Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

His mind has turned to jelly and he's basically a moron at this point.

Indeed. Nick can't even substantiate his own complaints. At this point, Nick likely doesn't seem to understand what his own issue with the farms is. All he knows is that he's mad, and his emotional response precludes the need for rational thought since his followers already feel the same way.

On the subject of rational thought as it pertains to the farms, I found I,Hypocrite's (half-joking?) assessment of the farms to be an excellent example of what it means to misunderstand KF. He seems to think that KF is some nerd who is supposed to do your homework for you and give you the "facts".

This is approach is lazy, naive, and entitled. If someone wants facts, do the work and piece them together. Start with the OP, sift through the thread, and put in some effort.

Also, interpreting evidence is a natural extension of why any of the information is being documented at all, as it is also part of the process of laughing at the subjects in question. Nick and others still somehow manage to act baffled by this, likely as a defense mechanism.

I,Hypocrite may be using the site wanting to get concise facts on people relevant to his interests, but KF isn't some wiki page with a pretense of objectivity. He doesn't understand the site so his defective assessment is due to user error, same as Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

He seems to think that KF is some nerd who is supposed to do your homework for you and give you the "facts".

I've lost count of the number of times someone came here thinking that and left doxed with a thread on them instead and with their anus bleeding.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's fundamental. If you don't believe in the divinity of Christ, shut the fuck up and quit claiming to be Christian, you aren't.

It would make Melinda Scott's claims that she's not a Christian true. I believe there are two schools of thought: one says that you are a Christian if you believe Jesus to be the prophecised Messiah and the other that you are a Christian if you believe Jesus to be a divine figure.
I would include messianic Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Latter Day Saints and Unitarians as Christians so personally I'm leaning towards the first definition.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It would make Melinda Scott's claims that she's not a Christian true. I believe there are two schools of thought: one says that you are a Christian if you believe Jesus to be the prophecised Messiah and the other that you are a Christian if you believe Jesus to be a divine figure.
I would include messianic Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Latter Day Saints and Unitarians as Christians so personally I'm leaning towards the first definition.

Usually I steer clear of religious topics on the internet because.... well, it is the bloody internet, but oddly enough, the crowd here seems to buck the general trend somewhat.

The issue at hand with Nicholas was that he seemed to take the reasoned approach: 'I believe what I believe, and will talk about it, but I will not argue with you about it', and this is a philosophy that I mostly ascribe to. (Even non-religious people appreciate the good lessons that a properly followed moral code conveys. The main difference is less tolerance for hypocrisy.)

Nick lost this credibility when he started ranting against the system of organised religion and saying definitively that the Church has things wrong: specifically with porn, sex talk, alcohol, and the like. He could have commented on the rate of child abuse in many denominations being about the same as secular institutions (a horrifying statistic), he could have talked about the issues in some sects where women are unsupported in cases of DV perpetrated on them (submit more bitch- type ideology), but no... he picked vidya, titties, booze, and degenerate coomer talk... I think he tried to back-pedal in the self-effacing comedic style that made him first popular by allign himself a 'heretical Christian', but that wore thin... After all that, he picks his enemy to be the most meme-able contrarian straw men like Matt Walsh (LOL!) to carry his crusade forward.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nick lost this credibility when he started ranting against the system of organised religion and saying definitively that the Church has things wrong: specifically with porn, sex talk, alcohol, and the like.

This is what I would call modern worldview:
"I have a beard, and a dick, and a hairy chest but I'm a woman because I say so".
"I like porn, I'm salacious, I enjoy and promote insobriety but I'm a Christian because I say so".

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

aCompleteRandom​	Indeed. Soon™ is the nature of the game, some days. *shrug* None of us are five years old. Why the impatience? Even Cynthia will get her gift. It'll be fine.
OhmsLawBadger​	I'm firmly in the waiting patiently category. I didn't sign up to get a free gift or whatever. He isn't obligated to do it.

