Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Smutley]

I'm pretty sure that's not Wu voicing Holiday because she sounds like a chain smoking tranny. She most likely paid a small sum to the original voice actor to do a half hearted single take in 10 minutes.

That trailer is great because her spinny backgrounds are as choppy and low frame rate as her game when she played it on twitch. That's impressive.

 

[Ruin]

Those effects are so hilariously overdone. Combined with 4k textures there's no way this sucker gets higher than 15 fps.

 

[Cubanodun]

REVOLUTION 60 DELAYED UNTIL NVIDIA RELEASE EXCLUSIVE DRIVERS

 

[Rou]

REVOLUTION 60 DELAYED UNTIL NVIDIA RELEASE EXCLUSIVE DRIVERS

Revolution 60 cancelled due to lack of a card that is dedicated to the sole purpose of playing Revolution 60.

 

[Superfly Johnson]

Revolution 60 cancelled due to lack of a card that is dedicated to the sole purpose of playing Revolution 60.

Then Kotaku et al. run a spate of stories about how AMD and Nvidia are sexist and trying to drive female devs out of the business.

 

[Beholder]

The entire PCI-E specification is sexist. A male video card connector being forcefully inserted into a female motherboard slot?

Rape culture is real.

 

[Count groudon]

I hate how all her main characters are total shitheads to eachother for no logical reason, and can barely work together professionally because of it. Wu is one of those people that unfortunately thinks making a strong female character is making them into a catty bitch that talks back to everyone and can't keep their fucking mouths shut when somebody says something, no matter how inoffensive it may have been. Also shitty memes and one-liners bad enough that they sound like a foreigner trying to parrot something they heard on TV to sound cooler. Wu's gotta shove her unfunny middle-aged white guy humor in there too.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

I like how Wu posted the Final Cut Pro screenshot on Twitter to get asspats, "It's such a complicated work of art. Praise me for being able to use editing software", but then now that this turd of a trailer has been dropped there is not a single mention of it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wu is one of those people that unfortunately thinks making a strong female character is making them into a catty bitch that talks back to everyone and can't keep their fucking mouths shut when somebody says something

I blame Joss Whedon for this trend. "Whedonesque banter" is grating enough from the man himself, and infinitely more so from his legions of untalented imitators.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

So remember this conversation?

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It's made a comeback recently when a new person responded, and gives us a look into what Wu thinks of anyone she's ever blocked.

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Remember, if you dare to point out Wu's numerous and various mistakes, you're a sexist racist. Apparently.

Because those roles are iconic in the extreme while Xena is generally remembered as a kinda crap at best action show? I mean, Carrie Fischer is still Leia.

 

[soliloquyR]

REV60 UPDATE

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Time to update the timeline.

"It took me three days to work on this!" What about the past fucking months, John?
"Well deserved vacation" That's every day of your life, John. Doing jack shit and burning your money daddy's cash on expensive vidya shit that you don't use.

It's also nice to see that John knows his gamedev "career' is RIP fucked once Rev60 bombs and is trying to jump ship to journalism.
Too bad he'll fall and sink into the ocean of obscurity there, too, just like he did in gaming.

The most complicated 1 minute 11 seconds of her career was uploaded to vimeo 5 hours ago, audio cracking and all.

At least Mass Effect used bright lights and lens flare when it was appropriate!
This animation is worse than what you'd see from a High Schooler's Blender project!
Nice job giving away the story, dumbass.
And the thing to top off this shit cake: the visible LAG. John has fucked the game up so bad that not even his over-expensive PC can run it without lag.
This trailer is worse than any of Mighty No 9's!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I hate how all her main characters are total shitheads to eachother for no logical reason, and can barely work together professionally because of it. Wu is one of those people that unfortunately thinks making a strong female character is making them into a catty bitch that talks back to everyone and can't keep their fucking mouths shut when somebody says something, no matter how inoffensive it may have been. Also shitty memes and one-liners bad enough that they sound like a foreigner trying to parrot something they heard on TV to sound cooler. Wu's gotta shove her unfunny middle-aged white guy humor in there too.

The very beginning has a moment where people talk about that redhaired bimbos injuries and how it fucked up her personality, Scrotumhead goes "What am I gonna tell her fiancee?" and stewardess bimbo (the one with the hat and backpack) answers "Maybe he's not that much into personalities?".

Yeah, when the protagonists don't give a shit about the survival of their comrades, why should I give a shit as a player? And it gets even worse, the snooty high-school bitching coming from the protagonists at every turn is so fucking annoying.
This entire game is a fucking mess. It tries to be lighthearted and funny 60s pulp on one hand and super-serious on the other. It just clashes and in the end, it doesn't work in the slightest. "Witty banter" (or what Wu thinks is witty banter) and silly clichées just don't add up with the serious tone it goes in other passages. NOLF did an infinitely better job - but then again, it just picked one idea (that of making a 60s spy comedy game) and stuck with it.

I blame Joss Whedon for this trend. "Whedonesque banter" is grating enough from the man himself, and infinitely more so from his legions of untalented imitators.

It's basically the "Tarantino-ing" of today, only it's less about monologues and more about "LOL CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME DIALOGUE!". When there's a dialogue in a movie that only serves the purpose of the script writer to masturbate all over the movie for a couple of minutes, it gets really annoying.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't see the connection between "Hilary as president" and "love". Both presidential candidates suck ass, and I'm sick of being told to vote for "the lesser of two evils".

 

[Smutley]

I don't see the connection between "Hilary as president" and "love". Both presidential candidates suck ass, and I'm sick of being told to vote for "the lesser of two evils".


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"I'll have to work my ass off"

The biggest lie Wu has ever told.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

"I'll have to work my ass off"

The biggest lie Wu has ever told.

You know... outside of his entire fucking biography.

 

[vertexwindi]

Pretending to be an all natural woman is certainly up there amongst the biggest lies.

 

[Quasar]

Wu is one of those people that unfortunately thinks making a strong female character is making them into a catty bitch that talks back to everyone and can't keep their fucking mouths shut when somebody says something, no matter how inoffensive it may have been

It's not just in her writing, unfortunately. The exact same snarky, condescending attitude is present in every single tweet she sends out, and in every panel that she's on. It's just the way Wu, and by extension her various Mary Sues, thinks that it is appropriate to speak to people.

... and she wonders why people find her unlikable.

 

[Elbe]

"I'll have to piss away even more time on Twitter, and so will you."

 

[CervixHammer]

if love triumphs over hate, then why is Gamergate still harassing Brianna Wu so hard she can't release Rev60?

checkmate, Jedi.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's not just in her writing, unfortunately. The exact same snarky, condescending attitude is present in every single tweet she sends out, and in every panel that she's on.

But that is all her writing. After all, "Brianna Wu" is just another fictional character created by John Flynt.