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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Reading that they told Letty but not the others makes sense. Vance and Josie's reactions were way too real, they seemed really upset, and Vance spilled his whole guts out right before the reveal.

Maybe Sam was also doing this as another attempt at trying to kick Josie and Vance into DOING something - by having this fake out, he's showing them that Letty is currently in the lead and in it to win it. Will this fake out be enough to get these two boring fish to actually be entertaining? 🌈
 
new vote for the upcoming elimination challenge is up:
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now call me crazy, but 3 of those 4 options seem kinda rigged against letty. unless endurance isn't referring to physical endurance, then it'd be 2/4.
 
Well, I admit I was tricked. I feel bad for the people who probably rushed to piss away coins on TTS at the last minute so hey wouldn't be wasted. I spent mine on a poll because the show was ending. I only had the free ones they have with a season pass so no huge loss I guess.
As stated previously, Letty really should win at this point and I'm not a fan of hers.

Although, she could now come on third, since Josie is guaranteed top 2 with immunity, I think we all know the shit/piss queen was always destined to be #1 or #2.

On a small note, I'm glad it's ending on a holiday so I can actually watch the (hopefully) real ending next Monday.
 
I can't wait for them to reveal that they've locked Simmons inside a shed outdoors and kept him alive by feeding him big macs for the past several weeks and announce him the winner
 
To add some summary, I feel like a lot of us are in the chat but I wanted to add some summary.

Coolfool referred to Vance "spilling his guts out" - he came to Letty's room before the "winner" was announced and said a lot of the usual, that he would he happy for her if she won and that he hopes she doesn't hold anything against him. He says he regrets that he can't say more to explain himself and his strategy because he isn't sure that the game is over, and Letty says she thinks it must be because of the contractor coming in and the hotels that production mentioned (and also because she knows it is not over and she wants to hear what he is hiding).

He admits that since it was him versus her, he "pulled some strings" and Letty fills in the blanks that he was making everyone against her. Letty says that in confessional she had called him a two-faced pussy who became a dick as soon as Jon arrived.

He says he hopes wasn't too much of a dick, she says she didn't think he was. Vance says that she could probably tell when they were having a real moment, and that it was genuine whenever they talked about their lives. He repeats something he said during the last elimination, and when he said it last time he phrased it like he had only just realized it recently: "Minus the gross things, you remind me of my sister. Your resilience and your humor and things like that remind me of my sister a lot. So as much as I wanted to get you out, there was always something like, I didn't want to, because it was like something from home."

He says his plan was to take some of her thunder away, by making other people fight with her. She says she spotted him laughing when Jon was shouting and it annoyed her. When he says he didn't think Jon would take it that far, Letty says "You know Chris spit on me right?" and Vance says that wasn't his doing. Vance says even as a contestant he found Letty entertaining, when she would fight with people, and how people would blame her and he would go along with it like when they blamed her for how Chris fell down the stairs. Letty says Vance's strategy would have been better on Big Brother because the goal is to be the most liked.

tl;dr Vance showed his squishy underbelly and it will be harder for him to fuck with her now.

Then after the cameras shut off, there's not much - Letty starts packing and pretends badly to be at a loss for words about the win. Vance says "even though I lost, I won" and that the bracelet he wears has a picture of his girlfriend Linnea in it, and that the phrase "linear path" he always uses is a tribute to her, and he does a "let's go" which he says is his attempt at the loudest one but sounds kind of pained and sad instead, lol. Josie I don't know, I never watch her room because I can't stand listening to people who mutter lmao.

edit: also another tidbit i wanted to add, early yesterday afternoon a TTS came in referring to Vance as "squirtle" and he went "was that my mom?!" Then Jet came in with a snack and said he thinks Vance must know who it's from. So I guess if you want to head-check Vance, a TTS like "Sorry Squirtle I can't root for you after what you did the other day I'm a letty knight now" or just "Hey Squirtle you're a faggot" would go the distance.
 
