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[Random Internet Person]

TUCKER CARLSON FIRED FOR STEPPING ON THE DEEP STATE’S TOES​

Cartoon published 04/25/2023

Godspeed Tucker- You Are Free

We at GrrrGraphics found Tucker Carlson to be the most effective talk show host and journalist on FoxNews. Since FoxNews and Rupert Murdoch are inextricably tied to the Deep State Swamp and the globalist establishment, Tucker had to go. He was telling too many truths.

Among them:

• He warned us about Ukraine and its corruption and how the war there should not be our top priority. He warned us that it could lead to a nuclear World War III. Contrast what he said with what most of the other FoxNews talking heads were saying and it’s clear that FoxNews favored the war mongers. Sean Hannity is a shameless neocon how often hosted his friend and fellow neocon and coward Lindsey Graham to push the Ukraine war. Tucker mocked Graham. Sean also praised his fellow host, Mark Levin, whom he calls ’the great one.’ What’s so great about being a warmonger? Levin praised Zelensky for bombing and destroying Christian churches in his country, saying they were filled with Russian spies. Levin agreed.

• Tucker ridiculed the ‘trans’ movement and told us how it’s impossible for a man to become a woman and vice versa. He told the truth: It’s a delusion and now a state-sponsored cult. Challenge the cult thinking and one gets accused of being ‘transphobic’ and a ‘bigot.’ Some are even threatened with violence. Meanwhile, some trans groomers in elementary schools want kids to have sex change surgery without their parents’ consent. Joe Biden, a pedophile, is one such groomer.

• He showed us the illogic and destructiveness of the ‘green’ movement and how the globalists’ obsession with climate change arises out of their desire to carry out a ‘great reset.’ Climate change is based on cherry picked data and not real science. Tucker was one of the few to tell it like it is—there is no global warming.


• He repeatedly revealed the corruption of the FBI—especially when it came to Hunter Biden’s laptop. Biden, Garland, and Blinken colluded with the FBI and CIA to ensure the laptop got labeled as ‘Russian disinformation.’ That way anyone mentioning on social media got banned. This is blatant election interference and all involved should be arrested. Instead they have all been rewarded.

• Tucker was the only one at FoxNews to question the ‘official’ Covid narrative that was forced upon us. He exposed Fauci as being the corrupt liar he is, and Big Pharma’s Covid vaccines as being ineffective and dangerous. Some speculate that this particularly incensed Murdoch, who wants the funding Big Pharma commercials provide.

• He supported Julian Assange and insisted upon his release. Tucker said Assange’s only crime was “humiliating the powerful.”

• He exposed the election fraud that occurred during the 2020 presidential election. He said, “It is clear the 2020 election was a grave betrayal of American democracy.” Contrast this with Sean Hannity, a classic controlled opposition ‘conservative.’ Hannity refused to discuss the matter or have anyone on his show who wanted to discuss it. As much as he skewers Biden, he still calls China Joe his president. We don’t. Biden is illegitimate.

• Tucker exposed the Deep State Swamp’s involvement with the January 6 protest at the Capitol. He had real journalists on his show such as Darren Beatty who proved FBI involvement and how they planned and expedited the framing of thousands of peaceful protesters—and many are still waiting to get rounded up by the criminal Joe Biden and tossed into prison, where they face brutality and grossly inappropriate sentences.

The above are just a few reasons we kept watching Tucker Carlson. He possessed the courage to tell the truth about corruption and crimes now rampant with the Deep State Swamp and its politicians. His truth telling garnered him a huge audience and the top-rated spot. Perhaps Sean Hannity expects to collect that audience. Sean is a mega millionaire blowhard who even installed a cheering stand filled with raucous supporters to show how loved he is and perhaps to encourage everyone else to cheer for him.

I will continue to boo the fake conservative who does the bidding of the Swamp. He loves to say how he was a blue collar working man who struggled to survive living paycheck to paycheck. That patter wears thin considering he’s now worth well over $300 million and pulls down a $34 million annual salary. He owns estates and mega mansions on the coast. He is a war monger and shill who is there to protect the Uniparty Swamp. He is rewarded for going along.

Tucker is fired for telling the truth. Godspeed, Tucker.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I’m pretty sure Tucker never really challenged anyone, he’s only really repeating beliefs to an audience that wants to have them validated.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I’m pretty sure Tucker never really challenged anyone, he’s only really repeating beliefs to an audience that wants to have them validated.

