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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Didn't see this being posted but Mauro posted on his Instagram after leaving the house.
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An interesting interaction this morning in B3, after last night. Letty was put on edge after the conversation she had with Vance and the negative TTSes that came to her about him when he arrived. This morning Alex woke Vance and Letty up from sleep to talk to them about inane shit because they don't have a door (whose fault is that? Vance...). When he left, Letty turned to Vance, "did you dream?" Vance muttered indistinctly and she interrupted him: "Wait. I forgot, I'm mad at you."
"You're mad at me?"
"Hmph."
"Why?"
"Hmph."

She has such an immature way of talking but damn that was funny.
 
Did Letty get a degree or was that just a joke on her part? I keep seeing people say she has no education but I remember her saying she has some college debt and she had a degree.
 
Alex took Chris's poop-stained shorts, showed them to all the fish, then the kitchen camera and says he's going to have a talk with Chris about this.
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After he got rid of the shorts (I missed how), he went to talk with Letty and Vance and Letty's plan is to day drink today and get Vance to shave her head. Then "Romantic Soul" started playing in their room.
 
Alex took Chris's poop-stained shorts, showed them to all the fish, then the kitchen camera and says he's going to have a talk with Chris about this.
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After he got rid of the shorts (I missed how), he went to talk with Letty and Vance and Letty's plan is to day drink today and get Vance to shave her head. Then "Romantic Soul" started playing in their room.
What good is talking going to do? Once you get super fat like Chris, wiping becomes almost impossible. Whenever you see a death fat, the chances of them having shit stains is 100% unless they have a dedicated caretaker. Even if he didn't have shit stains, he would still be gross and smell terrible from the sweat and yeast that is no doubt trapped under his fat rolls.

I'm not saying this to be mean or funny, it's just a sad fact. I actually hope this hooker incident is a wake up call for Chris and encourages him to keep working out and losing weight. Once you get to the point that you can't wipe yourself, it's time to take a good hard look at your life and fix it.
 
Found the Piss Goblin simp. How can you not find her annoying? She knew who Sam Hyde was before starting the competition so she had to know it was going to be fucked up.
I mean what about what I said makes me a simp? At the least you could fairly conclude that I'm a fan or Letty defender but I don't get how that's simping, can you explain so I can understand? And I mean some of her mannerisms are cringe and can be annoying just like anyone else, but she's got some of the funniest bits with Sam and the producers in the show and she really shines when the producers and the audience allow her to do her thing.

I think her endurance and will to stick it to the end regardless of her hardships is commendable and worthy of respect and has won me over as a legitimate fan. It's exciting to see how she'll overcome a challenge thrown at her and suspenseful when she's down for the count and you see tts cheering her on to get back up and continue the fight. Her monologues are pretty entertaining too and her bits and raps aren't half bad.
 

chat was claiming that they caught a few frames of his dick and that it was small but I was lucky enough not to see.
will definitely be combing through the archives tonight tho im not afraid
He was helicoptering his dick at one point, have fun.
 
Day 34
Josie showing her shaved eyebrows in the confessional.
"Oh no, I look like Sylvia."
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After waking up Josie decided to draw her eyebrows on.
"...today we're going to be angry so I made them very angry. So nobody step to me today cuz I got on the angry eyebrows."
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"I should have done this day 1. Oh yeah.."
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I love angry eyebrow arc.
Josie is bold af to shave off eyebrows.
Also if anyone around you has a baby, highly suggest angry eyebrows for maximum laughter.
 
Day 34
Josie showing her shaved eyebrows in the confessional.
"Oh no, I look like Sylvia."
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After waking up Josie decided to draw her eyebrows on.
"...today we're going to be angry so I made them very angry. So nobody step to me today cuz I got on the angry eyebrows."
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"I should have done this day 1. Oh yeah.."
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Vance actually looks much less retarded like this. That ultra-gay hair puff was, well, ultra-gay.
 
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