5/20/2023 - Guntstream KingPin 2: Electric Guntaloo - Ralph's Second Bowling Tournament - Time to rig the teams again!

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This is so fucking weird, it's like someone doing instagram story streaming of themselves and a handful of people bowling.

Yeah I'm not feeling this, the first kingpin at the very least was a tardfest of nonstop incompetent event handling and goofy happenings. This is just a bunch of socially awkward people bowling by themselves.
 
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LOL. It's just Ralph renting two lanes to bowl with the very few people who bothered to show up and streaming it on a shitty phone. The bowling alley is mostly filled with the regular Saturday night crowd and they have zero clue the "famous" KS host is in their midst. Maybe the randos were invited to participate in this supposed tournament, but that would be dumb because the regular bowlers would easily stomp the handful of Ralph retards.

Ralph manages to be one of the ugliest, shortest and fattest men on a Saturday night bowling in strip mall in Texas. No small achievement.

This is making the first Kingpin look the the Superbowl in comparison.
 
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SiggerNlayer said:
Yeah I'm not feeling this, the first kingpin at the very least was a tardfest of nonstop incompetent event handling and goofy happenings. This is just a bunch of socially awkward people bowling by themselves.
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Ralph's chased off the majority of his fans with his drug abuse and hollerin'. Of course this thing is dead this year. You combine that with the fact that most the 'celebrities' from last year seemed like they didn't want to be there, of course they wouldn't show up this year. Remember Dick Masterson 'hurting his arm' when the cops showed up and ducked out with 80s girl (cause he was trashed on acid).
 
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groypers btw

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is this huge crowd of eight people also going to be the crowd a Little Ali's Big Boy Birthday tomorrow? Instead of buying tickets I think they had to pay for 50% of the people to show up. Wonder how many plane tickets Dr. Jamal had pay for?

I'm sure in the past Ali's parents made their adult friends in the local muslim community bring their kids to Ali's birthday parties, but that probably won't work when immigrant muslim son's wants to host a Christian White Nationalist b-day party.
 
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Somebody better get punched soon (Ralph).
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This event is so milquetoast that I doubt any of the usual aylawgs are gonna bother to troll it. Last year we fully expected it to be big, and this was right after the Alice rape accusation. The year, we all fucking thought it was supposed to be last week, and Ralph's been mostly silent for the last few weeks due to Pantsu leaving.
 
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