Well, I've always seen him as "the voice of the dissident right". And folks are saying that without Fox, he'll be bigger and have more freedom where he lands.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Joe Biden announced he’s ‘running’ for a second term, even though he can barely walk.

Despite his very low poll ratings and very advanced age, I predict he will win his party’s nomination. RFK Jr. may be his biggest competition, but like Bernie Sanders, those controlling the Democrat Party will rig the primaries against him. Joe won’t even have to debate. He certainly won’t participate in a debate against Trump once he gets his party’s nomination. Joe will spend a lot of time away from interviews and press conferences. In other words, he’ll once again be spending time in his Delaware beach house basement awaiting his coronation. This is Joe Biden’s version of ‘democracy.’

We all know how unpopular Joe is. He was long known as the stupidest senator in Congress. Nothing has changed. He wasn’t popular during his earlier presidential runs—including his run in 2020. He scored low in the polls and in the Democrat primaries. He stumbled in the debates. Then, lo and behold, he miraculously began winning primaries. The powers behind the scenes decided an old, lying criminal was their man. He could be controlled. Despite his obvious mental decline, Joe Biden won the presidential election. To be more precise, the election was stolen from Donald Trump and handed to Biden.


The template has been laid out again. The oligarchs want Biden despite his persistent mental decline. Actually, they are enjoying inflicting their pedophile criminal with dementia upon the American people. They hate America and want to see its destruction. It’s necessary for the ‘great reset.’ Biden is necessary to bring about our demoralization and despair. They want us to accept ridiculous things such as ’trans’ and ‘equity.’ They want us to accept absurd leaders such as Biden and Harris. Now that Dominion won its case against Fox, they will have hundreds of millions more to advance their cause. I have not seen much in the way of election reform. The election fraudsters got away with it the last time and are now even more emboldened.

Yes, I’m saying Biden will have the 2024 election stolen for him. Again.The octogenarian will be 86 years by the end of his second term. By that time, America’s destruction should be complete.

Unless…..

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

BIDEN’S NEW NAME: “CROOKED JOE”​

Cartoon published 04/27/2023

On Thursday President Trump spoke in New Hampshire and let everyone know he had given Resident Joe Biden a new name, “Crooked Joe.”

“I will be retiring the name ‘Crooked’ from Hillary Clinton … so we can use the name for Joe Biden — he’ll be known from now on as ‘Crooked Joe Biden’ … because there’s never been anyone in the history of American politics so crooked or dishonest,” Trump said.

Hillary Clinton was stripped of her ‘crooked’ title and President Trump crowned Biden as the “crooked king of corruption.” We at GrrrGraphics think that’s an understatement. Joe Biden is a monster bent on destroying America.


According to Trump, you could take the five worst presidents in American history and put them together, and Joe Biden will still have done more damage to American than all of them combined.

When we say Joe Biden is the worst president in American history we are not kidding.

From the corruption in Ukraine to Joe’s classified document fiasco to the rigged election and runaway inflation, Americans have suffered under Biden for the last two and a half years.

No one wants Biden to run for a second term—not even Democrats. Still, the Deep State loves feeble-minded politicians whom they can control and blackmail. Joe Biden fits that requirement to a ’T.’


Why hasn’t he been impeached yet? Because the Democrats and the worthless RINOS will not let that happen.

The solution? We have to push back by constantly calling out the liars and traitors in government. Biden is currently the biggest example. Also, we must have election integrity in order to have a legitimate election. Mail in ballots and hackable Dominion voting machines have to go. Voter ID must be the law of the land and we need to return to verifiable paper ballots.


The American people must take back their elections. It’s the first step in taking back America.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

OLD GUY SAYS HE’S NOT OLD​

Cartoon published 05/01/2023

A few days ago I saw a headline on Yahoo’s extremely slanted “News” page. It read, “Biden is old. Deal with it.”

“So that’s how the Deep State establishment is going to deal with Joe’s age issue,” I thought. Sure enough, I tuned into Bill Maher’s show (mostly to hear his interview with Elon Musk), and during the show he defended Biden as a president who has accomplished a great deal. (I laughed out loud when I heard that). He compared Joe to an elder statesman who deserves respect. He did not mention Biden’s constant gaffes, his befuddlement at the podium, his angry snarls when challenged, his weird whispering, his sniffing of children, or the obvious cognitive impairment he now constantly displays. Maher also expressed optimism that the USA would turn things around and the economy was not that bad because after all, our lying government reported a slight uptick in employment. Easy for you to say, Bill. You’re a multi-millionaire and free from the rising financial worries that most Americans are facing.


