Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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byuu said:
Doesn't Cog understand that breaking into someone's email account is an actual crime?
He could really get fucked over this.
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
Cog is only back from his second honeymoon, paid for by his donators, and has decided the scam is good enough to try a third time. (clip recommended at 2x speed)


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The Mexico vacation apparently has nothing to do with Ralph. Called this the moment the poll went up - Cog gets a free vacation where he doesn't even have to produce content (other than one stream) if it is successful, but the "controversy" is the only way for him to get people to talk about him. This is because he is a very boring man.

He did thank Kinochet at the start of the stream and begrudgingly drank Glenlivet 18 year old whiskey for the chat; "you did pay for it, I can drink one glass." Gives his chat what they deserve and want, a chance to watch someone drink a small glass of their £100/$120 whiskey that they paid for. EDIT: He chased the whiskey with strawberry and lime cider, fucking Ralph levels of uncultured.

Likely will not watch the rest of this replay myself, but here's the link if anyone else wants it.
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Sad to waste 18 year old scotch whiskey on some fucking white trash faggot, i can't believe he "chased" 18 year old scotch whiskey. I've had it once or twice and it's not JW blue or red, but it's still a nice experience.

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What happened to that guy?
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Over on bitchute now, still doing the same sort of content.
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
One highlight - Cog wants to start a Lego channel. He's also an excellent whore, always directing the John:

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Personally I think Cog should play with Legos for the camera, it can't be more boring or autistic than the main show.

The story that has been circulating is that Vickers received the bloody Lisbon shirt, which is now mounted in the family home, some time after Cog did his AIDs video but here we see a plan to exchange it if they visit each other - Dan and Cog invited to Vickers home and vice-versa. (Side note - does Dan still live with Cog now Cog is married?):

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>hey fella

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Someone who knows the diary lore, is this significant?

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Vickers has Cog's address, sent through a package. The poa.st thread post also covered this:

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Post in Fediverse thread was also not able to extract an address from this but I'm kind of retarded and also don't care to know Cog's real address (except in that it might help Ralph call the correct police station).

Blatant LIES from Vickers:

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This lego shit is too funny. Oi Cog, fella, I got a bangin idea for you m8. GET A FUCKING JOB. Mrs. Cog must be so embarrassed. I wonder what she tells people you do.
 
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DoomSayer said:
This lego shit is too funny. Oi Cog, fella, I got a bangin idea for you m8. GET A FUCKING JOB. Mrs. Cog must be so embarrassed. I wonder what she tells people you do.
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The problem with Cog is that he doesn't realize that he SHOULD BE embarrassed of who he is. This is a bloke with ABSOLUTELY ZERO shame in himself. Biggest example was when he did the MTV Cribs tour of his old shithole. MOST people would NEVER show the internet how they shit up a place they lived and be rightly embarrassed of it. He thinks of himself as a living legend/celebrity and anyone who has anything negative to say about him or that shits on his dumb and embarrassing shit is simply... Jealous.

Just like 100% of these other internet "celebs" in the sektur. COMPLETE mental illness.
 
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DoomSayer said:
This lego shit is too funny. Oi Cog, fella, I got a bangin idea for you m8. GET A FUCKING JOB. Mrs. Cog must be so embarrassed. I wonder what she tells people you do.
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To be fair I'd rather get paid by Metokur Fembot to play with Legos than face the alternative - entering the work force for the first time at age 40 with next to no experience or qualifications. Stacking shelves in a store doesn't sound as appealing as this:

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I'm ashamed that my first learning about Cog was falling for one of his bullshit lies.

Nobody would ever know if I didn't say anything, but I must atone nonetheless.
 
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To be fair I'd rather get paid by Metokur Fembot to play with Legos than face the alternative - entering the work force for the first time at age 40 with next to no experience or qualifications. Stacking shelves in a store doesn't sound as appealing as this:

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His last job was working at a gas station. Which he apparently quit and went back on the dole after going head first over his bicycle and supposedly breaking his arm. He probably looked at that broken arm like a godsend.
 
