Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler - The German Youtube Sensation

I can't believe that nobody brought up his other literary masterpiece, "Hausmädchenstorys" yet. Sure, the other one's bad, but Hausmädchenstorys has twice the amount of bad spelling and grammar and is twice as bad.
I'll take bad self insert medieval porn over what's essentially bad self insert CP any day.

I'd link it, but since I don't want Chris Hansen to have me take a seat so he can talk to me, just google the name and read it in all its glory on pastebin.
 
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Shuckle said:
I can't believe that nobody brought up his other literary masterpiece, "Hausmädchenstorys" yet. Sure, the other one's bad, but Hausmädchenstorys has twice the amount of bad spelling and grammar and is twice as bad.
I'll take bad self insert medieval porn over what's essentially bad self insert CP any day.

I'd link it, but since I don't want Chris Hansen to have me take a seat so he can talk to me, just google the name and read it in all its glory on pastebin.
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He has written a grand number of literary works: http://mussmanwissen.mwzip.com/wiki/Lyrik_und_Prosa_von_Dr._Winkler

BTW there is a CWCki-style wiki about him.
 
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I think he's using his imaginary brother as a excuse why he doesn't have any money, there's a reason why he's also known as "Lügenlord". No haider has ever heard of a real brother, just a fake uncle/cousin who's a lawyer.

Not to be confused with the guy on the right here which he calls "Drachenbruder" but is not related to him.
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Haven't made it through the whole thing but the cringe is real, goddamn.
 
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It seems the energy company cut his power, he uploaded the video from a friend's house. He also stopped showering because he is too much of a wuss to shower with cold water.

Also by the sounds of it he is trying to sell his house, surprsingly no success getting rid of that shit hole in the middle of nowhere.
 
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MBrando's autistic twin said:
It seems the energy company cut his power, he uploaded the video from a friend's house. He also stopped showering because he is too much of a wuss to shower with cold water.

Also by the sounds of it he is trying to sell his house, surprsingly no success getting rid of that shit hole in the middle of nowhere.
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It seems that somebody has actually translated the whole thing (seems way too good for Youtube's automatic system).
Does he actually own the property?
 
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There are more knowledgeable people on this cow here, but afaik he inherited the property.
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Interesting, so he does actually have a measurably higher net worth than most other cows.
An old farmhouse somewhere in rural Bavaria might not be woth millions, but it should easily be worth 50k Euros.
That is, assuming he doesn't have the same amount in debt (his electricity being cut off certainly points in that direction)
 
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It's a moldy neglected shithole which should be condemned. 50k would be a lot of money for it. The house itself is worthless, the property maybe not.

There's some talk about him having 15k of debt (whatsapp message by him) but I doubt it, it's probably more like 1.5k because Rainer is a fucking moron who can't read.

Edit: https://twitter.com/_nicht_jetzt/status/756884719887843328 sent to his fake girlfriend
 
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MBrando's autistic twin said:
What is that account? Dick pics?

https://twitter.com/_nicht_jetzt/status/757272568210522117
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As I said, his newest fake internet girlfriend which he never met. This happend before:
Never met her, known her for two weeks, proposed marriage, got trolled.

Yes that is his dick. It's also not the first time he sent dickpics around.

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Wait, did I understand this correctly? A girl pretends to be his girlfriend just in order to milk him, she doesn't even try to hide it and he doesn't notice AGAIN?
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He isn't all too different from Chris in certain aspects. Bear in mind that he doesn't have power right now and no internet access.
 
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i found this

MBrando's autistic twin said:
It seems the energy company cut his power, he uploaded the video from a friend's house. He also stopped showering because he is too much of a wuss to shower with cold water.

Also by the sounds of it he is trying to sell his house, surprsingly no success getting rid of that shit hole in the middle of nowhere.
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when hes out of power he moves over to his neighburs house. Theres godhearted lady that enables him. She also does his grocerys and some gardenwork.
EDIT: He aso says the power bill is 15 k €
 
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It's a real shame that the language barrier prevents him from taking off like OPL.
He is like a Bavarian version of the classic Chris from 2009.


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He aso says the power bill is 15 k €
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I find this hard to believe.
I doubt the electricity company will wait for him to rack up 15k in debt before turning off his access.
1500 is much more likely.
 
yes i think so aswell that my have been his stupidity and he entered to many 0.
or a begging trick

jail time boyz!!!

Somehow vocaroo links dont work. from the twitter account posted b4
 
:story: Can't believe that he's sharing dick pics with a new fake girlfriend that is openly showing everything on Twitter. Edit: Apparently this is a long going troll who collected a lot of material over months.

Also that old video with the marriage proposal... That girl and the 2 guys should be tarred and feathered for this stunt.
 
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a whole week of no electricity and now this, he really hit rock bottom
Can we get spoiler for this
 
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