It’s very ironic that Joe Biden won his first Senate race in 1972 by attacking his opponent as being too old and out of touch with the current state of the country. At the time, Biden was 30 years old (the minimum age to qualify as Senator.) Biden claimed Boggs, who had been in the Senate since 1960, had been in office ‘too long.”




Biden has now been employed politically in Washington DC for over 50 years.

Boggs lost just by over 3,000 votes. He was a highly-decorated WWII veteran who, as senator, helped confirm Thurgood Marshall to the US Supreme Court. He also supported the 1964 Civil Rights Act. As for Joe, he was friends with many segregationists including Strom Thurmond. Later on, Joe made up lies that he marched along in protest with Martin Luther King Jr. as well as spending jail time with Nelson Mandela. Joe has no shame and he repeats his lies even though everyone knows they are lies. He doesn’t care. Joe lies emphatically in the hopes that his lies will help cover up a lifetime of lies, blunders, and corruption.

Expect anyone questioning Joe’s age to be smeared as an “ageist” during his reelection bid.This will be the Democrats’ strategy and it’s already happening. Being ancient fossil is a good thing—it’s part of their identity politics strategy. By saying “Deal with it,” the Deep State implies we must deal with our own bigotry and prejudice when it comes to Biden’s age. We’re the bad guys if we mention his age—not Biden for having the audacity to run for president again when he should be looking for his next ice cream cone.


Some octogenarians remain sharp, lucid, and are capable of offering decisions based on logic and reason. Ron Paul, for example. Biden is no Ron Paul. He’s a grouchy old man who often doesn’t know where he is or what he should say.

Call me ageist, but Dementia Joe is not only a disgrace—he’s dangerous.

— Ben Garrison

NEW TWITTER BOSS SAME AS THE OLD TWITTER BOSS​

Cartoon published 05/02/2023

Tina’s Take

When Elon Musk first bought Twitter and announced he supported free speech, everyone thought a new day had dawned in the land of the blue bird. MAGA accounts that were unjustly suspended in the great Twitter purge of 2021 were told their accounts would be restored within 30 to 60 days. Many accounts were. Twitter reinstated President Trump’s account along with General Flynn and others. I had hoped that Musk would do the right thing and reinstate the @Grrrgraphics Twitter account that was created in 2010 and had almost 300K followers. We even had notable followers that thought our cartoons were worth sharing. Those followers included Donald Trump Jr., General Flynn, Dan Scavino, Tom Fitton, Darren J. Beattie , Randy Quaid, Juanita Broaddrick, James Woods, and the late Kirstie Alley.

We wrote least 20 ‘appeals’ to Twitter support, urging them to restore our account. After a very long wait we received this response:





Ahh, the mysterious ‘Terms of Service,’ similar to Facebook’s ever-changing ‘Community Standards.’ Twitter never stated exactly what we did to violate their ‘Terms of Service’ but we have an idea…we told the truth. Why is Musk scared of our cartoons? Didn’t he say he believed in free speech? Looks like for him it’s ‘free speech for me and not for thee.’ Yeah, that old canard.

We accept your terms and have created a NEW GrrrGraphics Twitter account where we will once again post the truth no matter how uncomfortable it may be.

Follow Ben Garrison cartoons on Twitter at @grrrgraphics2

Ben Garrison’s Take:

When Elon Musk took over Twitter we had high hopes for our quick reinstatement. We saw conservative voices being restored to their full Twitter glory and many of those voices once followed us. Musk even quickly restored neo-Nazi and serial harasser Andrew Anglin. So we waited. And waited. Finally we were told we were permanently banned. Why? We weren’t told.

At GrrrGraphics we are independent. Unlike the establishment cartoonists who spew leftist, globalist propaganda, we have no editor telling us what we can and cannot draw. We also do not receive a regular paycheck. We depend on the kindness of those out there who like our cartoons. Getting banned from Twitter and Facebook seriously limits our reach.


There is no reason our free speech should be banned. We’ve never called for violence. I’m not a member of any controversial group. We weren’t at the January 6 protest, but we do support all the victims who were rounded up by Pelosi and her FBI and tossed into a dark slammer without due process—and where they continue to be treated brutally. We will not buy into the ‘a man can be a woman’ delusion. We are against Klaus Schwab. We are against the Federal Reserve and the corrupt big banks. We are against the criminal Biden and his Deep State controllers. I have drawn countless cartoons so it’s difficult to speculate which one caused them to shut us down and why our ban became permanent. Maybe all that matters is the powers that be, including Musk, can shut down people such as us while pretending he’s a liberator for free speech.


