Diagram and Explantion of my microbones

[Cats]

Good evening Gentleman. It has been long known that I suffer from a crippling affliction known as "Microbones". In a nutshell it means that my skeleton is incredibly small and occupies just a fraction of my entire body. This can make living life very difficult. Earlier in chat today, discussion was held about the symptoms i was suffering in a dayly basis. someone asked me to draw a diagram beaucuse they did not Understand what the disease meant.

Also, because people keep making fun of my microbones, here is a brief edcation (diagram) on what this Disease means and how to properly understand the disease Known as microbones. If you or a friend suffer from a tiny little skeleton there is support




The difficult and painful Conversation about my Disease





A kiwifarms user provides a possible Solution to my illness





I had Forgot all about this because i began to watch Animes on the computer, so batterbee reminded me about the microbvones Diagrem.





THE FOLLOWIG IS A MEDICAL PRESENTION. THIS IS FOR MEDICAL USAGES ONLY!!!!:

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Thank you for keeping us all in the know on the status of your condition, I hope for a speedy recovery!

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Since your teeth are bones does that mean you can't eat solid foods?

 

[Cats]

Thank you for keeping us all in the know on the status of your condition, I hope for a speedy recovery!

thx but it wont its permenent i'm born with these bones

Since your teeth are bones does that mean you can't eat solid foods?

idk I always just boof food instead of using the Mouth Hole. everything tastes like charred rubber no matter what food it is (probalby because of another Pesky Disease, heh-heh-heh.) so instead i either plug, or, if clean tubing is available, i.v. all of my nutrition.


Thankyou for helping Spread Awareness of microbones

 

[Cable 7]

I'm convinced TOR is starting to give everyone here Cabin Fever.

 

[batterybee]

very informative, a truly unfortunate condition.
You have my sympathies.

 

[BirdUp]

'ha by cay thry 'i

 

[Cats]

I'm convinced TOR is starting to give everyone here Cabin Fever.

lol you might be interested to know how long I have had Cabin Fever.

 

[Monolith]

@Cats has small pp confirmed

 

[CuzinEd]

Microbones sounds like a funny way of saying someone has a small dick.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

#IStandWithBonelets

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

As someone with a tiny skeleton vore fetish, I'll definitely be saving that diagram and using it a lot

 

[Cats]

Let's talk about my cat for a moment.

Today I woke up to a squeaking noise. My cat was standing in the middle of the room. She had dragged her tiny bowl for wet food/treats across the floor and set it in the middle of the room and was standing next to it, squeak-miaowing non stop. She was crying and looking at me like a starving child and I could practically hear the violins, Sarah McLachlan songs. She seriously looked like that fucking crying cat photoshop meme.

Just a few feet away was her water and dry food bowls that were nearly filled to the brim. If you people even knew a fraction of how thoroughly I spoil my beloved cat you would understand how silly and absurd this dramatic performance of starvation and sadness truly was.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Ah yes, microosteosis. I'll get the nurse to get some blood from you for an HLA-B test. In the meantime we can lessen the long-term symptoms by inducing chronic osteomyelitis (inflammation makes things bigger, so the bones will be able to reclaim some of its volume).

I will prescribe some inflammatories, abiologics and a cocktail of highly-virulent bacterial samples, as well as a course of physiotherapy. We'll see you again in six months and we'll see if giving you arthritis will also help.

 

[Pissmaster]

Let's talk about my cat for a moment.

Today I woke up to a squeaking noise. My cat was standing in the middle of the room. She had dragged her tiny bowl for wet food/treats across the floor and set it in the middle of the room and was standing next to it, squeak-miaowing non stop. She was crying and looking at me like a starving child and I could practically hear the violins, Sarah McLachlan songs. She seriously looked like that fucking crying cat photoshop meme.

Just a few feet away was her water and dry food bowls that were nearly filled to the brim. If you people even knew a fraction of how thoroughly I spoil my beloved cat you would understand how silly and absurd this dramatic performance of starvation and sadness truly was.

Wait, how do you have the ability to open cans of wet food with microbones? Surely it must be hard to pull that ring up without rigid fingers

 

[Cats]

Hmm yeah. that's a good point. I wonder how I do it?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is it possible to fit more than one cat with microbones into a single Standard Cat? This would be a huge increase in efficiency.

 

[Pissmaster]

What if you hook your microbones up to a tire inflator? Can you make them bigger that way?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The hardest part about living with this disease is finding a tiny x-ray machine.

 

[KingCoomer]

I bonemog you HARD. Might as well give up, incel chud.