Very Important Beezers / "VIBs" - A collection of Chantal/Foodie Beauty’s astonishingly retarded channel members that pay to be disappointed

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Here's a blast from the past. I have not had a chance to try and confirm this whatsoever - work calls and I' surprised I even caught this. This was from the TinyKittens livestream this morning;

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Karate Joe is Dead. Long Live Karate Joe.

You never can escape the clutches of Kiwi Farms. Karate Joe learned this when he got doxed (LINK HERE) because his dox came from his activities in kitten/cat cam youtube channels (names not released, because those poor people don't need you all bothering them, all they know is that Joe was a weird cat man).

It is only fitting that the news of his demise was brought to us last week by said cat chatters. As usual, there's some fuckery because the obit says he died 5/22 but news was leaked to us that previous Monday via cat chat on 5/15. (I am assuming this is a discrepancy between actual death and when it was reported)

Either way the pedo is dead.

There are many links, but I will archive the main funeral home one. DO NOT FUCK UP THIS PAGE FOR THE POOR FUNERAL WORKERS JESUS CHRIST.

Apfel-Ehlert Funeral Home

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The rest is just funeral time/date, burial location. You don't need that. You aren't going to go.


As of this post, this is the only memory.

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I wonder if he offed himself. At 45, it sounds like he had no job and not much of a life. AND! once a pedo always a pedo. Him being gone is doing society a favor.

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I bet he did.
You KNOW the Twitards and Reddifags wouldn't leave the memorial sites alone.
 
You KNOW the Twitards and Reddifags wouldn't leave the memorial sites alone.
And so what if they didn't? I'm not suggesting we should fuck with them, but that piece of shit raped kids at least 5 times and was convicted 4 times over two decades. His family should have stopped him after it was obvious he wasn't going to stop on his own, or at least had the decency to kill themselves. Instead they supported him until the very end. He was living with his brother at the time of his death. Who gives a shit about their feelings?
 
There are some updates to the funeral home's memory book. The news about his death immediately made it over to Twitter, so that went exactly as expected. Two of the three are also sideswipes at Chantal, as if anyone had any doubt what community was getting creative on a funeral home website.

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It's less trashed than I expected. Maybe people got the online trolling out of their system with the Luxury Fartbox / Dingleberry Depot Google listing. Or, more likely, it's because it's a holiday weekend in the US, and the trolls are otherwise occupied.

My thoughts and prayers go to the funeral home employee tasked with maintaining the online memory book. We're told that God never gives us anything that we can't handle, but the hayders do put that saying to the test.
 
I wonder if he offed himself. At 45, it sounds like he had no job and not much of a life. AND! once a pedo always a pedo. Him being gone is doing society a favor.

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Fucking Christ, I'm hoping this isn't a person that actually knew that sick fuck in real life and just a subtle troll. I could give 2 shits that this pedo died, but I hope whatever killed his ass was unbearably painful. Ding dong, the verified chomo is dead.
 
Fucking Christ, I'm hoping this isn't a person that actually knew that sick fuck in real life and just a subtle troll. I could give 2 shits that this pedo died, but I hope whatever killed his ass was unbearably painful. Ding dong, the verified chomo is dead.
Learn to read between the lines, retard. Look at the capitalized letters of that last line.
 
I dunno if he an hero'd himself or not. Guess if he did, some might say (I wouldn't) that kiwifarms has another notch in its belt. Frankly, if I were Karate Joe Wendt, living on disability with mama, whose only claim to fame was to act as volunteer impresario for the most revolting woman on the internet, I'd be thinking there's gotta be more to life in death.

He may have croaked from some illness too. He was a fatty who looked like walking diabetes, one cheeseburger away from a heart attack.

My fondest memory of him will always be when he still had not yet been properly doxed, and people kept insisting he was a 24-year-old gay black man named Antoine. I would keep telling them that young black men don't listen to Glen Campbell songs, but it was like whistling in the wind...

Ole Joe, ridin' out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo... When he was finally exposed, it was almost as if he had been sent from Central Casting. Talk about looking the part.

Adios, sick fuck. You go out barely even a footnote in this most pointless of sagas.
 
Only two updates to the online memory book. None of the existing ones have been removed (yet). The latest ones are from (troll versions of) FFG and Ronald Corbin (Negz-- who, for those that don't read his thread, is obsessed with calling everyone a pedophile).

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