In our eyes, Musk is now a proven hypocrite. On Bill Maher’s show, Musk unctuously and with great virtue-signaling flair announced,

“We must protect free speech — and free speech only matters, it’s only relevant, when it’s someone you don’t like saying something you don’t like.”

Musk certainly doesn’t tolerate us or our opinions. I once even drew cartoons that favored Musk and encouraged him to uncage free speech for everyone. Obviously those cartoons are now rendered inaccurate.


In my opinion Musk cannot be trusted. He amassed his fortune under suspicious circumstances and advocates horrific trans-humanist things such as brain chip implants. His company is aligned with the green movement and he received billions of dollars in government subsidies paid for by US taxpayers. He’s no hero—he might be controlled opposition doing the bidding for evil people such as Klaus Schwab and the central bankers who want to rule the world.

In a rocket-like explosion, Musk blew up our free speech and don’t be surprised if more MAGA-minded patriots are shut down.

—Ben Garrison

 

[Bassomatic]

I love when cows circle back to the start. Bens free speech for me only came full circle and now he's mad at Elon after simping for him.

Lol being an adult and mad over twitter.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's very curious that Ben is complaining about Biden's age, which I do agree he's too old to hold office, yet makes no mention that his preferred presidential candidate will be pushing 80 himself.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It's very curious that Ben is complaining about Biden's age, which I do agree he's too old to hold office, yet makes no mention that his preferred presidential candidate will be pushing 80 himself.

It’s all about the “senior moments”. Or lack of them. Remember how in 2020 the talk was all about taking cognitive tests to check for Alzheimer’s or dementia?

 

[Random Internet Person]

“DIRTY BANKING DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP”​

Cartoon published 05/04/2023*

*We at GrrrGraphics endeavor to produce timely cartoons, but due to extenuating circumstances this one is a couple of days late. It still pertains because the banking crisis is not going away and it will worsen.


Yesterday the Fed raised interest rates once again, which will pressure smaller banks still further because many of their ‘investments’ are now underwater. Such banks are going broke and the big bank sharks will continue to pick off the assets and deposits of many of them. In other words, big banks will become even bigger and that’s not good. Monopoly men at the top want consolidation which means depositors will have less choice. Eventually there will be no choice at all and everyone will be forced to accept the globalist currency—the dreaded central bank digital currency (CBDC). It will bring about more control over what we can buy and sell and our privacy will become a thing of the past. All transactions will be scrutinized, tracked, taxed, controlled, rewarded, or penalized.

The latest example of the centralization of the banking system again involved Jamie Dimon’s megalith bank JP Morgan. It’s a very big fish (shark, actually) that gobbles up smaller fish. They recently ‘acquired’ First Republic Bank. Not only did they gobble up all 84 branches, $229 billion in assets, and $103 billion in deposits, the FDIC actually rewarded JP Morgan with a $13 billion bonus—paid for by the taxpayers, of course. This is reminiscent of the 2008 ‘too big to fail’ bank bailout where taxpayers were forced to pay trillions to mega banks and the bankers got their bonuses first. Yes, they were rewarded for being criminals. They sold packaged real estate derivatives at high ratings when they knew they were junk.

Back in 2008, we still lived near Seattle. JP Morgan ‘acquired’ our bank at the time: Washington Mutual. They had been after WM for a while, but managed to scoop it up at an under-market value price when many banks were hurting the most. JP Morgan stole WM, who later sued JP Morgan for unfair practices. Washington Mutual lost. It’s tough to chalk up a win against such powerful big banks who remain unaccountable for bending or breaking the law.


The law was certainly bent in favor of JP Morgan when they assimilated First Republic. A 1993 banking act was designed to protect us against the monopolization of the banking industry. Banks are not allowed to own over 10 percent of the market, but the corrupt and compromised FDIC ‘bent’ the law in favor of JP Morgan. I heard an ‘expert’ on CNBC state it’s important to allow JP Morgan to acquire First Republic because otherwise a bigger crisis could have been triggered. This is the same old ’too big to fail’ canard and fear mongering that plays into the hands of the big banks. The corrupt banking system should have been forced to collapse in 2008 along with the Federal Reserve. We could have let it all burn and out of the ashes we might have seen the rise of a sound money system based on gold and silver

Currently there are over 200 smaller banks with over $2 trillion in unrealized losses on their books. This will worsen as the Fed continues to raise rates. There are a lot more banks waiting to be ‘consolidated.’ The big banks are able to avoid scrutiny. They are not accountable. They are untouchable.

