrNow]

As Halloween was just around the corner, I decided to go to a party as my ex-wife, the scariest monster I know! I didn’t look great, but then neither does my ex-

Absolute text book, by numbers AGP. He has made absolutely no effort to present his paraphilia as anything other that. He seems to be oblivious to the fact people are starting to pick up on certain patterns.

 

[wakaran]

You can clock these pooners by the smell.

The thought of walking by some 5'1 creature reeking of Axe body spray, unnecessary aftershave and piss is hilarious to me

 

[Anne of Cleves the Second]

Wow. That means they wanted him out yesterday, but they'll settle for NOW. What on earth was this creep doing? Threaten colleagues with physical violence or worse, is my bet.

Hm, maybe, just to keep things quiet and friendly, but for that they could just chuck him out without pay or notice. My suspicion would be that it's more creepy than that - stuff they can't put in a disciplinary action because it's hard to show how it goes against company policies, but it's freaking everyone the fuck out. (Source: I've seen it happen before with a guy (not a tranny) who just made repeated sleazy comments to his women colleagues. Nothing offensive, nothing rule-breaking, would be hard to even have a serious conversation about let alone stand up in a disciplinary, but enough to make no-one want to sit near/work with the guy. Result: see ya!)

 

[Procopius]

I don't want to keep harping on about the fat old tranny rugby player, but Gawd Bless Yer, Mary Poppins. The Terf collective has decided they'd like to see this one in court too, so they've been chipping in to his legal fund. Here are the messages attached to his latest donations. No web trickery, this is genuinely how far you have to scroll to get to someone who supports him

Spoiler: How can I say "I hope you lose, fat creep", Let me count the ways

https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/transwomen-in-rugby/

(not sure how to archive this one. You have to click the comments tab to see them, but it's not on a separate URL)

 

[General Disarray]

Reading through the last 4 or 5 pages and all I can say is we REALLY need to bring back the concept of shame, and to stop discouraging bullying. These things are necessary for a functional society and this thread proves that unequivocally,

 

[Got Milk!]

You can clock these pooners by the smell.

There is a participant in fish tank who enjoys peepee poopoo and apparently doesn't wipe after peeing. They refer to her vagina as "glazed ham". I think that's a fitting description for the manliest of men here.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

STP?

In the past every decade or so since the 1960s, this appliance got reinvented again and again. You know, as a way to "free" women. And it kept on not catching on.

They have finally found a market for it. I mean aside from astronauts.

But the funny thing is, men often pee sitting down depending on circumstances and it's not a sign of sexual anything. No one will think a man is less a man if he heads for the stalls and only pees. In fact normal men tend to avoid noticing each other in public toilets.

Of course if it's peeing in an alley or something ...

 

[glass_houses]

STP?

In the past every decade or so since the 1960s, this appliance got reinvented again and again. You know, as a way to "free" women. And it kept on not catching on.

They have finally found a market for it. I mean aside from astronauts.

But the funny thing is, men often pee sitting down depending on circumstances and it's not a sign of sexual antything. No one will think a man is less a man if he heads for the stalls and only pees. In fact normal men tend to avoid noticing each other in public toilets.

Of course if it's peeing in an alley or something ...

Embarrassing childhood memories: going on roadtrips and the parents stopping the car by the side of the road so us kids could take a piss. My brother was fine and could piss where he wanted to, but us girls had to squat behind the open car door because we were worried that we'd get bitten on the arse by a snake or have green ants or meat ants run up our legs if we went into the bush or long grass. I would have killed for a STP in those moments. This was pre internet shopping, however, so behind the car door we hid. Strangely, we all survived these traumatic experiences.

 

[GettrGriftr]

In the past every decade or so since the 1960s, this appliance got reinvented again and again. You know, as a way to "free" women. And it kept on not catching on.

Because they have to be rinsed off after every use and generally kept clean (or else "Oh, the whiff"). Most women are not going to want to schlep that thing around with them in their purses all day. Not worth the bother. And if a pooner wants to STP at a urinal to show just how "manly" she is, she damn sure isn't going to (want to) rinse that thing in the men's room sink.

