"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[John Andrews Stan]

So let me see if I understand. You think he's faking cancer in order to grift money that he has no way of collecting, and in order to increase the "amount of faggotry" in the world. Did I get that right?

I’m starting to wonder if the people who push the “He’s faking cancer for money even though he isn’t accepting payment” line are subjects of his previous videos. Which one of you is Kurt Eichenwald?

 

[jspit2.0]

So let me see if I understand. You think he's faking cancer in order to grift money that he has no way of collecting, and in order to increase the "amount of faggotry" in the world. Did I get that right?

No, I think he's bored and doesn't want to have expectations. I'm on the fence over his canceraids, get it right by the way. canceraids.

Hope if he is sick he gets better, but it's fucking weird everyone is insisting we belief Jim fucking Metokur's word about his IRL when that is the one thing he consistently lies about.

If he really does have the cancer he claims to have (indolent lymphoma) it is the sort where you generally live long enough to die of something else. And if he's lying about it, he picked a great kind of cancer to lie about because it just doesn't kill you that fast or possibly even at all.

Assuming that's what it is? I remember the segment. He talked about seizures, tumors, a crazy eye and all kinds of shit. It's this big rambling thing that when put together would have him as this cadaverous hospice patient.

Do some people actually buy the faking cancer theory? I could understand if Jim was a munchie but he's never done anything that would make me suspect he's pulling an elaborate gay op

Also someone needs to tell him to hurry up with dying I want my Jim potatoes

Do you even know anything about Jim's history???? He was gayopping the internet for almost a decade. The name Metokur comes from a literal gay op group.

If you could get a bunch of people to throw money at you for doing nothing at all, not even streaming or releasing new content regularly, in enough quantity you can live quite comfortably, would you consider that a net gain? What if these same people fanatically defended you when people rightfully pointed out that some shit just doesn't add up?

Or what if these same people financing your life of doing sweet fuck-all, leaping to your defense even when it makes them look like stupid faggots, literally offer you oral sex if you want it, and proclaiming to actually enjoy your voice when in reality they should be lighting your house on fire simply from hearing it got together on a website to compare their obsession with you? Would you consider that any kind of net positive?

So how is he profiting? His store is closed, he isn't streaming, and he doesn't have a patreon. If he's faking cancer for money, wheres the money?

He's not 'faking' canceraids to grift.

The current theories as I see it are...

1. Jim is very slowly literally fucking dying of canceraids. It's real, he's not a doctor and maybe isn't at the end like he feels, but he's in shit health and dying. So he bounces from treatment to treatment and is probably feeling hopeless so he oversells how close to the end he is. He'll die...eventually.

2. Jim is sick but not dying of canceraids. He's tired, bored, and after making a nice amount of money wants to go back to suffering without having to deal with his autistic fanbase. So he says this is the end, he's dying, and boom, he's gone.

3. Option 2, but Jim isn't sick and this is another one of his false flags. He's run them before and frankly alls fair when you have an autistic fanbase and bloodthirsty enemies who won't leave you the fuck alone. If so, kudos to Jim, this is the perfect gay op to end your career on if it is one.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

No, I think he's bored and doesn't want to have expectations.

Wouldn't it be easier gor him to just dissappear? Stop posting, go dark?

Do you even know anything about Jim's history???? He was gayopping the internet for almost a decade. The name Metokur comes from a literal gay op group.

I know when he got sick of GG faggotry he just created a new name. He didn't try faking his death.

 

[Nick Obre]

Wouldn't it be easier gor him to just dissappear? Stop posting, go dark?

I know when he got sick of GG faggotry he just created a new name. He didn't try faking his death.

That's the main reason all these theories are retarded.

He doesn't need an alibi to DFE, he's done it successfully out of the blue with no more explanation than "I'm out", if that, multiple times.
He doesn't gain anything from the lie, except maybe some vague sympathy. He could easily profit from the lie, wouldn't even need to stream or make content, just a sob story every once in a while would get his (admittedly unreasonably loyal) fans to paypig the fuck up. He could be making bank, instead, he closed stores and means of donation.

