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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

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Vance would be easy to fuck with, for some reason the crew just doesn't. Sometimes it feels like the crew forgets he even exists. I honestly don't get it.

It's true that Josie is pretty good at rolling with the punches, but the big reason they don't mess with her is because she's the main money maker and they don't want scare her off, especially not so soon. She almost left after the swatting incident. They could totally fuck with her if they really wanted to.
It's not like they don't have the opportunity to either. Alex Stein came in and immediately started gunning for Letty. And that's not a complaint either, there were some pretty funny moments. Letty fought back well enough. However, it feels like they keep avoiding possible content by going just for Letty. Could you imagine if the crew told Stein to go after Vance? He could've mentioned the cuck claims and really made him uncomfortable to a point we haven't seen yet, but there still has been nothing.

I've seen a few people in this thread mention that they only go after Letty because she actually reacts to stuff and rolls with the punches, and this is absolutely true. She basically flipped the Ukraine support bit Alex Stein threw at her on its head by saying she believes every American flag should be replaced by a Ukrainian one. At this point the crew targets Letty because it's easy content. Why work to make Vance and Josie react when they can just send somebody up for quick Letty laughs. And it can be funny, but the joke gets fucking old if they keep using it.

I remember when they used to fuck with the fish at a fairly equal rate. Or at least more so than they do now. Simmons used to be fucked with a ton and was easily manipulated. They used to try and buck break Vance far more often. Jon doesn't need an explanation past the crew making him wear a literal retard helmet for multiple days. And even Damiel had to put up with everyone fucking with him in The Cage. Maybe I wouldn't be complaining about Josie and Vance if we had more moments like these with other fish, but these fish are now gone (by the brilliant mind of Jet Neptune) and the crew cannot possibly think of going any further than messing with Letty.

TLDR; Jet, you have a cuck and a person who hates asian slurs being thrown at her in the house. FUCK WITH THEM.
 
Alex Stein, Josie, Frank Hassle, and Vance are discussing Chris Chan's UnClit, the Incest Saga, and Ethan Ralph's Gunt while cooking dinner.

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Letty took a shower, then came down stairs, and Frank proceeded to dump toilet water on her. Vance and Josie are having fun shooting the shit with all the free loaders.
 
A new guy enters the tank (I have no idea who this person is) and he has brought Chris a black escort. I can't really hear what is being said, it's too loud and the audio is fucked. But Chris is into the escort. Will she actually fuck him? God, I hope not.
 
I can't believe it's happening

edit: False alarm. Chris is going to invest in $ROPE now
 
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Is it really happening? I don't think so. The hooker is making excuses to not fuck him (like saying the bed is too dirty or the place stinks). She even gave him a massage and said "I don't know if this is good, I see people doing it though". She seems to be acting. Now she's leaving lol

Edit; Everyone is trying to convince the hooker to sleep with Chris, saying the bed is okay and the room smells fine. Hooker says there was literal shit stains on Chris ass crack and that's why she doesn't want to fuck him. I actually believe her, really fat people can't wipe good.

Anyways, I kind of feel bad for Chris, as much as I find him annoying, he seems to take this bit seriously and that hooker just told everyone he has shit stains on his body. Chris is now refusing to try and fuck her again despite everyone telling him to do it.
 
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Just to keep count Letty has had toilet water dumped on her at least three times tonight, had her private shit stomped on, had mustard dumped on all of her clothing, had soap dumped on all of her clothing, and the entire house is currently looking for her. Again, this isn't a bad thing inherently, hell house and all right? But Vance and Josie have been shooting the shit with every freeloader. I have not seen them get fucked with tonight ONCE. Let alone on the level of Letty.

The bar has been lowered to them doing something negative to Vance or Josie. Maybe a freeloader can call them a loser or something lmao.
 
FR, at one point Frank was "picking on" Vance and Josie by insisting that they stop being passive if they want to beat the other. These two idiots haven't even been tested, at this point I just want Letty to win or else experience a week of total peace while they pull each individual hair out of Vance's head with tweezers and fill Josie's room with flour and *then* we can decide who deserves the W. I literally got all excited last night because I thought they had found something to hit Vance with and Jet had just worked out how to upset Josie and still instead of doing either of those things they come back down on Letty while the other two fish just sit there like :) : ) fun fun fun
 
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Just to keep count Letty has had toilet water dumped on her at least three times tonight, had her private shit stomped on, had mustard dumped on all of her clothing, had soap dumped on all of her clothing, and the entire house is currently looking for her. Again, this isn't a bad thing inherently, hell house and all right? But Vance and Josie have been shooting the shit with every freeloader. I have not seen them get fucked with tonight ONCE. Let alone on the level of Letty.

The bar has been lowered to them doing something negative to Vance or Josie. Maybe a freeloader can call them a loser or something lmao.
Also this is after Jet was building up a bit to say that the CBD vape Letty apparently smoked was going to get her kicked. She seemed to pick up on it being a likely joke but the doubt was there and she was upset over this.
Frank arrives and immediately guns for her and everyone piles on.
 
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