Harambe died on this day, May 28, in the Year of our Lord 2016

On that day, the skies grew dim. For the light of our Lord became obscured from us by the Desolate One. The child that entered the enclosure was no mere child, but the Antichrist. Harambe could sense this as, though he was not made in God's image as we are, he was soldier of Christ in spirit. It was not Harambe who failed in his task of ridding the world of the spawn of Satan, but us who failed in aiding him due to our inability to see beyond species when it comes to the fight against ultimate evil. "Cincinnati firefighters said the boy was between Harambe's legs when the shot was fired.[9]" He had him in position for our snipers to take the shot, but we took aim at the wrong beast. Now we must reap what we have sown in this foul year of the Antichrist, Current Year +9. For who could hope to defeat him now that he has been allowed to grow stronger with each passing year spent upon this Earth? Until such a capable hero is found, things will only become worse.
 
Well, you all want to know when everything in the world started getting crazy before going to shit?

It all started when they shot that fuckin gorilla.
 
RIP Harambe, you were taking closer care of that kid than his retarded negress mother was.

RIP George Floyd, you were just another generic nigger, addicted to fentanyl, a criminal history of violence towards women, armed robbery and, passing counterfeit $20's. Until one fateful day, you were about to get arrested for only the only about the 22nd time when you decided to swallow the pills you had so you wouldn't catch the additional charge only, you took too much. After it was clear you were going to take the ride for the latest charges you had an adult tantrum, claustrophobia so bad you couldn't handle being in the back of police SUV, (you'd think you'd be used to it at this point in your life) but alas when the officers took pity and let you out you OD'd just like the toxicology report said. Only a nigger with a long criminal history and a history of opiate addiction dying of his own stupidity was too much for the American public to grasp, there had to be a villain, there had to be a martyr and all the shit you've pulled in your life just majestically washed away the minute the niggers and the liberals wanted it too. You became the latest saint of niggerdom, a perfect victim, a poster boy for niggers everywhere who want someone to blame other than themselves for how shitty their lives are. The riots would commence, millions in property damage, lives ruined all across the country probably the worst of all the niggers deciding society had a debt owed to them and shedding all shame for assaults, theft, arson, robbery they would commit in the name of "Saint Floyd". To think, it all started with some retarded nigger passing a fake $20 and taking too many pills.
 
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