Simps and paypigs that are totally fine with Daddy Nick breaking his promises.

aCompleteRandom​

I didn't know there was a gift when I subbed to locals. I was firmly in the... I think $20/month youtube member category until he got banned. Then I cancelled EVERY youtube membership, and signed up to locals. IDC about the gift. If it happens? Cool! If not? Don't care. I'm here to support nick, and steal memes.

Holy shit, this degenerate is bragging about having (or had) more many than brains.

aCompleteRandom​

I only repeat what he said on the locals stream because someone asked. Not defending, just honestly curious why the gift matters? It took like 6 months for me to receive my "MugClub" mug back in 2017. Didn't care then either. I'd honestly forgotten about it by the time it arrived, and was thrilled w

Tripling down on his simping. Bragging about being a paypig for at least 6 years.

Sealioning sane Locals users who are rightly calling Nick out on his BS.

Nick's lies are totally fine because another wife abusing phony did the same thing to him half a decade ago.

He has relied on the huge audience-level activism to fight his ban, pump LOCALS and support GFM's and GSG's. I remember charity and medical donations that the Rekeita Crew would pump up 20 - 30k in about 6 hours. When was the last time that happened?

A lot of the more contemporary real-time crowdfunding took place during daytime trial streams with big viewership numbers and a completely different audience.

Those days are dead and a good chunk of that audience probably doesn't even know where Nick went.

Xino DISCORD is dead: (Can confirm)

Where do the cool kids and wine moms hang out now?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Second clip from last night's stream.

Rekieta tells the story of how he went to a strip club with Kayla and "another hot chick" and a guy walks up to try to pick up one of the women. Sounds like he said he was talking about E11ven in Miami.

Dick says "There is so much left out of that explanation", to which Rekieta says "there is, but I'll tell you later".

I don't think there's anything to explain, actually.

This just sounds like a monogamous adventure with your spouse to me.

As for why the other "hot chick" was with them, it turns out when you're an e-celeb as massive as Rekieta, people are just drawn to you. It even happens with Ralph, as this example from a few months ago shows:

 

[AnOminous]

I would include messianic Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Latter Day Saints and Unitarians as Christians so personally I'm leaning towards the first definition.

Some are a bit more strict than that, and while they view belief in the divinity of Christ as necessary to be a Christian, it would not be sufficient by itself. It is however an absolute rock bottom minimum for any remotely conventional branch of the religion, though.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

In regards to Nick, Scott is still stuck in the golden days of Comicsgate, and has the 2020 model Nick in his head.

I think that's probably true. Scott has a day job, family (I assume not in Turkey, maybe still RoK), and the whole of the contributors are doing their own thing. Watcher even has been busy lately starting up his business.

That said, Rackets coming onto their stream, I just don't see much good coming out of it, other than some new eyeballs. FC isn't really a wine-aunt friendly channel.

I,Hypocrite may be using the site wanting to get concise facts on people relevant to his interests, but KF isn't some wiki page with a pretense of objectivity. He doesn't understand the site so his defective assessment is due to user error, same as Nick.

That faggot is what I hate about a lot of drama tubers these days. Fucking what's his name, that guy who Null played Minecraft with, Turkey Tom? (What's with all the allitertive animal names, Froggy Fresh... probably others...). They are all, "Oh I never really look at the farms, or have time to watch MATI- now here's a list of 10 things wrong with the farms.

that probably bothers him since he talked on and on about how he was one of the biggest streamers on Youtube

Which was a complete fabrication. He was one of the biggest *non-titty, *non-vtuber super-chat receivers in the US. For a while. Then Tim Pool destroyed him by an order of magnitude. Rackets definitely had a sweet parasocial setup, toasting people's dead toads and memoralizing stupid shit- basically craigslist, but on youtube. But his numbers weren't anywhere near anything major. It's just a lie to make himself feel big.

That leaves me. (See below on my own little rant on that under spoiler.)

I mean it's possible, but I prefer this theory:

His mind has turned to jelly and he's basically a moron at this point.

I doubt that Nick checks the thread since the Farms went under (and then exclusive to TOR for now). He may even be telling the truth, he doesn't check it since page 950.