They continue to get away with dirty deals and they do them ‘dirt cheap.’

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

DEMOCRAT STRONG ARM TACTICS- TINA TOON​

Cartoon published 05/20/2023

The FBI serves the Bolshevik Democrat Party. That much is now clear.

The question is, will anyone from the FBI be punished for election interference while brazenly attacking the Democrats’ political enemies? (Home raids on Donald Trump, Roger Stone, and Christians opposed to abortion, etc). Of course not! The FBI will not be punished at all even though they deserve to be completely broken up. Instead, those in the FBI who carry out illegal acts for the Democrats will be rewarded with bonuses and promotions.

Whistleblowers from within the FBI will continue to be crushed. Those opposed to election theft by Democrats will be harassed and locked up without due process. The FBI will continue to infiltrate the righteously angry in an undercover manner and set them up for arrest.

We know the FBI had four different cases open against the Clintons. All of those investigations were shut down by 2016 under orders from corrupt FBI leaders. They have become a rogue institution. They may insist upon the respect they might have had a few decades ago, but everyone now knows the FBI are no longer investigating crime. They are covering up crime. They have become criminals themselves. They do not answer to Congress or the American people. The FBI is now there to protect the interests of the Bolshevik Democrat Party.

The Democrats are doing what Bolsheviks always do—they want their political enemies harassed, locked up, and destroyed. The leaders in the old Soviet Union used the NKVD and later KGB to crush dissent. The US Bolshevik Democrats are now using the FBI as their muscle. They use force because they lack any moral standing. Americans do not want to cooperate with their Marxist ‘equity’ along with the woke ‘trans’ and ‘climate change’ nonsense. The Democrats have very weak and unpopular policies. They want endless war, wide open borders, and a submissive population. They also want massive inflation, which is leading to the end of the middle class. The Marxist Democrats desire the destruction of American culture.


Increasingly, the Democrats are willing to use force and fear to get their way. The FBI is all-too willing to cooperate.

Abolish the FBI and the rest of the Alphabet agencies!

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

LET’S MAKE A DEAL​

Cartoon published 05/22/2023

It’s time for your favorite political theater production- ‘The Debt Ceiling Game Show’.

Dang, another rerun!

The querulous and quasi-demented Joe Biden continues to play an obtuse game with House Leader Kevin McCarthy. Biden can’t seem to understand that spending cuts are necessary to parry the ever-growing national debt, or at least keep it from worsening. The Democrat Party’s reckless spending under Biden has led to runaway inflation. More spending will lead to more inflation. Biden can’t or won’t accept that.


A compromise will be made—perhaps as early as today. The so-called debt ceiling will be raised or spending will be cut or some combination thereof. What we are seeing is just theater. The two parties strut about and engage in holier-than-thou one-upmanship, but neither party actually wants to see their government shutdown. If that happens, they lose power. Many people who depend on government lose their paychecks. If the government does shut down there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

What we have been watching is all a show. A game show and the general public never wins. They pay for the whole sorry production with taxes. It’s one of the reasons Biden has funded and armed 80,000 new IRS agents. No, they’re not going after billionaires or even millionaires. That’s simply another one of Joe’s countless lies. The real target is an already crumbling middle class. Biden and Yellen know the middle class and the poor lack legal resources and will most likely pay fees and fines after an audit. They Marxist Democrats want to see the middle class and small businesses crushed and they are succeeding.


As for the National Debt, it can’t be paid off unless we somehow gain access to a money printing press. That would be counterfeiting. The Federal Reserve is legally allowed to counterfeit at will—and they have with wild abandon.

Each and every single US citizen owes nearly $100,000 to the Federal Reserve just because the Fed authorizes debt money to come into existence. That money could be printed up debt free, but the central bankers will never allow that. Presidents who tried were assassinated. The globalist bankers want ever-more power and control. They use their frontman investor, “BlackRock,” to buy up everything with the free money they create for themselves.


They have turned us all into their serfs, but that’s not enough. With their roll out of their Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) they will control and track every aspect of our lives. A dystopian future is immanent.

Meanwhile, the ‘Debt Ceiling’ game show is winding to a close. We The People, as usual, are the losers.

— Ben Garrison

 

[The Last Stand]

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I don't get it, and I'm not going to read his ramblings.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don't get it, and I'm not going to read his ramblings.