And sorry not sorry, little pooner, but you still need to wipe and dry your little area after you STP unless you want to stink in a way that most men who aren't homeless don't . You can use whatever extension hoses or whatnot, but none of those contraptions will change the way YOU ARE FUCKING BUILT!

 

[Got Milk!]

Because they have to be rinsed off after every use and generally kept clean (or else "Oh, the whiff"). Most women are not going to want to schlep that thing around with them in their purses all day. Not worth the bother. And if a pooner wants to STP at a urinal to show just how "manly" she is, she damn sure isn't going to (want to) rinse that thing in the men's room sink.

And sorry not sorry, little pooner, but you still need to wipe and dry your little area after you STP unless you want to stink in a way that most men who aren't homeless don't . You can use whatever extension hoses or whatnot, but none of those contraptions will change the way YOU ARE FUCKING BUILT!

That last sentence is absolutely horrible. Amazing you can't understand, in 2023, that was her ASSIGNED construction at birth and she is refusing to go along with it. Get it together, geez.

 

[GettrGriftr]

That last sentence is absolutely horrible. Amazing you can't understand, in 2023, that was her ASSIGNED construction at birth and she is refusing to go along with it. Get it together, geez.

LMAO. Yeah, yeah, I know, the "If you believe it, you can achieve it" horseshit

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

JFC

Oh God, how much longer until Tim gets special treatment from charities meant for people who survived cancer or other devastating afflictions and injuries, or said charities are forced by the government, to start forking over wigs made from real, donated hair?

JFC https://www.allure.com/story/for-the-gworls-black-trans-wig-donations-interview

But OTOH if trannies don't thing troonism is a medical condition, then catch 22. No gubmint wigs for you

 

[SpinelessArtist]

God how I love internet troons. Real life ones are terrifying, but watching these people ruin their lives and live it in the most awkward way possible just makes my days brighter

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Kek at the "Hey ladies"

"I AM A WOMAN!!!! I KNOW IT!!!! IT WAS SOOOO OBVIOUS!!!!!"



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Troon gets self-aware and is 1 step away from lucidity but brainwashing and the urge to coom is too strong to snap him out. Immediately goes into a blind rage and destroys room with his vicious caveman strenght.

Just girly things!




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Now this one is just depressing. I feel kinda bad for the guy but you can't deny that his dad has some fucking balls. Always stand your ground, even at the face of troonism. God bless your soul based dad

 

[Niggerphobe]

God how I love internet troons. Real life ones are terrifying, but watching these people ruin their lives and live it in the most awkward way possible just makes my days brighter

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Kek at the "Hey ladies"

"I AM A WOMAN!!!! I KNOW IT!!!! IT WAS SOOOO OBVIOUS!!!!!"

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I bet it was like that it’s mam video in that bakery except it’s a Troon yelling at a old lady and a child

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

"I AM A WOMAN!!!! I KNOW IT!!!! IT WAS SOOOO OBVIOUS!!!!!"

Aside from the total lack of empathy and self awareness ... as I understand it, what he wants from the police is in fact law in the UK. If I'm wrong about this, please correct me.

God bless your soul based dad

Alternate explanation: The "coming out" made him lose his will to live.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Now this one is just depressing. I feel kinda bad for the guy but you can't deny that his dad has some fucking balls. Always stand your ground, even at the face of troonism. God bless your soul based dad

Welp I've completely failed as a father. Better to die now than live with the shame of having a dickless faggot for a son. I hope based dad is barbecuing heaven with the son he wanted.

 

[batteredpancakes]

This one's mild but it made me laugh so much at the level of ignorance she has to have in order to make this mistake.
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Why did no one tell me that men’s pants are supposed to be worn differently?

I didn’t know you were supposed to wear them further down! Is that why none of my work pants fit in the waist? I bought them for the measurements right around my navel, not the hips. I just tugged them down a bit and they look way better and are fitting just right now. This is actually more comfortable.
Feeling a bit stupid for all the times I jokingly teased my cis male friends in college for wearing their pants too low. I am the MacDaddy of Dumbassery.

Just picturing this pooner waddling around in her waist high jeans thinking she looks so manly and telling other men to stop wearing their pants so low funny as fuck.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

It's like she never looked at men before endeavoring to be one.