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Procopius said:
Amhole 1. He cut his cock and balls off. Still doesn't understand why he doesn't get horny any more. Amhole 2. Let's try cutting out a piece of gut. What could go wrong.
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If he's looking for a peg, then I hear that Rolf Harris has got one he's not using any more. Another reason to go to England.
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It is very telling of current-day that after a week-ish of feeling off food, he says "I used to really love food." And I don't even mean the tragic grammar, but rather that after a week of an anomalous and wholly explainable/understandable situation, he casts his life-long tendencies to the firm past tense. As though he won't get his junk-food appetite back once/if he recovers from this massive surgery.

God, every day is everyday.

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There is no hormone nor surgery that will make Kevin look un-male. Weak male, sure, but male nonetheless. There is just nothing.
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In 2020, they were rolling in money, drowning in twitter clout and media attention. Kevin felt comfortable and happy, because he never had to go outside other than for the occasional food shop or restaurant dinner. He could go to all the cons he wanted, and never had to worry about bills or rent.
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What was Kevin doing pre-COVID? Anything different? I'm put in mind of*
"You 36-year-old bald headed fag, blow me. You don't know me; you're too old. Let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno!"

(Eminem was wrong about techno, and lol is now 50, to the 28-30ish age when he wrote that, but the smack still works for certain 36-ish-year-olds)

*tangent/association brought to you by ADDtm
 
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Imagine a reality where Kevin is a user here and the tranch had a shootout
 
Jacknife said:
Jesus Christ what is this discussion about NeoVaginas actually being used for fucking.

Troons get this dumb ass surgery to further their women-larp, only the most delusional even try to use that for sex.

Most of the time their sex drive goes down after the surgery anyway, and even if it didn't, why not just continue taking it up the ass, it's not like people would notice.

Nobody is getting fucked in their NeoVagina.
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Troons entire existence is that joke from Mythbusters: "I reject your reality and substitute my own." (He says it comes from The Dungeonmaster.)

Only they think Adam seriously believed all his more radical tests would outperform Jamie's more logical straight-forward science-constrained ones. To continue being unfun, they don't grasp the meaning of Adam's propositions in the process of science, many of these were important to the debunking because Adam proceeded as if something was true which when they failed could thus disprove instances of unknown variable possibilities. Troons continue to insist on repeated trials until the results change to confirm the hypothesis.

AMHOLIO said:
He contemplates weed, wellbutrin, and eating:
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"But I do need medication for my depression and anxiety!"

No, you need good mental health resources.

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Target salt.
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You go right ahead and try to "pressure" Target to carry garbage nobody wants to buy in the first place. Since there's "far more" of you, this should be really easy. (haha jk I know Kevin's tagging Target's corporate account was the extent of his "we won't know until we try")

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2020:
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Kevin's "small rays of hope for a better world" from 2020: when a small number of other people (not him certainly) got permission from the authorities (aka "everyone in power") to release pent up lockdown anger, in some cases by imposing costs disproportionately on the lower classes. He just knows that someday, somewhere, someone (not him) will NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE and we'll finally have our utopia thanks to this ONE WEIRD TRICK they don't want you to know about.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Only they think Adam seriously believed all his more radical tests would outperform Jamie's more logical straight-forward science-constrained ones. To continue being unfun, they don't grasp the meaning of Adam's propositions in the process of science, many of these were important to the debunking because Adam proceeded as if something was true which when they failed could thus disprove instances of unknown variable possibilities. Troons continue to insist on repeated trials until the results change to confirm the hypothesis.
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Well this demonstrates also that they think that popular media is accurate regarding conclusive science.
Or at the very least it is based in unshakeable fact.

They fail to grasp that one of the main points of Mythbusters was to basically stop people trying certain dangerous shit in real life, whether it was a popular myth or not.

Dissolving a body in acid was one of the Mythbuster "experiments" which they pretty much designed to fail, presumably to discourage people from trying to get away with murders.

In every case though, the Troons just basically want magic to work and will cling to any pseudoscience they can find!
 
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Procopius said:
Amhole 1. He cut his cock and balls off. Still doesn't understand why he doesn't get horny any more. Amhole 2. Let's try cutting out a piece of gut. What could go wrong.
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Well at least he might lose some weight now?
 
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Dissolving a body in acid was one of the Mythbuster "experiments" which they pretty much designed to fail, presumably to discourage people from trying to get away with murders.
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Well, it's true that it isn't a great method, generally. Most of the acids you can actually use to dissolve a body are expensive, dangerous to deal with, and just the gases they emit when doing that are more likely to draw attention to you than even the body itself.

