Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Also, you can only use the word punish as a handle if you know how the Punisher is according to him.
Currently having another Twitter spat.
"You don't like pedophiles that makes you a pedophile!"
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Anyone know what his Twitter handle is meant to be? A vidya game reference or something?
Norrath comes from the Everquest series. Reaver is a name of one of the weapons in the game (Dark Reaver)
You know, if he wasn't retarded, he could make for a decent troll
He hates Null and calls him a pedo. Using Shanelogic 1.1a we can say that Shane is also a pedophile.

Also according to Shane he's not fat.
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Also according to Shane he's not fat.
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Yeah like Chris used to say he wasn't fat and would draw himself as being slim. I'm thinking Shame just compares himself to others around him and since they're all the same that means he's okay because that's "normal". Then looks at people larger than him and says that they're the fat ones.

But c'mon. He's a manlet with a big gut. Guy is fat and gets winded walking up and down a set of 4 steps.
 
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Shane once again completely misunderstands the core tenants of "the pronouns debate"


He thinks that conservatives are against the part of language itself, not what it entails re: trans people.
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Since he is having his own trans-conflict, even mentioning "pronouns in your bio" gets him sweating (tbf, doesn't take much), and he has to release some steam.

From what we can tell, we know that Shame is at a 3/5 on the scale of how 🤣NOT MAD THO he is🤣🤣

I fear only we have become adept at understanding Shame's mindset and discourse... this dude he's replying to on twitter doesn't understand the backlore, and I assume thinks Shane is agreeing with him:

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He likes and "laughs along" with Shane, thinking they are in agreement.. not even realizing that in Shane's mind, he is being totally pwned right now.

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Another day in the life of a Nokes.
 
He likes and "laughs along" with Shane, thinking they are in agreement.. not even realizing that in Shane's mind, he is being totally pwned right now.
I imagine his actual physical punches would be as weak and feeble as his insults, and he would try beating someone up and they would think he was playing patty-cake as his face turned red and he screeched in autistic rage.
 
Thank god he's not quitting the "I'm a retired Microsoft employee btw" shtick
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I have a theory that the reason he's not sperging out too much may be because he got a job. His disability sounds made-up/exaggerated and it looks like he was able to maintain employment in the past unlike other lolcows. He's keeping it secret for the "retirement" LARP and because it's another shitty retail gig that doesn't fit his CIA collaboration fantasies.
 
I don't even understand why you'd get someone to build it for you. Assembling furniture is literally the best part of buying new stuff
Holy shit! He paid someone to put together his bed frame? That is fucking hilarious. I've known women (myself included) who are able to easily put together things like a bed frame, dressers and what not in just a hour or so. The fact that a grown ass man and self professed tough guy and genius like Shame can't do something so easy and simple speaks to what a lazy retard he is.
 
The thread itself isn't funny but this particular Shame tweet made me laugh out loud.
I just picture this massive overweight faggot trying to swing on someone, man tits and Gunt flying in the breeze, fdrooling Mountain Dew and immediately getting slept . He's also called someone a "Nazi pedophile simp" at least thrice today. Which is ironic because Shame is two out of three of those.
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The thread itself isn't funny but this particular Shame tweet made me laugh out loud.
I just picture this massive overweight faggot trying to swing on someone, man tits and Gunt flying in the breeze, fdrooling Mountain Dew and immediately getting slept . He's also called someone a "Nazi pedophile simp" at least thrice today. Which is ironic because Shame is two out of three of those.
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In other words he's so full of shit his eyes are brown.

There's no way in hell this fat faggot could throw a powerful punch. Not with all the ailments and syndromes he claims to have.
 
The thread itself isn't funny but this particular Shame tweet made me laugh out loud.
I just picture this massive overweight faggot trying to swing on someone, man tits and Gunt flying in the breeze, fdrooling Mountain Dew and immediately getting slept . He's also called someone a "Nazi pedophile simp" at least thrice today. Which is ironic because Shame is two out of three of those.
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Shane doing retarded windmill spins with his deadened limbs as he gets his shit shoved in is something I'd pay Keemstar to see. Do we know which side is his dominate side? Is he right handed and trying to flex about his useless left arm or is he left handed which helps to explain some of his mental issues?
 
In reality Shane would run away scared if ever confronted in real life and then pay his whore to fight his battle for him.

Shane doing retarded windmill spins with his deadened limbs as he gets his shit shoved in is something I'd pay Keemstar to see. Do we know which side is his dominate side? Is he right handed and trying to flex about his useless left arm or is he left handed which helps to explain some of his mental issues?
He'd put in less effort in the fight than Boogie.
 
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