But the ramblings are the best part!

 

[Random Internet Person]

CHEF BILL GATES SERVES UP THE ‘SHOT-KABOB’​

Cartoon published 05/23/2023
If you perform a Google search by typing in “Bill Gates Vaccines in Food,” Google will immediately tell you it’s all lie. A misunderstanding. Misinformation. Gates never had any intention whatsoever to forcibly vaccinate everyone by means of food.

The phrase ‘methinks thou dost protest too much’ came to mind.

Google, a subsidiary of the CIA, frames searches to suit the narratives they want to see disseminated. It’s the same thing with the faked moon landings. Google will bring up page after page and post after post telling you that the landings were real. After all, the CIA helped fake them and they must protect their lie.


The lies of Bill Gates are likewise protected. Remember when he claimed he once had a business meeting with Epstein and that was it? Turned out it was far more than that. Epstein was blackmailing him by exposing his affair with a Russian bridge player named Mila Antonova, a very young-looking woman who resembles Greta Thunberg. Why would such a young person be interested in having affair with an old man who is also a complete dork? Oh, I almost forgot. Gates is a billionaire and such people feel like they have carte blanche to do whatever they like. Epstein certainly did. What will be revealed next—did Gates visit Epstein Island as well? Perhaps that’s why Melinda Gates divorced him.

Don’t be surprised if Gates is slipping in vaccines into our food by means of animal inoculation.

He will claim he’s doing it to benefit mankind, but it’s clear that Gates wants global depopulation. He sees vaccines as a miracle that can make that happen. He’s also into controlling the global food supply. He became heavily invested in Monsanto (now merged with Bayer) and their GMO foods. Gates keeps tinkering with our food. He likes artificial meat. He wants farms and cattle ranches shut down and replaced with his Franken-food!


Bear in mind that Gates is not a medical professional. He doesn’t have a medical degree or any sort of college degree at all. He’s not a virologist or scientist, but he has invested hundreds of millions of dollars and heavily influences Big Pharma and the vaccine industry at every turn. Gates is also the single largest owner of farmland in the world. What’s his plan for all of that land? Nothing good.

Never forget that Bill Gates wants you dead.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Raging Capybara]

Google, a subsidiary of the CIA, frames searches to suit the narratives they want to see disseminated. It’s the same thing with the faked moon landings. Google will bring up page after page and post after post telling you that the landings were real. After all, the CIA helped fake them and they must protect their lie.

Wow. that's it, fuckers. Ben is already on Ddees level of total retardation. Holy shit

 

[Trombonista]

That kabob looks tastier than Ben thinks it does.

 

[AnOminous]

That kabob looks tastier than Ben thinks it does.

I'm hungry now. I want burger kebabs. I want fish kebabs. I want pineapple and vegetable kebabs. I want chicken heart kebabs. . .damn you Ben Garrison you kike-slaying monster Deus Vult motherfucker!

 

[Random Internet Person]

RON DESANTIS PRESIDENTIAL LAUNCH ‘ALIENATING MAGA’​

Cartoon published 05/25/2023

Ron DeSantis announced his presidential candidacy by means of a glitch-filled ‘Twitter spaces’ event.

While we at GrrrGraphics applaud DeSantis for his exemplary job as governor of Florida, we question his ability to compete against the wildly popular Trump.

DeSantis has the support of the Bush family—especially Jeb (please clap) Bush. He also has the support of many of the remaining neocons in the party who want to wrest back control for themselves and away from Trump and his MAGA-minded followers.



While DeSantis has done a good job fighting a rainbow flag waving Micky Mouse, he can’t compete with Trump in the charm and personality department. The only way DeSantis can win primaries is if the neocons rig things for him. The Republican Party is certainly capable of that. They cheated Ron Paul out of primary victories. Similarly, the Democrats cheated Bernie Sanders and skewed things toward a Hillary Clinton victory. We doubt the Republicans would pull such stunts that would only further alienate Trump supporters, but they are desperate…so who knows?



We predict the Democrats will again steal the presidential election with the help of the FBI and CIA. They definitely will not steal it if RFK Jr is the Democrat nominee. After all, he has accused the CIA of assassinating his uncle. So look for Kennedy to get the ‘Bernie’ treatment in the primaries. Who knows….we could see crooked Hillary return to replace the doddering Biden at the last minute.

Regardless, we expect a fireworks-filled presidential election season.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Male Idiot]

Cringe as he can be, his autism and dedication to Trump is almost admirable.