So why lie? Just for the sympathy? And why stretch it out so much? If he wanted to kill the Jim persona, the ideal time would have been shortly after the retirement streams. And with his address publicly known, what's next after the fake death? Stay indoors forever, lest a Drachenlord-like pilgrimage of A-logs discovers him mowing the lawn? Or have to move somewhere else, which with the level of autism here and at other places, would be relatively easy to track down?

The only possible reason I can think of is that he and his voice and mannerisms are too well known by now, so he couldn't simply disappear and pop up with a new name; he'd be recognized easily. So killing Jim would add a layer of deniability, but it'd fall apart quickly. Not really worth it.
But then, with the amount of "Secret Jim" candidates that have popped up here, I may be putting too much faith in the ears of retards.

 

[AnOminous]

Assuming that's what it is? I remember the segment. He talked about seizures, tumors, a crazy eye and all kinds of shit. It's this big rambling thing that when put together would have him as this cadaverous hospice patient.

I seriously don't think he's lying about canceraids to scam for money, because it makes no sense, but it's hard to rule out the possibility he has some kind of hypochondria that makes him legitimately think he has a bunch of illnesses he doesn't, or is literally just doing it for shits and giggles and as an excuse to quit streaming.

I'm not saying he is, just saying I don't know, and people do lots of weird shit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So whats the theory behind the "fake cancer" theory? IOW what are, IYO, his reasons for faking cancer? Because I gotta say, I can't see why he woukd or what he woukd gain from it.

The people who criticize Jim are STUPID!

So how is he profiting? His store is closed, he isn't streaming, and he doesn't have a patreon. If he's faking cancer for money, wheres the money?

Excuse me sir. I asked for people to explain why they have a negative opinion of Jim and you expressed support for the negative opinion of Jim I requested people explain to me. Excuse me, sir. Care to substantiate your opinion?

You specifically said

"If you could get a bunch of people to throw money at you for doing nothing at all, not even streaming or releasing new content regularly, in enough quantity you can live quite comfortably, would you consider that a net gain?"

So Ill ask again. Where is the money?

Excuse me, sir. Sir, your negative opinion of Jim I expressly requested is making me mad because I refuse to accept that anyone could have an earnestly held negative opinion of Jim.

So let me see if I understand. You think he's faking cancer in order to grift money that he has no way of collecting, and in order to increase the "amount of faggotry" in the world. Did I get that right?

Sir, sir, your negative opinion of Jim I expressly asked for (hoping that people would respond by mocking the critics rather than earnestly put forward their negative opinion) is still making me rage.

I seriously don't think he's lying about canceraids to scam for money, because it makes no sense, but it's hard to rule out the possibility he has some kind of hypochondria that makes him legitimately think he has a bunch of illnesses he doesn't, or is literally just doing it for shits and giggles and as an excuse to quit streaming.

I'm not saying he is, just saying I don't know, and people do lots of weird shit.

Being serious, I think the former is probably right. Somewhere there's a compilation of all the maladies Jim has said he's had over the years. If it's all true he's somehow simultaneously the most unlucky guy in the world (to get all these illnesses) and most lucky (to still be alive after all of this). I guess it's possible he was making shit up before and is now telling the truth.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The people who criticize Jim are STUPID

Well, if I were judging them all by you I'd agree. But I figure your particular brand of retarded faggotry probably isn't representative. But hey, you did manage to spew enough faggotry that I coukdn't just clicknon "reply" so you got tgat goung for you sport!


Edited to add.


In general, if someone doesn't like jim, or find him funny that's fair. Chocolate/vanilla you know. What I find kinda wierd is the level of vitriol some seem to have. Its almost on the level of Chris-Chan hate,but so far as I know, Jim hasnt fucked his own demented mom. And the whole "hes faking cancer for profit" things just seems bizarre.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If it's all true he's somehow simultaneously the most unlucky guy in the world (to get all these illnesses) and most lucky (to still be alive after all of this).

