Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[AnOminous]

Also can I just say he needs to cut his fucking hair? I'm a longhair myself but he's clearly balding too badly to pull it off.

He looks like a retard who was the cousin of a friend of mine who literally dealt weed to high schoolers while in his 30s and was arrested for stealing a VW bug.

 

[Sniperwoof]

He looks like a retard who was the cousin of a friend of mine who literally dealt weed to high schoolers while in his 30s and was arrested for stealing a VW bug.

Must be a common phenotype because there was a dude who bought beer for us back in high school who had the exact same pedo stach/failmullet combo.

 

[Clancee]

You'd think that after literal years of being on the internet, Ian would have learned that apology videos accomplish fuck all. He even said it himself in the RiceGum Content Cop: "You did something stupid in the past, you CAN be criticized for it".

If he's unlisted his Content Cops, there's a possibility that the Content Cop he mentioned to Ethan Klein might never come out, like the Creator Clash documentary he promised a year or so ago.

No one's spoken a word of mourning for the Idubbbz who has died ... and no one is speaking a word of welcome for the Ian Jomha that was born.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I know someone fucking called it but man oh man, how I wished they were wrong. There is absolutely no way for him to even recover his already dying channel and his pitiful view count from this.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

What is idubbbz's address?

 

[New Bromantics]

Imagine being an edgy internet guy doing funny comedy videos where you jump off of stuff and say that you're gay and 10 years later after having to constantly defend your whore wife you just become actually gay.

 

[Pizdec]

The only content cop he calls out by name in apology is Tana.
@7:29

Dude, you made the video as a gift to Anisa. YOU TOOK HER TO FILM YOU SAYING THE LINE. YOU ACTUAL MONG. Anyone of your fans whose known you long enough knows the reason you're even saying sorry directly to Tana is because Anisa is making you do it! We know you will never say sorry to any one else because they were your words. You will never say sorry to Leafy because you actually hate him. You will never say sorry to Ricegum cause he actually is a faggot. You probably could've said sorry and thanked Jinx cause he kicked your youtube career off. You sure as shit won't say sorry to Keem, cause it's easy to hate the guy. Everything else is genuine criticism/humorous.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Aside from the utter self imulation that is the content of this trainwreck, what really stood out to me in the video is that Ian's eyes are just pits of absolute pain and misery, in nearly every single frame he looks like he's on the verge of tears:

If it was just this video I'd chalk it up to him putting it on like every other gay YouTube apology video ever. But I've noticed he's been like this in almost every public appearance for the past couple of years now at least. The only other emotion he seems capable of showing is a petty condescending spite whenever he starts talking about his old fans.

Just try to imagine living like that, where the only things you feel are sadness and hate. I'd honestly feel sorry for him if he wasn't a pathetic faggot that brought, and continues to bring, all of this down upon himself.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

"I'm sorry to my black viewers"

If he had black viewers they're going to be more pissed off at this shitshow than at mean words.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Side note : This bitch was never hot

 

[Random Internet Person]

BUCK BROKEN

CUCK BROKEN

I think he's been broken for a long time. Wonder if he'll make it to Creator Clash 3.

 

[Star Platinum]

forgive the effortposting and incoming novel.

that entire video basically boils down to one unspoken conclusion: "idubbbz" does not have a reason to exist. in other words, the logical endpoint of everything he is saying (if he means it) is that ian jomha should get off the internet, because he has no reason to be producing content.

he says that the content that created his platform (Content Cop, primarily) was built on a foundation of insecurity, on the belief that he could only provide entertainment value by criticizing others and being inflammatory. ian jomha (nee washburn) wants to disavow this content as "no longer reflecting" him, but that's not true; it still very much reflects who he is. for clarity:

1. Content Cop era = by his own account, tearing down others and being inflammatory because he felt that it's all he can offer
2. The Progressive Pivot = trying and failing to tear down right-wingers, in essence a Content Cop in everything but name, because he can't offer other "positive" content to atone for his past
3. Content Cuck era [you are here] = tearing down himself and being inflammatory toward his past fans and current critics, because that's all he can offer

and that's really why the whole apology video sounds incomplete and insincere. he's not willing to admit that he has no reason to be on the internet independent of his wife. notice that i didn't include creator clash in the above timeline, because he seems to serve an ancillary role in its management; it's primarily anisa's event. by his own reckoning, he is just "not good at that stuff" and lets his wife manage everything. most of his public-facing involvement in Creator Clash has been the same as above; namely, tearing down himself and others and being inflammatory.

in summary: after watching this phoenix-resurrection video disavowing Ian Washburn and his contributions to the internet, notice how Ian Jomha conspicuously tells us nothing about what he will be positively contributing in the future. he doesn't know, and that's the root of the deep-seated insecurity that he acknowledges hasn't been resolved. all he does now is prop up Anisa and tear himself down. that's why the video just trails off without a meaningful conclusion before abruptly shifting to him, apropos of nothing, thanking his wonderful wife who is currently producing content in the next room.