I think, for a while, he's had sycophants feeding him lines from the farms, and lot of the lines he's being fed are bullshit, whether deliberate or just due to retardation. Couple with with his coom-brained, drug addled jello of a smooth brain, and that's why he can't come up with anything concrete to Josh- he hasn't done the work himself, he can't remember shit.

Hell, you even see this on his streams, even before the bottle up the ass apocalypse- he would do that "Uh huh" thing when people were talking out of his league, then try to change topics with a joke (just now, it's coom).

Racketsknows that people like Cynthia or Himedall are here, and that TIC was for a bit, and maybe that crazy MN sovereign citizen! And if they're all there, maybe the people in his community who have started neg'ing him IRL are here too! I bet even the IRS is here (when they inevitably come down on him). We're all the bigots, we're the ones who changed and were swapped out for knuckle-dragging mongoloids! Nick is definitely the same he ever was!

(Fuck, I'm using the same hyperbole that doesn't read over the net that Rekieta does. Gotta cut that out.)

 

[Lone Outsider]

He obviously doesn't believe free speech ideals when they affect him (Hydro, Still life, Cynthia, discord come to mind). It's okay when he's the one talking mad shit though.

Think about principals is that you gotta the sweet with the sour. To quote Dimitri from GTA 4:

"You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, but we cannot change the rules."

Nick wanted to be a free speech absolutist, now he has to deal with the cons of that and he can't handle it at all.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Weird, Missed Rekieta Clip?

SquishyHunter​

I just got to the part in the show last night talking about how a woman's body sucks up an man's "stuff". Wtf is going on?

This would have been the 4-26 show.

I went and found what I believe they're talking about, it's not that weird just him reading some dudes crazy twitter thread, but here's a clip if you wanna hear it

 

[AnOminous]

"You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, but we cannot change the rules."

Nick wanted to be a free speech absolutist, now he has to deal with the cons of that and he can't handle it at all.

I think his brain is mush because he never even took the easiest out, the one with justification for it, and that's simply that the Locals chat is his. The free speech is his. Him picking and choosing who's allowed to be there is both his freedom of association and his freedom of speech. Don't like it, lump it.

Instead, he's taken the bizarre choice of implicitly endorsing Still-Life's fedposting, which apparently even the Locals themselves don't like, while banning other shit that has nothing to do with his claimed rationale of somehow harmin he bidness, but everything to do with his butthurt.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rekieta tells the story of how he went to a strip club with Kayla and "another hot chick" and a guy walks up to try to pick up one of the women. Sounds like he said he was talking about E11ven in Miami.

Dick says "There is so much left out of that explanation", to which Rekieta says "there is, but I'll tell you later".

His obsession with going to strip clubs with his wife should have been a major red flag for him being a swinger/cuck. Getting turned when a pervert at a stripclub hits on your wife isn't a healthy thing.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Elissa mentioned in her YT comments today that she's been locked out of KF since the latest downtime because she's on iOS and can't get on Tor.

She did mention that someone else here is feeding her content.

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It would be pretty disingenuous if Nick's mystery cowtipping KFer is yours truly, given that you didn't officially join KF until after your Locals ban.

She also has a old chromebook but it would probably burst into flame trying to run TOR.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>people thinking Nick wants to actually name names

He just wants to be vaguely angry because he's slowly bleeding revenue. He's trying to be a generic entertainer and abandon the gimmick that initially got him success, he might not have been a great lawyer, but it gave Nick an edge when talking about political topics or certain drama online. It's entirely because the thread caught him (literally) with his pants down and stopped giving him the benefit of the doubt. He's an 40 year-old man with 5 kids. Dude needs to stop trying to recapture a youth he never had with his Anisa Johma-looking ass wife. The thread isn't giving him a break from his idiotic behavior and he gets angry because most people are right about him being a retarded lolcow. On some level he knows the thread is right, he's an alcoholic in denial about this and probably an alcoholic in denial to boot.

I think he's also angry because I'm 100% right about him catching AIDS from Ralph.

 

[Swole McPole]

Rekieta tells the story of how he went to a strip club with Kayla and "another hot chick" and a guy walks up to try to pick up one of the women. Sounds like he said he was talking about E11ven in Miami.

