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cuckas roberts, is keffals, I just like to use a mix of his real name and his favourite role in sex.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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These look so fucking uncanny, especially the faces. At least the "artist" got the soulless troon look down pat. It's quite funny how Lucas's best fan art comes from here. Deep down he probably agrees, but he can't admit it. Look at how he reacted to the Kiwilers for example.
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So Lucas is doing his stream right now, it seems this week’s centerpiece is Leafy, because Lucas is STILL butthurt about getting so thoroughly owned.
He invited a couple of his faggot mods to help him cope and seethe. So far the moral support they’ve provided amounts to “oh he’s making fun of your frankenvag because you’re like the hot girl in class all the boys like to tease”.
Oh, and they seem confused about how last year people were making fun of Keffals for caring about ratios, and now they’re making fun of Keffals for getting ratioed. “So do you care about ratios or not, which one is it, CHUDS?” I swear, you probably have to present some kind of certificate of mental retardation to apply for a Keffals mod position.
He invited a couple of his faggot mods to help him cope and seethe. So far the moral support they’ve provided amounts to “oh he’s making fun of your frankenvag because you’re like the hot girl in class all the boys like to tease”.
Oh, and they seem confused about how last year people were making fun of Keffals for caring about ratios, and now they’re making fun of Keffals for getting ratioed. “So do you care about ratios or not, which one is it, CHUDS?” I swear, you probably have to present some kind of certificate of mental retardation to apply for a Keffals mod position.
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I just imagine the Leafler dancing rent free in his head as he seethe at Leafy owning him with zero effort.
I swear the second point, the whole "he's only making fun of you because he wants to have sex with you/secretly finds you hot" is the biggest fucking cope and is something literally every fucking troon seems to repeat as a defence mechanism. It's like an automatic immune response (much like their amholes trying to fuse themselves shut).
I have no idea what are mod requirements but I guess you have to have gotten the snip, only because I am assuming the peak janny hours are supposed to line up with their dilation schedules.
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What cuckas doesn't understand is that they were a momentary trend and as he was exposed for the freak he has been all along, he won't ever get the clout he had before.
He will never be as popular as during #dropkiwifarms, he's just returned to starting point as a parasite that's unable to do any interesting content, forever branded by non-normies as a sex freak.
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The only womanly thing these faggots have is the pettiness.
The pettiness of a fat, ugly, and used up woman.
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In an alternate reality where he hadn't chosen to align with the Antichrist, he might be sneeding here, body and mind relatively intact.
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Lucas's weekly stream is over, I only listened for a while, but I think the gist of it was that Lucas said it was ridiculous how Leafy made a one-hour video about him, and then proceeded to do a five-hour stream about how not-mad he is.
Also, he looks so fucking strung out, no improvement over last week (and no change of clothes either, I think he was wearing his retarded dinosaur hoodie all week).
And this week's donations on keffals.gg: $243. Good thing potato troon is not charging him for rent, or he might end up living on the street.
Also, he looks so fucking strung out, no improvement over last week (and no change of clothes either, I think he was wearing his retarded dinosaur hoodie all week).
And this week's donations on keffals.gg: $243. Good thing potato troon is not charging him for rent, or he might end up living on the street.
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He Found Captain Winky
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Lucas cannot get over that single failed ratio. It has become his entire life and he has devoted dozens of MANhours trying to save face.
Troons use that mechanism because they are all raging narcs that in their echo chamber if degenerates who have deluded themselves into thinking they are beautiful women and not the ugly AGP freaks they are.
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Nah, a new stream was made is all. Currently complaining about BadEmpanada.
Basically the whole stream after the first 50 minutes has been boring, a panel of Keffals+3 guests (Enny, Gayfesh and Thaena) reacting to content, essentially setting up the Youtube channel for content for the week to come most likely.
This whole stream has been hell from terms of a clipping/content perspective and I'm now tapping out.
Literally the only clip I have is from the first 30 minutes of the stream where Keffals seems to think a father kissing his son on the lips isn't weird.
The Tipster simping arc has become pretty sad though, he appeared in DemonMama's livestream chat the moment DM did a Keffals segment
Tipster also in the above clip asking how a father kissing his son on the lips is weird.
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Approx 400 viewers on Keffals his YouTube stream.. Null did 3k during MATI.
So uhm, Lucas, please remind me who won again?
So uhm, Lucas, please remind me who won again?
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Wait a second! You forgot to account for Kiwiflation, you know, the Kiwi Farms users that tune into his streams for a good laugh and bump up his "already impressive" numbers.Approx 400 viewers on Keffals his YouTube stream.. Null did 3k during MATI.
So uhm, Lucas, please remind me who won again?
How many out of the 400 do you think were Farms users?
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Oh lord you're right, he's still fucking going. I think it's about to finally end, because Lucas said his ADHD meds wore off and he needs to go to sleep. Don't know how his "ADHD meds" gel with his claim of being totally clean after the rehab, but hey.
He Found Captain Winky
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Anyone want to bet his ADHD “meds” are a white powder from Bolivia that one snorts up their nose. Or maybe he pulls a Stevie Nicks and puts it up his amhole.
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That's not how Adderall works for people who actually have ADHD. If you need speed to stay awake, you do not have ADHD, you are just an amphetamine addict.
It's nice of Lucas to confirm that his "rehab" is as phony as the inverted, mutilated penis he pretends is a vagina and that, yes, he is still on drugs.
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That should be a big pot of cash sprinkled with coke labeled "GoFundMe". Fitting that it's empty.
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Remember the troonshine our boy @Dick Molesterson made?
Keffals mentioned it on a stream: link to tweet with video clip bc I still can't rip videos from Twitter and post them here
Keffals mentioned it on a stream: link to tweet with video clip bc I still can't rip videos from Twitter and post them here
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I agree, but I'm also sure he'd get a halal thread. He has so much not-trans stuff to be embarrassing, belligerent, and autistic about that it would come up one way or another. He's an attention whore who wants to be worshiped for his flaws and enabled and affirmed in his addictions, so one day would come one too many trollshielding post or a "Let me preface this by saying Ilike the idea of fucking dogs" post and it would be all ogre. The only upside is that he and Ralph might have been homo sooner.
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The story continues:
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Sorry for shitty screenshots, am phoneposting with shitty internet connection.