Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Balr0g]

Or to ask for payment. And he only accepts rape consent accident dollars.

Hey now I think even Brick face has standards and I doubt he wants to touch Lukas man boobs or gunt with a 12 foot pole

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Hey now I think even Brick face has standards and I doubt he wants to touch Lukas man boobs or gunt with a 12 foot pole

Maybe when Thwomp’s immune system inevitably 41%’s his eyes. However, Elliot is probably to old for Luke. Remember he likes prepubescent catboys.

 

[glass_houses]

Maybe when Thwomp’s immune system inevitably 41%’s his eyes. However, Elliot is probably to old for Luke. Remember he likes prepubescent catboys.

Word of advice: never underestimate what a NPD will do for money, fame and attention. Liz Dong Gone could easily give Luke all three. I wouldn't be surprised if Luke has offered to do anything, up to, including, and past letting Liz shit in his mouth, just for a single Tweet addressed to him.

 

[grapeshark77]

Bluesky is completely broken, this post wasn't showing for me, but is now, and it is too funny not to share. Bluesky is a complete fucking mess with feeds not completely loading and it's slow as fuck, Kiwifarms over Tor is faster sometimes. You need to stop lying Lucas, the only thing keeping you on Twitter is that you can't pick fights on Bluesky and can only post your "zomg lulz i am such a woman uwu!!1ooneone" bullshit copium.

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Yeah, I am laying low though. Acting like a tranny, following all the tranny things, it's just too funny to be able to track him on Bluesky.

I heard that you can't even post video on Bluesky, is that accurate? What a mess. I do love that Keffals can't be his edgelord self on there, he already got yelled at once (he quietly sulked back to Twitter for a bit after this). I'm kind of amazed that he got an invite over some of the other cows (Lindsay Ellis didn't even get one) although they're inept, so.

I hope everyone who helped pay for his luxury apartment is happy he's bailing early.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I'm kind of amazed that he got an invite over some of the other cows (Lindsay Ellis didn't even get one) although they're inept, so.

People hand money over to the Keffailure monthly and there are a few hundred who watch the live streams so the odds are good one of your terminally online followers has an invite.

And what are the odds management spends the hours of time consuming the public KefFAILuers of the findom VS having seen a trending topic about a poor put upon little girl who dinnt du nutin wrong?

Queen Clara will be told to delete content because of the KefFAILing nature of the content violating TOS. Places of banishment - "I left because it sucked" will be the refrain.

You will not be a valid spokesperson for any positive thing Clara.

 

[Kees H]

I heard that you can't even post video on Bluesky, is that accurate? What a mess.

Yes, that's accurate. It fits with the rest of the platform. Right now I can't even open Lucas his feed, as it is just throwing 500 Server Errors at me. It's random 500 errors everywhere, it's just entirely fucked and unusable.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If he goes to Paris again, I guess there might be more no-go zones than the last visit then Lucas did.

When did Keffals went to Paris the first time? What did I miss?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I'm still astounded his drug dealer hasn't laced his shit. Dude probably doesn't know about him being raided by the Canadian law enforcement. You would think a mentally unsound faggot that thinks he's a woman would be a potential issue. Nothing about Lucas makes me believe he wouldn't roll on his dealer if he got caught with coke/heroin.

Is he still doing the shit in his streams, where he leaves every 15 minutes because of "anxiety"?

 

[Punished Neco]

Is he still doing the shit in his streams, where he leaves every 15 minutes because of "anxiety"?

Strangely that only occurred on the first public stream back (it didn't happen in the Patreon stream the week before). Probably was just trying to fish for sympathy.

When did Keffals went to Paris the first time? What did I miss?

Neo-Vagina's in Paris
I'm not sure as to the actual answer to your question, I don't think Keffals mentioned having been to TC Paris before on stream.

 

[Something Awful]

Hey now I think even Brick face has standards and I doubt he wants to touch Lukas man boobs or gunt with a 12 foot pole

Yes, his standards are “people who won’t mind getting consent accidented because it’s the only action they can get”. He’s living in a polycule with a man who thinks he’s a snake.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I'm still astounded his drug dealer hasn't laced his shit. Dude probably doesn't know about him being raided by the Canadian law enforcement. You would think a mentally unsound faggot that thinks he's a woman would be a potential issue. Nothing about Lucas makes me believe he wouldn't roll on his dealer if he got caught with coke/heroin.

Is he still doing the shit in his streams, where he leaves every 15 minutes because of "anxiety"?

Dealers up here don’t fear getting arrested. Trudeau changed our sentencing and bail laws so everyone gets out with a slap on the wrist even fuckers with first degree premeditated murders chargers.

Since Lucas is probably a regular coomsumer,so any Tyrone slinging blow will happily sell to even a fat hunchbacked troon.

