The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MugolEx]

I guess it all really is JK Rowling's fault.

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And God's fault too I guess. But I'm pretty sure that was a Bible they never got around to burning.

 

[glass_houses]

That "dug in barn" is absolutely atrocious. It's not real construction, it's play pretend. That's what you build as a kid when you want to make a fort. But, because you have no idea how construction works, you just haphazardly throw stuff together. The forts I made as a kid were better constructed then this.

I guess it's fitting though. All what they were ever doing here was play pretend. So the minimum effort they put into things doesn't surprise me.

They could have laid a solid slab and set up a cheap prefab shed kit on top of it. It's still hard work and it would have been shitty and badly built, but at least it would have lasted a couple years, instead of tarps that were going to start rotting as soon as the sun hit them. You're absolutely right in that it just emphasises how lazy and stupid they were. There's an infinite amount of free blue prints out there, and 'how to build a shed' tutorials on yt.

 

[Oxyjen]

They could have laid a solid slab and set up a cheap prefab shed kit on top of it. It's still hard work and it would have been shitty and badly built, but at least it would have lasted a couple years, instead of tarps that were going to start rotting as soon as the sun hit them.

Right! Im sure the tarps got shredded within weeks because of the wind and the crappy construction. And the first snowfall would have finished the job.

Actual farmers, if they need a cheap shelter that will last a lifetime, buy reclaimed utility poles and sink them into the ground to make a simple pole barn with a tin roof. As long as it’s not in a hollow the bare ground is good enough to shelter animals or store feed.

One comment caught my eye. Bonnie claimed the “hide all the hoarded crap in outbuildings to deceive the buyer / landlord” trick was what Pennie had done when leaving the original tranch, in Livermore?
That absolutely doesn’t surprise me. Why the fuck he then enabled Penny to do the exact same thing again is beyond me. Presumably he thought he’d be in charge.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

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*Scourgify fails*

I guess it all really is JK Rowling's fault.

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Hate to resort to stereotypes (jk), but these books look like they were intentionally chosen to be tossed in such an undignified way. Harry Potter (because of course), a Sports News magazine (troon types seem to be the irritating "I hate sportsball" creatures), and the big one...

And God's fault too I guess. But I'm pretty sure that was a Bible they never got around to burning.
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An "old" New World Translation Bible -- for those not in the know, that is the specific Bible translation/version Jehovah's Witnesses make and use. It's 10+ years old too (the JW religion came out with a new "new" translation and instructed members to discard/destroy old ones). The only way a lot of these were saved was if elderly people left them on shelves/in boxes or more "rebellious" JWs intentionally saved them. Even some of the papers to the right kind of look like JW literature (Watchtower and/or Awake magazine) albeit it's REALLY hard to tell:



While there are some books that look discarded to make a lefty-troon point, a lot of this just screams Goodwill/old people leaving curb junk (a Stephen King tome?, cassette tapes), James Patterson's "Pop Goes the Weasel":

Lynn V. Andrews's "Medicine Woman" 1983 paperback. My head cannon is that the TUR bought a 40+ year old NYT bestselling author's casual book in preparation for their Sioux/Pine Ridge grift:


I'd mark this as another point for the TURs being extreme hoarders (not that we really needed more proof).

 

[glass_houses]

One comment caught my eye. Bonnie claimed the “hide all the hoarded crap in outbuildings to deceive the buyer / landlord” trick was what Pennie had done when leaving the original tranch, in Livermore?
That absolutely doesn’t surprise me. Why the fuck he then enabled Penny to do the exact same thing again is beyond me. Presumably he thought he’d be in charge.

Again, narcissist. Narcissists don't learn. Bonnie thought that since they were both troons, Penny saw them as equals and partners. In truth, Penny saw Bonnie as a disgusting parasite landlord who deserved to be taken for everything he had. In addition, Bonnie kept thinking that he could tell Penny what to do, but didn't realise that this would not only infuriate Penny, but also result in Penny 'punishing' Bonnie by deliberately sabotaging everything he possibly could, no matter how badly Penny himself, or the animals and polycule he supposedly he loved, got hurt in the process.

The Tranch trashfire is what happens when multiple narcissists and assorted other personality disordered individuals with entitlement and control freak issues get together and think that a functioning commune and business happens with a few pep talks and some social media promotion. Something like the Tranch needs a fuckton of very careful planning and strict disipline and a lot of sacrifice to even get off of the ground. Instead they had a half baked idea and a lot of money, and a shitton of drugs and various forms of addictions and compulsions.

The people who screech about 'universal income' and 'capitalist hellscapes' are always the most useless, lazy, entitled consoomers you'll ever ever have the misfortune to meet.

 

[Ghostse]

hard work

You solved the riddle of why the Tranchers didn't do it.

 

[Sperghetti]

I gotta admit, even though I knew these guys were a hot mess and trashed the property, my jaw dropped at some of these pictures. At least Bonnie’s not buying the “no really, it was squatters” line.

