debate @Null on not being able to get himself a girlfriend, even to this day - jersh, you can't run away from this. you are an oldass faggot who haven't married nor have yourself a girlfriend. get the fuck out of your basement and find yourself a girlfriend bro 💪

[thegooddoctor]

He very specifically says he's not interested in e-girls, which is a sign of wisdom and well-adjustedness and not a cope at all.

I think he is probably but pretending not to be to protect his 'lone wolf' image. Chances are he has one but pretending not to be for opsec reasons and fear of ridicule.

That guy has been seething about me and tagging me into it once every week or two for close to a year now because I said parasocial Kiwi Farms friendships aren't healthy and I don't want to come to KF movie night, so I doubt he'll understand the distinction.

Are you seriously still harping on about that, was weeks ago man, move on dude.

 

[Matt Damon]

I think he is probably but pretending not to be to protect his 'lone wolf' image. Chances are he has one but pretending not to be for opsec reasons and fear of ridicule.

And maybe Null is single because he's secretly a faggot and the site is down so often because he's getting assfucked in the dirty bathrooms of Serbian gay clubs six nights a week.

I don't see any utility to this idle armchair psychologizing when few of us know much about Jersh's personal life and it's really none of our business anyway.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I heard he's in a secret long term gay relationship with Dynastia and they sniff petrol out of each others bums.

 

[thegooddoctor]

And maybe Null is single because he's secretly a faggot and the site is down so often because he's getting assfucked in the dirty bathrooms of Serbian gay clubs six nights a week.

I don't see any utility to this idle armchair psychologizing when few of us know much about Jersh's personal life and it's really none of our business anyway.

Like I said it was just a theory, no need to take it so seriously bud, none of us really know much about Josh's personal life at all so yes, we can only really guess by what we can deduce from his online personality and little bits he gives here and there.

 

[Polarity]

once josh returns back to Florida to reclaim his rightful swamp throne, he will have the finest harem of t-girls the world has seen since the ottoman empire

 

[Tomato flowers]

This dude is spilling his spaghetti all over KF, what gives? Did Null reject his advances or something?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

How is this a debate? OP is a faggot and should kill themselves.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Come on guys, I like our dear feeder too, but there's no way in hell he can get a woman he doesn't have to pay by the hour. It's good that he has accepted his perma-inceldom. Look what the frustration of failing to come to terms with being unfuckable did to Chris, is that how yall want Nool to end up?

 

[Negrate]

null wants people to have kids and says people making excuses are cringe yet makes excuses i mean your 30 nigga have kids andrew torba runs gab which is bigger than this site and has 3 kids

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

@Null PHP Pro my ass. Fix your damn site, lazy bastard

 

[AgendaPoster]

Josh is an exile in a foreign country and he (most likely) doesn't speak the native language. He's also an IT nerd in many ways which is not really conducive to hitting the clubs and scoring pussy. He's probably not as rich as to make up for that either. Worse, he could get in actual trouble very easily with local shady people if he starts courting the wrong woman.
So he needs to figure out a way to meet some nerdy chick that's into similar stuff as him, likes the web, shitposting, is politically right wing or at least tolerant to that, and that chick needs to be met somewhere online, but live in Serbia or willing to go there, as I guarantee you that the women you meet at the club are quite different.
Only a retard would accuse Josh of being a "virgin" considering the circumstances. I know the dating scene of the area very well, and it's a deeply depressing one, and most local women are basically just interested in you providing and/or making sure that they can leave the country and get to live in some nice suburban house in the US.
Also, imagine making an account to seethe about Null not fucking. Which I doubt it's the case, as he still has some money, and prostitutes/escorts are a thing here.

 

[OKRowling]

Wow. Brittany Venti made a KF account - base invader. Go on girl, get your man!

 

[Problematic User Forever]

correction: Encyclopaedia Dramatica forum + Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If he gets a girlfriend, KF will cease to exist.

 

[Cats]

@Null makes a cameo una endita episodamente

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Can you think of a single Internet content creator whose stuff improved after involving a girlfriend? Sure null might get lonely but my enjoyment of this site is more important then his personal happiness. Jersh has time for the site, podcasting, map games and pizza day, everything else is fluff.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the amount of faggotry on KF has increased 10 fold since OP joined. perhapse you should take a trip to canada and get you some of their healthcare, i hear it is quite good.

Wow. Brittany Venti made a KF account - base invader. Go on girl, get your man!

null has his sights on chantal, but the truth is that one day he and venti will be married, it is his inescapable fate. cope and seeth elaine, venti is the one true chosen null simp.

 

[Toolbox]

This dude is spilling his spaghetti all over KF, what gives? Did Null reject his advances or something?

Nool said, and I quote "I would not even lick your feet @base_invader. Stop sending me them" Truly heartbraking and it shattered op's ego.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fun fact: OP is from Encyclopaedia Dramatica

Oh, I thought that "confusing normal social activity with cheating" is something a person from Rekieta's Locals would say.

 

[OKRowling]

Nulls eyes are small and too close together.

Brittany's eyes ... well you know. So maybe the genetics would cancel each other out. But the moob / boob combination would be on the far right of the bell curve.