 

[Kees H]

Catboy Ranch merch has apparently been sent out according to Keffals his Bluesky:

Spoiler: Full pictures

This is the average level of shit Lucas posts over there:

Spoiler: Islamic content, his profile pic

 

[Something Awful]

Lucas's atrocious grammar aside, the only reason he isn't as evil as we think is because he's too fucking stupid to be evil. He's not a cackling villain, just a retarded boy with arrested development, gaslit by a sick society into thinking he's a Marxist rebel.

 

[glass_houses]

Lucas's atrocious grammar aside, the only reason he isn't as evil as we think is because he's too fucking stupid to be evil. He's not a cackling villain, just a retarded boy with arrested development, gaslit by a sick society into thinking he's a Marxist rebel.

He ran a server where he allowed- even encouraged- adults to interact with minors in an 'inappropriate' manner. He groomed those same minors into mental illness, then sponsored a website that taught them how to make chemicals that would destroy their physical and mental health, perhaps permanently.

He also tried to fuck a chihuahua.

If he's not a paedophile and a drug dealer, then he's certainly a pimp and a cult leader. And a zoosadist.

He's absolutely evil. The only thing that's stopping him from doing a fuckton more damage than he already has is that he is, as you said, too fucking stupid.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Dealers up here don’t fear getting arrested. Trudeau changed our sentencing and bail laws so everyone gets out with a slap on the wrist even fuckers with first degree premeditated murders chargers.

Since Lucas is probably a regular coomsumer,so any Tyrone slinging blow will happily sell to even a fat hunchbacked troon.

Wow, just as bad as America too. For shame. I thought he was overseas again?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He ran a server where he allowed- even encouraged- adults to interact with minors in an 'inappropriate' manner. He groomed those same minors into mental illness, then sponsored a website that taught them how to make chemicals that would destroy their physical and mental health, perhaps permanently.

He also tried to fuck a chihuahua.

If he's not a paedophile and a drug dealer, then he's certainly a pimp and a cult leader. And a zoosadist.

He's absolutely evil. The only thing that's stopping him from doing a fuckton more damage than he already has is that he is, as you said, too fucking stupid.

Troon Jim Jones complete with the koolaid. Though the bathtub troonshine doesn’t outright kill them it just permanently fucks up their bodies with severe health consequences and most of them join the 41% when they finally realize that sick fucks like Lucas used their mental illnesses to groom them for their perverted pleasure.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He ran a server where he allowed- even encouraged- adults to interact with minors in an 'inappropriate' manner. He groomed those same minors into mental illness, then sponsored a website that taught them how to make chemicals that would destroy their physical and mental health, perhaps permanently.

He also tried to fuck a chihuahua.

If he's not a paedophile and a drug dealer, then he's certainly a pimp and a cult leader. And a zoosadist.

He's absolutely evil. The only thing that's stopping him from doing a fuckton more damage than he already has is that he is, as you said, too fucking stupid.

Let's also not forget about his massive scams, like his GoFundMe or that time when almost immediately after one of his mods died, he set up a 'charity' (power word=grift) for them.

I also don't find myself disagreeing with anything @Something Awful said regarding him being an incompetent retard. I think he's both an evil piece of shit (based on the Discord grooming, grifts, embezzlement and other notable acts), but he's also a dumb ass failure. I would say that because of all the horrid shit he's done, it makes it that much more satisfying to see it backfire and blow up in his face, but that's just me.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Let's also not forget about his massive scams, like his GoFundMe or that time when almost immediately after one of his mods died, he set up a 'charity' (power word=grift) for them.

I also don't find myself disagreeing with anything @Something Awful said regarding him being an incompetent retard. I think he's both an evil piece of shit (based on the Discord grooming, grifts, embezzlement and other notable acts), but he's also a dumb ass failure. I would say that because of all the horrid shit he's done, it makes it that much more satisfying to see it backfire and blow up in his face, but that's just me.

Lucas and all his AGP coomer troon ilk are the definition of stupid evil. Evil but thankfully so retarded that they can’t do their evil shit without normies finding out.

Problem is the elites in c-suite and their political pets like Castro’s Son have decided to protect these degenerate fucks when they get caught doing nasty stuff.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

but he's also a dumb ass failure.

Thankfully for the flow of milk the people in regular contact blow sunshine up the ass-o-clara so Clara thinks they are right in what they do. And people who say 'no' get dumped - Alex and the Hambly faked twitter message shows you go along with the KefFAIL idea or you are out.

And these orbiters are so far cooked life without Clara is something they don't want. By being abusive to others the only people hanging on are fleeceable chumps.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Guys, please.



I put more effort in this than Keffals puts effort in his streams. Or in being consistent with his stories. Or in larping as an female.