🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[sum ting wong]

I'm curious now if Vance would have been given the $20k if he came in second. Sam said that Letty was getting the $20k basically for playing the bad guy and doing so well. Taking the abuse she was given and dishing it out when needed. But what would he have said to Vance in that situation?

No stance Vance didn't play any character, so assuming Josie still came in first and Vance was second, would they send him home with just his fishbucks (of which he didn't have many) or would Sam have had some other reason for why he gets the $20k?

 

[Top Skink]

waiting on someone to use voice AI to make a real proper NV slideshow ending

 

[DankSmoker]

Very satisfying end to this shitshow, it's been real.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm going to dream of that fucking TTS voice.

 

[KingFrampt]

Was there something from MDE that made WIlly Wonka an inside joke? I never watched MDE (probably will now) but it seemed like he was referencing something specific when he did the Wonka bit. They must have told Josie to give him the plushie in the end so it would work. It was entertaining either way, but chat seemed to realize what was going on a minute early, which makes me think Sam Hyde has an inside joke relating to Willy Wonka that I didn't know about. I'm just curious.

There has been a lot of candy and Willy Wonka stuff teased for WP2 from what I've seen, he also did a Willy Wonka speech to Fatty a few minutes before the Josie reveal

 

[ProfDongs]

Was Letty's cheque including the fisbucks? The way Sam worded it made it sound like they rounded up her amount to 20k for her prize.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Oh shit I just rewatched the ending part and Jet brings up Jons Bible and says "I was responsible for that fully and when she said no the first time I said we had to convince her to say yes so that's my L" So the main thing people hated her for and called her a Jewish witch for was entirely staff orchestrated. I had thought before it was Ben's idea and she just went along with it but she actually declined to do it and had to be coached into it by Jet.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Sam thanks viewers, calls fishtank memes kino

Letty's final message to the audience:

 

[Retink Retunk]

It was a wild ride, long live Jason Goldstriker and his harem of piss witches and stimmies.

 

[DankSmoker]

Oh shit I just rewatched the ending part and Jet brings up Jons Bible and says "I was responsible for that fully and when she said no the first time I said we had to convince her to say yes so that's my L" So the main thing people hated her for and called her a Jewish witch for was entirely staff orchestrated. I had thought before it was Ben's idea and she just went along with it but she actually declined to do it and had to be coached into it by Jet.

Ben was used as a proxy, all of Ben's stories? That was Mr. Neptune's childhood trauma relayed through drunk boy.

 

[Targeted Individual]

Spoiler: pic

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Mixed feelings about this whole thing. I watched a lot early on and trailed off once Fatty Chris started taking center stage.

Felt like Fishtank was on the verge of greatness several times but it blew it by being so half-assed. Challenges and expulsions were purely arbitrary. If abusing the contestants is part of the game, fine, but it should be equal instead of wildly disproportionate like it was here. As time went on I felt like Walter Sobchak.

Anyway, congrats to Josie and Letty. At the end I was actually rooting for Letty just because she went through more shit and had some good comebacks sometimes, but since all the points are made up, Sam and crew are just going to satisfy the paypigs. If they can straighten out the bullshit I'll watch next season but I won't get my hopes up.

 

[gildersleeve]

Well I'll be damned. Despite being blueballed and falling for the fake ending before. It's actually over. This was an astoundingly autistic series. Content will be poured over for a few months or so. And I'm sure the aftermath for Letty and Josie will be quite entertaining to watch. I have no idea how they'll capture or improve the magic for s2. I can believe jet when he stated it was 250k to run the show. But goddamn.
Godspeed retards. Thanks for all the laughs, archival and summaries.

 

[idkcumiguess]

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Spoiler: pic

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CHRISTMAS IN THE FISHTANK LETS GOOOOOO

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

i for one, can't believe the laypeople kept falling for the fake outs. the willy wonka bit was a fantastic callback to the fans of particular origins.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

Embed cause youtube prob doesn't play on tor:

 

[a great big cabbage]

I'm not attracted to you and I have to say that because <starts crying> actor you were so good. You knew immediately, like first thing, we needed a villain to make the show interesting. I hate when people overact I can't take it I want to kill them. Anyone can go out and hack scenery with a machete but if you're using a scalpel you have to cut around the good tissue take out the bad and there is a certain performance with playing chicken with the truth. <Turns to Chris> and you too. Jet, <long pause> I'm very proud of you. I'll leave it at that you can fill in the blanks you know what I would say.

I won't transcribe the rest.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Oh shit I just rewatched the ending part and Jet brings up Jons Bible and says "I was responsible for that fully and when she said no the first time I said we had to convince her to say yes so that's my L" So the main thing people hated her for and called her a Jewish witch for was entirely staff orchestrated. I had thought before it was Ben's idea and she just went along with it but she actually declined to do it and had to be coached into it by Jet.

Everyone who dislikes Letty began to dislike her long before the laundry Bible incident lol.

 

[afternoon_tea]

The last few days were really rough, I'm so glad they pulled off such a great ending! Pretty much a happy ending all around and it was nice to see the girls smiling at the end after what they went through in the Cell. It was nice to have a wholesome ending.

Kind of surprised so many people thought Sam actually hated Letty. I think he might have found her annoying at first but I think he was impressed by the way she bounced off him whenever he'd pick on her. They had great comedic chemistry together. I always thought she and Vance were his favorites.

It's been fun kiwis, this was my favorite fishtank hangout by far, thanks to all the paypiggies who shared the wealth and clipped from the archives for us and the people who did daily rundowns!

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

If they fix some things for season 2 I think Jet and Sam have struck gold. They seem to have a good eye for talent which is the hardest part they just need to make sure the contest ideas are fully baked.