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here's a counter point :

Letty plays with human feces and p
This is where I'm at. Letty has given me such a sense of visceral disgust that I can not root for her. I don't like that she has been targeted and assaulted, but I also do not want to award her fecal fetish with the prize money. I think her normal fish bucks is enough.

I did not like it when Frank did these "pranks" either. I thought Damiel went way too far by putting her items in the portapotty. Letty earned my disdain by doing this consistently to other people. You can find other ways to be entertaining without spreading biohazards.
 
This is where I'm at. Letty has given me such a sense of visceral disgust that I can not root for her. I don't like that she has been targeted and assaulted, but I also do not want to award her fecal fetish with the prize money. I think her normal fish bucks is enough.

I did not like it when Frank did these "pranks" either. I thought Damiel went way too far by putting her items in the portapotty. Letty earned my disdain by doing this consistently to other people. You can find other ways to be entertaining without spreading biohazards.
When did she play with feces? I thought that meme started because she might have pissed on the closet.

Frank was the first time I saw feces/urine weaponized.

It is disgusting that she went into the portajohn to get her stuff, but I can almost understand that...almost. If that happened to me Damiel would have fished my things out and I still would have submerged his chigger head a few times.
 
This is where I'm at. Letty has given me such a sense of visceral disgust that I can not root for her. I don't like that she has been targeted and assaulted, but I also do not want to award her fecal fetish with the prize money. I think her normal fish bucks is enough.

I did not like it when Frank did these "pranks" either. I thought Damiel went way too far by putting her items in the portapotty. Letty earned my disdain by doing this consistently to other people. You can find other ways to be entertaining without spreading biohazards.
My Letty dislike is because she connives against everyone then wonders why she is persecuted so, oy vey (people retaliating)

I'm probably not even mad about that tbh just mad about all the simps coming out to her defense playing her up as the victim. There aren't that many instances where she was actually the victim, I can only name Frank Hassle starting the pee pee poo poo trend and Damiel sperging out during the camping arc.

It all started with the baby shaking and here we are now. Return to India.
 
Theres much in this production that can be done better. I can understand their grand plan being completely shot after they lost too many fish far too early in the game. Freeloaders still feel like a patch job to replace lost contestants. My biggest gripe is audience interaction, this show was billed with large amounts of audience interaction that really made this stand out from the crowd.

It has been mismanaged and simply didn't pan out. people were speculating on whether or not they could pay to mop every surface with hot cola in the middle of the night. To replacing the toilet paper with seashells and newspaper. Instead the audience received practically nothing. This could have been handled with a suggestion box. Even a paid suggestion box that refunds you if deemed impractical or dangerous. But they keep the money if they decide to use it. Maybe even have a little note saying what user paid for the prank.
 
She was partnered with Frank for that. He defecated in a cup and she shloshed that into Sylvia's closet.
Dude that's not "playing with feces" quit being a dishonest retard. Frank shit in a cup, she took the cup, turned it upside down in Sylvia's closet and left. Nobody hates her cause she did that or because she pissed in a closet, be honest with yourself, people hated her day 1, it's way more likely people like you hate her cause you find her ugly, just say that. Be honest with yourself and try to fix your Letty Derangement Syndrome, son.
 
Dude that's not "playing with feces" quit being a dishonest retard. Frank shit in a cup, she took the cup, turned it upside down in Sylvia's closet and left. Nobody hates her cause she did that or because she pissed in a closet, be honest with yourself, people hated her day 1, it's way more likely people like you hate her cause you find her ugly, just say that. Be honest with yourself and try to fix your Letty Derangement Syndrome, son.
I'm sorry my personal feelings don't align perfectly with your own. Clearly my disgust with interacting with literal shit isn't the problem. It's that I actually hate ugly women!