He's a potato nigger, so inherently lucky (racial luck +1), but also they tend to have a lot of fucked up genetic issues. Probably something to do with inbreeding and insufficient vitamin D, what with how pale they are and all the centuries of inbreeding.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Here's my smoothbrain af theory. He died a few weeks ago and Jade is using his account for shits and giggles because she fucking can.

He never faked having cancer people. His wife is faking he's alive with some weekend at bernie's hijinks.

 

[RollerGator]

All Jim talks about anymore is video games and occasionally Nick Fuentes. I'm not one of those people that believe every single person needs to have kids but it's kind of gay to be an old man who's only hobbies are Japanese cartoons and vidya games. Jim is basically a soyjak redditor at this point.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Was listening to the Jim/Josh stream last night and the part where Jim asks Josh if he tried hosting in North Korea is kino of the century.

Never has a more hearty and genuine laugh been shared over the absurdity of life.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

All Jim talks about anymore is video games and occasionally Nick Fuentes. I'm not one of those people that believe every single person needs to have kids but it's kind of gay to be an old man who's only hobbies are Japanese cartoons and vidya games. Jim is basically a soyjak redditor at this point.

what hobby should I pick up if I don't want to end up as gaylord boomer?

 

[RollerGator]

what hobby should I pick up if I don't want to end up as gaylord boomer?

Create, don't consoom. Men make things. Building a birdhouse is infinitely better than hoarding a bunch of gay Japanese cartoons for an anime dungeon.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Create, don't consoom. Men make things. Building a birdhouse is infinitely better than hoarding a bunch of gay Japanese cartoons for an anime dungeon.

You have posted 3200 messages on an mean-girl message board that autistically documents online retardation.
Think of all the bird houses you could have built instead!

 

[RollerGator]

You have posted 3200 messages on an mean-girl message board that autistically documents online retardation.
Think of all the bird houses you could have built instead!

I do have hobbies and what exactly is wrong with conversing with people on the internet throughout the years? 3200 isn't alot if you take into account I've been a user for 3 years. That's about 2.9 posts a day. It really isn't comparable to hoarding a shrine of gay chinky cartoons. How many hours has Jim wasted sitting on his ass watching brightly colored cartoons about Asian women talking in baby voices? Sorry I upset you by talking about your internet daddy but let's face it, anime is most likely the reason he got cancer to begin with.

 

[MooseGump]

I do have hobbies and what exactly is wrong with conversing with people on the internet throughout the years? 3200 isn't alot if you take into account I've been a user for 3 years. That's about 2.9 posts a day. It really isn't comparable to hoarding a shrine of gay chinky cartoons. How many hours has Jim wasted sitting on his ass watching brightly colored cartoons about Asian women talking in baby voices? Sorry I upset you by talking about your internet daddy but let's face it, anime is most likely the reason he got cancer to begin with.

So we do agree he does have the cancer now or

 

[Anne Hyroe]

All Jim talks about anymore is video games and occasionally Nick Fuentes. I'm not one of those people that believe every single person needs to have kids but it's kind of gay to be an old man who's only hobbies are Japanese cartoons and vidya games. Jim is basically a soyjak redditor at this point.

I’m not exactly a Jim lore expert and don’t have particularly strong feelings on the hypochondriac/grifter/literal cancer-aids question; but whether Jim’s actually dying or just believes he is, I can understand him not wanting to leave Jade with a baby he won’t be able to raise or support. It unironically makes him a better dad than Ralph.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Building a birdhouse

Building a birdhouse for the sake of building a bird house is just as useless as videh games.

The Fucking Birds don't give a shit.

 

[Nick Obre]

Building a birdhouse for the sake of building a bird house is just as useless as videh games.

The Fucking Birds don't give a shit.

There's an epidemic of homeless birds, the least you can do is get a bird off the street, keep them from crime, gangs, prostitution, shitting on cars, etc.

 

[RollerGator]

Building a birdhouse for the sake of building a bird house is just as useless as videh games.

The Fucking Birds don't give a shit.

Then build an outhouse nigger