I’d be tempted to just douse it all in gasoline and light a match at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

So it sounds like the filming was a total disaster, which makes me want to see the documentary even more... although I bet Ash edited out all the drama like a coward.

If this piece of shit made an honest documentary it would be about disgusting troon perverts mass murdering alpacas while committing an environmental catastrophe that turned their property into a replica of the fucking lunar surface. Fuck this faggot. I hope he has mega-PTSD and kills himself.

Part 1: https://archive.ph/VsvnC
Part 2: https://archive.ph/zUa3T

Holy fucking shit troons are utterly repulsive scum.

The Tranch trashfire is what happens when multiple narcissists and assorted other personality disordered individuals with entitlement and control freak issues get together and think that a functioning commune and business happens with a few pep talks and some social media promotion.

This is just how these filthy animalistic creatures live. There is nothing good about a troon. They are subhuman filth. This is just what they do. They ruin literally everything.

 

[Drama Fan]

Did I miss a major plot point? Why has it taken Bonnie this long to finally get back to the property. Has all that time been spent babysitting Kindness's BPD ass or was there some other reason?

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Big Paul - You ignored my previous messages, and look at you now!
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Paulie, I made you an offer over the internet on a fruit based message board, and you ignored me. I must admit, I am both shocked AND appalled. Now I have driven by the wasteland you call a ranch, and you will be lucky to get 50k for it, you fucking idiot. Alpaca graveyards, a house in shambles, and Dog knows what buried 1 inch under the soil. The offer is getting lower and lower, and when no one else wants your shit heap of a property, you might remember my stupid little post(s). Fucks sake, I think that house might be a total loss, as there are herefore undescribed diseases festering in the nooks and crannies of your little shit shack.

When no one else gives you the time of day, remember ol' Reprobate. Slide into my DM's, you fat idiot, and I will make you an offer you wish you could refuse. If not? I'll see you at the tax auction.

Tick tock, my boy.

Tick.
Tock.

 

[stupid frog]

Penny: hoards literal garbage
Jen: hoards board and card game
Kevin: hoards plastic toys and stuffies


Can someone read the name on this? wtf is it?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

So it sounds like the filming was a total disaster, which makes me want to see the documentary even more... although I bet Ash edited out all the drama like a coward. He really wanted this to be a story about badass troons creating a successful commune against all odds. Based on the doc's descriptions at these film festivals, however, it sounds like Ash didn't have the integrity to tell the truth about what he saw.

You know, I almost hope that "We Are Tenacious" actually gains some traction, because people on social media loves to call out this kind of shit and it would go downhill very fast. I doubt he has PTSD, but I'm sure he's very stressed because deep down, he knows his movie is a huge lie and can essentially only pray at this point that it goes nowhere and he can quietly move onto other projects.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

what possible reason could they have for this thing

try to explain why this is on the property without using "pedo" "grooming" or "faggotry".

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Penny: hoards literal garbage
Jen: hoards board and card game
Kevin: hoards plastic toys and stuffies


Can someone read the name on this? wtf is it?

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Something left over from Philip's military days? Left behind by one of the other ex-military troons? There is a ton of shitty old furniture and cabinets stashed under the porch and in the crawlspaces in the pictures. I wonder if as part of Philip's renovation business, he cleaned out some of the properties first, and just kept what he found. It would explain all the old, shitty furniture, that doesn't seem like the flashy new stuff they'd buy with grift-bucks. And the Bibles and TERF Hitler books. I think Philip is a Hoarders level hoarder, given Paul's story about how he left the first Tranch stuffed full of crap. As I recall, they weren't at the first property that long, and didn't have $100,000 in hoard seed-money, or a revolving cast of fieldhands to leave all their shit behind. He hoards old shit, animal and human pets, tools, everything. How long until Tranch 3 is full and he moves on to a new nest?

 

[clipartfan92]

Can someone read the name on this? wtf is it?
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It says "Strong Families Make a Strong America." I'm starting to wonder if some of this shit is junk that the previous owner left there.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

It says "Strong Families Make a Strong America." I'm starting to wonder if some of this shit is junk that the previous owner left there.

I'd agree, except it's on the top of the pile. Hoarder stratigraphy would place it at the bottom of the pile if it was there when they arrived.

 

[Ghostse]

I wonder if its junk from those properties they were doing shitty drywall work for. That or "donations" for the Injuns.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

It's possibly from a Bush speech, if so they must have found/received it somewhere. Maybe some well meaning neighbour gifted it with the idea of 'trans family'. Or worse, maybe it's from Penny's kids (school) somehow.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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what possible reason could they have for this thing

try to explain why this is on the property without using "pedo" "grooming" or "faggotry".

Likely something for Kevin's (ugh) "Little" larping.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Looks like some random 13 year old boys came on the property after the ladies fled for their safety and wrote some "edgy" shit on the blackboard to upset the squares.