Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Yaks said:
I'll admit I'm tempted at $10 just because I find it amusing and my dog would snuggle it, but I feel bad taking advantage of someone who is literally retarded.
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If you're purchasing something, how is it taking advantage? She seems to be interested in making money, so seems like it would be a helpful thing. If you're bothered by the discount, pay her more than the asking and say the rest is a donation. Taking advantage of a vulnerable person would be wrangling more from her without paying for it, or, say, pretending to be an honest co-writer for a book and mocking her with your output.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
If you're purchasing something, how is it taking advantage? She seems to be interested in making money, so seems like it would be a helpful thing. If you're bothered by the discount, pay her more than the asking and say the rest is a donation. Taking advantage of a vulnerable person would be wrangling more from her without paying for it, or, say, pretending to be an honest co-writer for a book and mocking her with your output.
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This is true. I remember reading somewhere though that even at $20 she's selling at a loss with shipping. Unless I'm mistaken and that was the discount price. I like the toy, it's funny, but not $20+ funny if you get me.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
If you're purchasing something, how is it taking advantage? She seems to be interested in making money, so seems like it would be a helpful thing. If you're bothered by the discount, pay her more than the asking and say the rest is a donation. Taking advantage of a vulnerable person would be wrangling more from her without paying for it, or, say, pretending to be an honest co-writer for a book and mocking her with your output.
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I've personally never understood the idea of buying something you don't want from somebody you don't like as some way of "trolling" them. Same as when people started buying items from Chris-Chan. It defeats the purpose of making fun of him in that you're helping him.

In buying Cynthia's stuff you're just helping her.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
In buying Cynthia's stuff you're just helping her.
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I wouldn't mind helping Cynthia, but it'd have to be something I actually want and at the right price, and she isn't hurting herself with it. I can chuckle about her shenanigans and enjoy her bizarro autist art, but I don't wish any ill will on her.

I never understood the "giving someone money to own them" mentality either. I've always wondered what they think it accomplishes.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I've personally never understood the idea of buying something you don't want from somebody you don't like as some way of "trolling" them. Same as when people started buying items from Chris-Chan. It defeats the purpose of making fun of him in that you're helping him.

In buying Cynthia's stuff you're just helping her.
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Agree, in a sense. Many people develop an affection for cows, so though enjoying the spectacle, they may actually want to support them or own something that is a token reference.

But yes, if you're spending money on something you hate and don't want around, you're owning yourself. The day I think that spending my money on someone is a way of insulting them is the day I lose respect for what I've worked to earn, I guess.

I can see, though, having a sympathetic view toward Cynthia even if you see her as a cow and deciding that a stuffed wogglebug is more charming than some random other stuffed toy for X use. In her case, I think it's nice. Similar for Chris...or at least up until 18-24 months ago.
 
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Yaks said:
Cherie is really just a Jigsaw level mastermind, collecting dox of all the trolls. When she is finally able to reveal her great plan, she will hold up the dox list and say, "Let's play a game.."
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Hello, Kiwi. I want to play a game.
 
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Yaks said:
Cherie is really just a Jigsaw level mastermind, collecting dox of all the trolls. When she is finally able to reveal her great plan, she will hold up the dox list and say, "Let's play a game.."
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The problem is every "trap" will have "The Wogglebug" or some variation of that as the key to escaping it. Not very challenging.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
The problem is every "trap" will have "The Wogglebug" or some variation of that as the key to escaping it. Not very challenging.
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Hello, Kiwi. I want to play a game. For years you were calling Mr. Wogglebug gay. There is an explosive device in your rectum that will go off in sixty seconds. To deactivate it you need to insert the gigantic dildo you see before you up your butt.
Prove your devotion to homosexuality. Live or die, Kiwi. Live or die.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Hello, Kiwi. I want to play a game. For years you were calling Mr. Wogglebug gay. There is an explosive device in your rectum that will go off in sixty seconds. To deactivate it you need to insert the gigantic dildo you see before you up your butt.
Prove your devotion to homosexuality. Live or die, Kiwi. Live or die.
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Hello, Kiwi. I want to play a game. It's been said that certain chemical compounds can turn the fricking frogs gay, much like you assert for Mr. Frogman. Now is the time to test this theory...
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
If you're purchasing something, how is it taking advantage? She seems to be interested in making money, so seems like it would be a helpful thing. If you're bothered by the discount, pay her more than the asking and say the rest is a donation. Taking advantage of a vulnerable person would be wrangling more from her without paying for it, or, say, pretending to be an honest co-writer for a book and mocking her with your output.
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Agree, in a sense. Many people develop an affection for cows, so though enjoying the spectacle, they may actually want to support them or own something that is a token reference.

But yes, if you're spending money on something you hate and don't want around, you're owning yourself. The day I think that spending my money on someone is a way of insulting them is the day I lose respect for what I've worked to earn, I guess.

I can see, though, having a sympathetic view toward Cynthia even if you see her as a cow and deciding that a stuffed wogglebug is more charming than some random other stuffed toy for X use. In her case, I think it's nice. Similar for Chris...or at least up until 18-24 months ago.
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You do know what site you're on, right?
Not Reddit or some shit...
 
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