Where did I say she plays with it? That's something other people accuse her of. I think it's gross that she uses it against other contestants and acknowledged that I don't think it's okay when other people do it either. I also said it's not okay to assault her or harass her. So where's this Derangement Syndrome coming from? Because I personally don't like someone?

Stop simping.
 
Ok, so she didn't start the shit thing then. If any other fish did anything besides sleep and found shit in their rooms they would have "played with it" removed it too most likely. I don't understand how she is getting painted a coprophiliac over it. I thought maybe I missed something.

I blame Frank for starting the shit thing, Jet for allowing it, and Fatty for continuing it.

Edit: and Dam for being a little bitch and tossing someone else's things into the shit
 
Other than Letty pissing in the closet and throwing the cup of shit, I don't recall her playing with feces or anything uber gross like that. Peeing in the closet is gross but it's also a game for fish bucks, so I can't blame her for being in it to win it. Besides, she at least peed in a bowl, she didn't piss all over the floor or something. Her throwing the cup shit was gross, but it's not the same as "playing with feces". And again... it's a competition and at that point in the game everyone was doing nasty shit to each other.

I think this whole meme started and has now become "truth" because 1. Letty doesn't ever clean and is messy, and 2. She talked about poop and made poop jokes at the start of the show, and that image stuck around. Obviously pissing in the closet and throwing the cup of poop didn't help matters, so now it's become a "fact" that she plays with feces and throws bodily fluids at people.
 
Some chris falling edits:




 
I'm sorry my personal feelings don't align perfectly with your own. Clearly my disgust with interacting with literal shit isn't the problem. It's that I actually hate ugly women!

Where did I say she plays with it? That's something other people accuse her of. I think it's gross that she uses it against other contestants and acknowledged that I don't think it's okay when other people do it either. I also said it's not okay to assault her or harass her. So where's this Derangement Syndrome coming from? Because I personally don't like someone?

Stop simping.
You replied to a post claiming that and agreed with it. And also said she has a "fecal fetish" in the same post. You're a joke nigga, I told you, nothing but dishonesty. You're literally like low IQ Jon might as well start shouting, "LETTY YOU LIKE SHIT LETTY YOU PLAY WITH SHIT LETTY YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR SHIT", cause you got no arguments, just wanna slander Letty, hoping if you throw enough shit (lol) on the wall, some of it will stick.
 
I'm probably not even mad about that tbh just mad about all the simps coming out to her defense playing her up as the victim. There aren't that many instances where she was actually the victim, I can only name Frank Hassle starting the pee pee poo poo trend and Damiel sperging out during the camping arc.
I don't think the issue is that she's a 'victim' it's that the show actively coddles the other two because they either don't know what to do with them, or because they're afraid of the losers on 4chan who want a retard GF like Josie. Either option proves that Jet is way in over his head though. Josie is uncomfortable with certain things and they just won't play it up. Same with Vance.
 
I don't think the issue is that she's a 'victim' it's that the show actively coddles the other two because they either don't know what to do with them, or because they're afraid of the losers on 4chan who want a retard GF like Josie. Either option proves that Jet is way in over his head.
This was definitely initially the issue. If they would have gone hard at everyone from step 1 then this wouldn't be a thing. Sure retards would still simp for Josie but if they gave her shit from day 1 they would just be used to it now. Crying impotently into chat like Lettycels but instead they wouldn't be alone like Lettycels are. And 5-6 more days just isn't enough time to "balance" it back out. On the other hand, given her aversion to loud noise and shit she probably would have quit early. It's one thing for people to scream at Letty and you kinda acclimate to it. It's another to have that shit in your face. Like 0 to 100. Although, they probably quickly realized she is the best cash cow they have and protected her.

I still can't wait to see if they auction her plushies and what they'll go for. This is gonna be spending a year plus of salary/creditmaxxing kinda shit to have something Josie touched.

E: I'd be interested to know what anyone else thinks they may go for. I'm saying 5k minimum (assuming they don't toss 50 more at her this week) because that won't drive demand for short supply.
 
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