Well that's a peculiar story. It can only mean one of a couple of things:

a.) Strange guy who approaches you, thinks your wife is a whore who's about to give him a lapdance for $10. or a blowie for $20 This is the best possible scenario.
b.) Strange guy thinks you're such a fucking loser that he can come up and hit on your wife in front of you, because he knows you're such a pussy you won't do anything about it. He thinks that when you're wife sees him humiliate you, she'll be so impressed she'll give up that nosh for free.
c.) Strange guy thinks you're a cuck, and you'll be happy to let him bang both of the women in your polycule as long as he'll let you jerk off and watch.

My money is on b.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Well that's a peculiar story. It can only mean one of a couple of things:

a.) Strange guy who approaches you, thinks your wife is a whore who's about to give him a lapdance for $10. or a blowie for $20 This is the best possible scenario.
b.) Strange guy thinks you're such a fucking loser that he can come up and hit on your wife in front of you, because he knows you're such a pussy you won't do anything about it. He thinks that when you're wife sees him humiliate you, she'll be so impressed she'll give up that nosh for free.
c.) Strange guy thinks you're a cuck, and you'll be happy to let him bang both of the women in your polycule as long as he'll let you jerk off and watch.

My money is on b.

I hate being wrong, so I'll have to go with a.) Because if the other woman is anything like LR he probably just thought they looked like an easy or cheap lay

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

imo the aging swinger having desperate sex with whatever gross and desperate partners they can glom onto is an under-ridiculed population. when people like rekieta are comfortable with kiwifarms this site has lost its moxie.

 

[AnOminous]

My money is on b.

But c) is the proper answer. It was probably b) for that guy though.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Second clip from last night's stream.

Rekieta tells the story of how he went to a strip club with Kayla and "another hot chick" and a guy walks up to try to pick up one of the women. Sounds like he said he was talking about E11ven in Miami.

Dick says "There is so much left out of that explanation", to which Rekieta says "there is, but I'll tell you later".

Did some digging.

Looks like they went to E11ven on the night of December 4th, 2022, where MGK eventually arrived to perform. This was on the trip to Miami to sign the Rumble contract. Here's a video from the event:

Kayla posted this photo of them preparing to go to the club.



Rekieta described the incident at the time in his Locals chat. This was on the Locals chat entitled "I'm leaving on a jetplane" .

RekietaLaw	Some fag made fun of my outfit yesterday, was hilarious
RekietaLaw	This dude saw me with Lady R and tried to move in, when he failed he said "how does this work, you're wearing a reebok shirt and you have no sense of style..." I responded: "I have a huge penis"
RekietaLaw	Later, lady r went to the bathroom and the dude walked up and fist bumped me. I asked how it was going, he responded: "I'm still rich" I think we would have been friends
RekietaLaw	Dude was wearing obviously expensive designer clothes and I THINK he said he owned some clubs or something
RekietaLaw	Latino
RekietaLaw	He wasn't rude at all, he just saw me near a couple women and tried to make his move. Failed, but was chill about it.
RekietaLaw	He was just wondering why she was standing near me. I didn't bring club clothes at all, rofl
RekietaLaw	Rofl, we got back and placed out immediately...was almost 5 am
RekietaLaw	Haha, dude it's a club, everyone is trying to pick up everyone else.
RekietaLaw	E11even. Inknow that's gonna.flipnsome people out, but we seriously went for MGK
RekietaLaw	Yeah, and this was the end of some huge annual art event in miami

You will note the story has a pretty massive omission in the original Locals iteration. Except for the oblique reference to being "near a couple women" there was no reference to Rekieta being at the club with his wife and a second woman at all.

I listened to the clip in my first post above again to see if maybe the second woman was a random person they happened to be standing beside incidentially. But while in the Locals chat in December Rekieta said "lady r went to the bathroom", on last night's stream Rekieta said "Lady Rackets and the other lady went to the bathroom", which would seem to imply the other woman wasn't some random given they were going to the bathroom together.

The plot thickens...