 

[Dropsies]

The really funny thing about the entire Idubbz situation is that he didn't even need to self flagellate and abandon his old content style to keep making money on youtube. His videos where he eats rotten food got millions of views per video and didn't rely on criticism or edgy humour to be entertaining because the disgusting, Jackass-esque nature of what he was doing in the video already filled the shock value element of the video. He could have kept making these videos and continued to gain more subscribers and remain relevant, but his desire to cuck out was so intense he couldn't help but lash out against his audience, unlist old videos, and fade into irrelevance.

 

[Waff]

All the comments talking about how 'proud' they are of him 'maturing and growing up' is just so condescending and obviously disingenuous it hurts to read even second hand. The amount of word garbage these woke people go through has to actually hurt. Its like they are all reading from a script, like Newspeak to the extreme. They need to 'recognize' all these things and then 'work to better themselves', it all means nothing. Sorry for the ramble

After I saw it I saw a commentary vid on it and one of the comments said that they felt they were crazy for being one of the people who disagreed with his apology. I think Ethan Klein slipped him some advice and now he's moderating his youtube comments for people who disagree with him

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

In the words of a boulderboy "I'm sorry I'm a soy filled bitch"

Side note : This bitch was never hot

She has a few apologies of her own in the pipeline, she used to scam twitch viewers back in the day, she was a holocaust denier along the lines of karlyn borysenko, she used to buy frivolous expensive shit on ians dime to wreck on stream. Ian is just too much a pathetic cuck to call her out. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex pest and broke homeless arc once she leaves him cause with this final vid he's no longer going to be a profitable figure. This probably also marks the complete irrelevancy of 2015 16 youtube as none of the figures are relevant anymore and all either are cucked or try to ignore old content, boyinaband is a pedophile, pewdiepie fucked off to retirement, joji is gone, Max makes kids content, pyrocynical says edgy content is bad, keem is desparate for drama, Ethan is a fat slob etc etc. Only surviving person is probably leafy and he's on fucking rumble, where nobody watches.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

That wife of his probably beats him over every little thing.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I love how his life has spiraled into a bigger mess than even the most wicker packed strawman anyone could come up. Like you could not even prod the most /pol/ brained /pol/star to come up with a more goofy and pathetic hypothetical human being.

Just... Take it slowly, and say the details out loud.

The guy who made his fortune by bullying idiots on the internet, calling said idiots various flavors of fat retarded slurs and eating pickles in a sewer between rounds of "Niggerfaggot" and opening boxes of literal human shit he's received in the mail from "Fans" and prancing around half naked on camera telling people to kill themselves.

Who was directly involved with and friends with a guy screaming in a raspy voice who's top song before going "Legit" was urging people to please kill themselves and making and eating vomit cake with other internet problematics.

A dude who whole heartedly straight up exploited a fat bumpkin in a full bore TLC freakshow documentary and ghosted them down the road after making his money off him and leaving the video up TO THIS DAY. Full force is STILL listed.

Who took his "Sex worker" Girlfriend's last name.

Who tried to set up a internet boogieman and got completely outmaneuvered and clowned on in between sincerely being hung out with and given advice by someone he viewed as a long "washed up" loser completely beneath him, only to end up fearing him and refusing to utter his name like fucking Voldemort from that day forward.

And that same person now wants to educate you on problematic behavior, acting like an adult and basic human decency and empathy. And wants you to take it SUPER seriously.

DAYS after he hosted a boxing event which featured two obese diabetes golems wailing on each other and his biggest fear was still hurt feelings on twitter.



Edit: I was corrected, I gave em too much or too little credit I still don't know which.

 

[derpherp2]

What the fuck is it with autistic edgy faggots that don't get that puss-puss and immediately self-flagellating for the one mid pussy that even looks vaguely their direction holy shit.

Just get a hooker you worthless cucks jesus christ.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I think FilthyFrank did far "worse" shit, yet he just let it sit there, he simply moved on to do what he loved - that's maturing.
Idubbz is the definition of whipped, Jesus Christ.

 

[Waifu Days]

This man needs to escape from LA, Snake Plissken style.