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Over two months with no posts, almost on Page 3 of the Gunt subforum, confirming he's the most boring man in the Sektur, from the top on down (and that includes everyone).

It is the one year anniversary of Cog and Dan traveling to Portugal to beat up on the Ralphamale.

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The GuntHunter1 account on Twitter has been taken over by Cog, by the way (he sometimes admits it is Cog, sometimes pretends it is still Dan). Warski wanted to fight Godwinson who wanted to fight Feaser. The anniversary of the previous fight (i.e. Cog getting Gunt-pounded while Dan comes out of the sidehatch) had Cog also try to arrange fights with everyone's favorite stuttering retard.

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"Oh god I just miss all those faggots who got caught simping for Mommy Claire. Can't they just be let back in the clubhouse so we can all salivate over some methed out degen like the old days.'

This shit right here is why I hardly come here anymore.
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
Over two months with no posts, almost on Page 3 of the Gunt subforum, confirming he's the most boring man in the Sektur, from the top on down (and that includes everyone).

It is the one year anniversary of Cog and Dan traveling to Portugal to beat up on the Ralphamale.

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The GuntHunter1 account on Twitter has been taken over by Cog, by the way (he sometimes admits it is Cog, sometimes pretends it is still Dan). Warski wanted to fight Godwinson who wanted to fight Feaser. The anniversary of the previous fight (i.e. Cog getting Gunt-pounded while Dan comes out of the sidehatch) had Cog also try to arrange fights with everyone's favorite stuttering retard.

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I really cannot figure out how Cog makes as much money as he does. Every time I see a screenshot or clip he has $50...$200...Or more sometimes. Is he using some sketchy service that he can just lie about?
 
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I really cannot figure out how Cog makes as much money as he does. Every time I see a screenshot or clip he has $50...$200...Or more sometimes. Is he using some sketchy service that he can just lie about?
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It's all bored people with professional jobs that need background noise that can give them a momentary bit of entertainment when they need it but is just as easily filtered away & ignored. They'll send him money in thanks. Metokur Fembot is a large donator as are the two Ralph father-in-laws, Mister Bacon, SoCal Chris, Erik Duchamp, other boomers (literally. Watch a show for his donos, it's all older people). All goes through DonationAlerts but probably legit. Man has more vacations than most middle class families, he's definitely getting money pumped from somewhere.
 
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Cog has been sperging out for 2 hours straight, it seems - about truth and factually accurate honesty in sektur commentary shows. This has manifested as yell-begging that Warski should fight him - Cog will pay to travel to Canada, give Warski all the proceeds from the show, just pleeeeease give him the attention. He is yelling at his alogs to relay messages to Warski who have obliged his requests, putting the following clip for all to see (thanks to doomedobserver on Twitter).


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Also Cog is not poor.

EDIT: He has called out Gator, called him a retard who defended a sex pervert. He thinks Warski AIM-AIM-AIMed because Canada solves all their problems with guns (?). He has a wife! He has a house! He is top of this sektur! Why is he the only honest person who wants entertainment, why is everyone else so retarded? I AM A STREAMER DR HAN!
 
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Mackiavelli (@Mackiavelli13) went live with Cog in order to talk about allegations from the poa.st leaks about Mack apparently doing some daddy-little girl roleplay. I'd never heard he was accused of this. Cog being Cog, he grows bored with other people's problems and starts a beef with Warski who was trying to bait him and Dan into coming to Canada so they could be arrested (inviting him without explicitly doing so). This all occurred at 02:30 in the morning for Cog.

I've not watched it all but for some reason he decided to take it down. I'm reuploading it now. From what I have seen, Cog may have secured his fight - I'll update this post as I catch up.

(if video doesn't appear it is still uploading/processing)

EDIT: Apparently the video might have Mackiavelli13's penis in it, which is why it was taken down.

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NSFW@ Original Tweet is uncensored, I added Mack's old avatar to cover his dignity. Obviously the livestream reupload will also have Mack's uncensored strawberry head splayed for all and sundry to see.

Also looks like Cog has the video back on his channel (likely without the penis)

 
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