Strong lye is really the preferable method. And even then you're still stuck with the bones, but lye makes them brittle enough you can probably break them up.

Nothing beats pigs, though.
 
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In the absence of our regular archivist, here's a minor update. No news on whether he can get food in his gob. He's more concerned about getting a plastic stick up his new amhole. Going to get fucked in 2023, honest.
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Some more oversharing. Now if only he could find a clitoris to stimulate. I feel sorry for those poor goats.
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Pissing away even more cash on nothing. I suppose it's either that or clown prostitutes. Feeding the animals doesn't even come into his thoughts.
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Apparently Florida is now a dangerous place. Was he planning on castrating little boys? Does he think that De Sanris will personally escort him into a gas chamber with his name printed on the door? Or is it more troon bullshit.
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Procopius said:
Some more oversharing. Now if only he could find a clitoris to stimulate. I feel sorry for those poor goats.
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Thr real question is how much can he actually feel versus how much placebo effect can his mind generate? He's not bad at copium and a decent portion of sex is in the brain (but not all). He might be like the craziest of perverts and be able to fool his mind into thinking he's got something to turn on.

Procopius said:
In the absence of our regular archivist, here's a minor update. No news on whether he can get food in his gob. He's more concerned about getting a plastic stick up his new amhole. Going to get fucked in 2023, honest.
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Thanks, I'm sure Humbert appreciates it (last I heard he was drowning in Staph the womb wizard update files). I too appreciate it because there's a 1 in 5 chance I'll see something islamic on his timeline, or worse, more photos of people like Philosophy toobmoobs 🤮. So thanks for checking.

Hopefully if something happens, he'll be prompt enough to go to the doctor for pain or excess bleeding after intercourse. But I'm not optimistic.

Procopius said:
Apparently Florida is now a dangerous place. Was he planning on castrating little boys? Does he think that De Sanris will personally escort him into a gas chamber with his name printed on the door? Or is it more troon bullshit.
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Something about him not being able to come to my state anymore makes me smile. A repellant against Kevin ever coming near me is a great feeling.
 
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So, I finally log in via TOR and my favourite lolcow might be in death spiral?

I mean, reading between the lines, it's actually very worrying what's going on and we all know how these surgeons treat their vic..., er, "patients". Plus, we all know Kevin's tendency for complete denial (just look at how he suddenly admitted that his original amhole was busted but only because he was getting it "fixed"), so I don't have great hope that he'll get to the doctor in time in case something really bad happens.
 
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stupid frog said:
Wow Kevin a whole eight days of not shaving. Most women go... what's that? Most women don't shave their face? Not all men can grow beards? I didn't know facial hair meant you were a man. Wow, it's amazing we can gender anyone before puberty at all.

Anyway here is a true and honest man's beard, she spent a long time growing it!

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Damn it, I opened it even though I knew exactly who it was.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
So, I finally log in via TOR and my favourite lolcow might be in death spiral?

I mean, reading between the lines, it's actually very worrying what's going on and we all know how these surgeons treat their vic..., er, "patients". Plus, we all know Kevin's tendency for complete denial (just look at how he suddenly admitted that his original amhole was busted but only because he was getting it "fixed"), so I don't have great hope that he'll get to the doctor in time in case something really bad happens.
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I don't think he's in a death spiral - the bowel obstruction could have caused fatal organ failure, but he did get that sorted out.
He might have caused himself permanent health damage and he'll always be a bit sickly and frail from now on, but his lifestyle doesn't exactly call for anything demanding and he's been able to order himself an inordinate amount of video games unimpeded (plus he has an out if his polycule ever get ornery with his sloth).
That being said, he's still only a week off recovering from a bowel obstruction and less than three weeks off recovering from his amhole revision. Kevin's like a cockroach, in 6-8 weeks he'll probably be completely back to normal.
 
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'Dr K?'

'Sandra I thought I told you not to interrupt me while I'm shopping for sports cars'

'Sorry sir, but Kathryn Gibes asked if she can masturbate'

'who?'

'last week's patient sir'

'ohhh him? Yerh whatever lol I guess'

Also where is kev getting $264 to piss away on this dumb show? In addition to all his video games? Colorado welfare isn't that generous is it?
 
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Flamin Park said:
Also where is kev getting $264 to piss away on this dumb show? In addition to all his video games? Colorado welfare isn't that generous is it?
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Take your pick:
  • E-begging
  • Inheritance from aunt
  • Pennywise's dental fund
  • Selling Shiteater's pain pills
  • Grifting from tranch fundraisers/patreon
In reality it's probably some combination
 
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