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[Quijibo69]

Disney released the tracks to the """nEw ANd iMprOvEd""" Little Mermaid soundtrack which includes a completely new song called Scuttlebutt. It's officially an affront to music. Actually it's an affront to the very concept of sound itself. Lin Manuel Miranda and Awkawafina should be cast out of society.
Here's a clip I ripped off twitter, an especially egregious snippet.

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This song blows Elton John's Can You Feel the Love Tonight out of the water, IT'S PARTY TIME!

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

This is the poster for the Chinese market for The Little Mermaid. They couldn't Photoshop Ariel out of the poster so they made her blue instead.

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I like to think that the Asians who were never exposed to American mutt Niggers will think she's a very bad cgi rather than an (allegedly) real human being.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

This is the poster for the Chinese market for The Little Mermaid. They couldn't Photoshop Ariel out of the poster so they made her blue instead.

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Isn't it sad that this racisms inspired poster is much better than the regular ones? It's moody, not too busy, draws attention to Ariel really well, fanning tail is pretty and you can notice some extra details like Flounder and Sebastian and Eric statue. It's not perfect, like her body looks really manly, but like better than the average poster overall.

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

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Fuck these people. I used to want to hear diverse stories from cultures across the globe, but thanks to these fuckers, I no longer do. I can't even watch stories from my own culture without having ugly, wall-eyed Africans shoved into them. It's now impossible for American companies to make stories from other cultures in good faith without activists screeching about how they're doing it wrong, then screeching about them not doing it at all when they decide to give up. None of this has anything to do with practicing Diversity correctly. It's all about finding a club to bash Whitey over the head with. Which is all activists and foreigners ever want to do.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This is the poster for the Chinese market for The Little Mermaid. They couldn't Photoshop Ariel out of the poster so they made her blue instead.

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This honestly looks like a good entry for the Avatar series of James Cameron decided to take notes. Though, in all seriousness, a blue Ariel in China looks like it could indistinguishable from a member of the Blue Man Group.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

It would be hilarious if Ariel being blue wasn't an artistic choice, but they actually cgi'd her blue in hopes of avoiding the chink banhammer

 

[Kari Kamiya]

If she was legit recolored blue for them, then it shouldn't have made literal pennies at the Chinese box office.

Anyone got screencaps of their reactions like we did for Mulan?

 

[ZMOT]

If she was legit recolored blue for them, then it shouldn't have made literal pennies at the Chinese box office.

Anyone got screencaps of their reactions like we did for Mulan?

pretty sure it was just the poster for some nice bait & switch. which would explain the numbers.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Star Wars hotel is also closing this fall.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/18/disney-worlds-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-to-shutter.html

https://archive.ph/CCbaS

Barely lasted a year and a half

Thank God that shit's over. I'd be really disappointed if what is essentially the Star Wars Renaissance Fair could charge nearly 5 grand for just two people for two nights and somehow remain a profitable venture.

 

[Garbage of Cesspool]

Disney released the tracks to the """nEw ANd iMprOvEd""" Little Mermaid soundtrack which includes a completely new song called Scuttlebutt. It's officially an affront to music. Actually it's an affront to the very concept of sound itself. Lin Manuel Miranda and Awkawafina should be cast out of society.
Here's a clip I ripped off twitter, an especially egregious snippet.

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It's been my understanding that the purpose of new songs for these things is typically for a shot at a "best original song" Oscar.

What is the purpose of this?

 

[ShitLurker]

If she was legit recolored blue for them, then it shouldn't have made literal pennies at the Chinese box office.

Anyone got screencaps of their reactions like we did for Mulan?

Oh, it's already out in chinkland? When is it out in western theaters then? I want to see the sneeding.

 

[The Nothingness]

Oh, it's already out in chinkland? When is it out in western theaters then? I want to see the sneeding.

It will be in US theaters this Friday since Memorial Day weekend tends to be the start of the summer blockbuster season.

 

[Oats12345]

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I thought she was the same heritage as Mona? I remmber it was talked about when the movie was coming out. So are they just going to be casting non attractive black girl like the little mermaid?

Also I liked her in Mona. I fucking hate Disney

 

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[DavidS877]

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I assume they also imediately fired all the women who previously played Ariel in the parks to hire women who better matched the new actress.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

I assume they also imediately fired all the women who previously played Ariel in the parks to hire women who better matched the new actress.

Holy shit you might be on to something... They're race swapping to help fulfill diversity quotas at the parks, aren't they?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Holy shit you might be on to something... They're race swapping to help fulfill diversity quotas at the parks, aren't they?

It's not diversity, it's cause they're a lot cheaper and hell of a lot easier to replace. I mean a white Ariel has to be fit, pale, friendly, well spoken, good with kids, somewhat quick-witted, sweet and has to look somewhat like Ariel. Black Ariel has to be black and not crazy fat. That's it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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She looks like a new Pirates of the Caribbean character. Jack Sparrows sidekick or something like that but not Ariel.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Black Ariel has to be black and not crazy fat. That's it.

you might as well say she needs to be an actual mermaid, finding a non fat black chick is really hard, unless of course they lock her up and starve her first

 

[ShitLurker]

And so the raring wars have begun. On rotten tomatoes a 95% audience score, in metacritic a 2.2 user score.