Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 49 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 111 35.5%

  • Total voters
    313
Rekieta isn't streaming again. Is he already on his vacation?
Maybe rehab. His Friday stream was pretty embarrassing.

This is not healthy for a business. No wonder he is stagnating. He has stopped promoting his own show.
Excuse me. Are you a Social Media expert?

Does anyone else get Robin Williams vibes from Nose? Having so much fun ans always laughing while breaking down behind the scenes? I am almost tempted to feel bad, but I am an overly sympathetic person.
Oh god I hope so.
 
I thought there was unconfirmed speculation here that Ty was suffering from some new health problems based on his disappearance from Nick's channel, some no-shows and his last minute cancelation for their annual Christmas Eve stream tradition.

I guess it's hard to parse what might be health and what might be lying low after the final Vic appeal verdict.
To be fair, I'd be suffering from new health problems too if I had spent that much time in close proximity with Nick. Maybe deep down Ty realizes the shyster Nick is and has a bit of shame for not doing what he was supposed to do for the Vic case.
 
one of the segments she did when she was steaming was a send up of unbreaded, called unsalted.
Unsalted was so much better than unbreaded mainly because there was variety. Getting material from all over the place to shit on was a great idea. Unbreaded just got stale almost immediately. I get it, he's the nigger guy, he wants everybody else dead. Back in the day Nick had the good sense to put a stop to the song parodies his fans kept sending because it was mildly funny the first time, unlike balls or no balls which was just dumb right away. But leave it to him to drive jokes into the ground, still not be satisfied, and excavate sub basement after sub basement.
 
Does anyone else get Robin Williams vibes from Nose? Having so much fun ans always laughing while breaking down behind the scenes? I am almost tempted to feel bad, but I am an overly sympathetic person.

Robin Williams grew up rich and was raised religious but in childhood was seen as extremely hard-working and talented. He went from high school into the Juilliard school in New York. Even there, he was considered an exceptional talent. But because of the time (the 1970s), he took all those skills into stand-up comedy and started using enormous amounts of cocaine.

Early on, he devoted everything he had to fame, material success and personal hedonism. He reached the top but found it totally empty and struggled to find any meaning in it.

He gave up the cocaine eventually, but he had alcohol problems for the rest of his life.

There are similarities to Nick in terms of coming from a degree of affluence, falling into substance abuse and struggling to find any meaning in a life of materialist excess. Of developing an act where they share too much personal information with the world. The difference would be that while Robin Williams was a hard working overacheiver, Nick is just lazy.
 
Only instead of taking it in the mouth Rackets likes it directed up his ass. Deep in his ass. From large, black she male cocks. Two at a time. Double anal.

There's a book by Larry Kramer called Faggots. Kramer is a faggot himself who grew disillusioned with the amoral sexual behaviour that his community was engaging in, so he wrote a novel to try and address it.

There's an act that Kramer describes in the book that's so mind boggling that I couldn't believe it was real. He describes men in gay clubs getting up on the sling and being double fisted. Taking the clenched fists of two men in the ass at the same time. It was so incomprehensible to me. I struggle to squeeze out a large turd -- the idea of taking a single fist seems utterly impossible to me.

And yet here we are...

Rekieta might be 'faithful' to Lady Rackets in the sense that he's not having heterosexual sex with any other women. But I wouldn't be even slightly surprised if it was revealed that when they go to the gay clubs, he's up in that sling taking a double fisting from all and sundry.

Oh and Locals: are there any skanks in the audience willing to let a recent widower throw a pity fuck into you? Sure, I've got the stink of the graveyard on me still, but that'll wash right off...

AGAIN! With the over-sharing!



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I haven't had sex since my wife died in September. I think it's my standards moving as I lose more weight and get more muscle.
 
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No show since Sunday night Twitch film stream. I think that he has to stream every day this week to make up his contract. (I can't bother to remember what promises he breaks to his fans AND track his contract)

No YT community post (latest was 6 months ago), no tweet, and no LOCALS post. Nick used tobat least give 1 hour notice and pretend to apologise profusely while blaming 'these damn kids' or another reason. Haven't changed, my arse.
I recall what people here had guessed was that his contract probably specifies he has to do a minimum of 12 streams a month (3 streams a week * 4 weeks). He's at 16 for May, so he probably doesn't have to do anymore. Then with June being a new month he could put those streams off.

There were posts here saying he would do a Locals stream during his vacation though, but instead he's gone dark.

This is not healthy for a business. No wonder he is stagnating. He has stopped promoting his own show.
My advice to Nick is he should probably wait to see if his lawsuit goes to discovery and whether he has to pay even more on legal fees before totally giving up on his channel.
 
Edit: I do not have the taken down video by Elissa (Fucking Saddle Tramp I am), if anyone has access to that video or can contact Elissa* and get her to send the comments to me, that would be great, and it isn't Nick's content...
The one about Nick slobbering over Mandy K like no happily married man should?
 
That broken dick pic was rough, I still don't understand how he couldn't get that fixed, looked like something he needed surgery on at the ER as it was an open wound, but were discussing using super glue to fix it. Honestly it would be ok to me if Claire wanted to grift some money to fix her husband's dick, that was close to a war wound.
Yeah it almost looked like one of those rotting frankendicks from pooner memes.
No show since Sunday night Twitch film stream. I think that he has to stream every day this week to make up his contract. (I can't bother to remember what promises he breaks to his fans AND track his contract)

No YT community post (latest was 6 months ago), no tweet, and no LOCALS post. Nick used tobat least give 1 hour notice and pretend to apologise profusely while blaming 'these damn kids' or another reason. Haven't changed, my arse.

Nick seems to have retreated entirely from YT, (no shorts or posts there where he used to be active, and no memberships--though he will read superchats. Where is Mr. #2 superchat earner?), Twitter (he barely posts except in reply to bosom coom.l buddies' posts. He used to have entertaining arguments, sperg fights, and used to announce the show or a cancelation with regularity), and now even from LOCALS. You have to watch the show AND the 24 hour chat to have a inkling of what he is doing.

This is not healthy for a business. No wonder he is stagnating. He has stopped promoting his own show.

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Does anyone else get Robin Williams vibes from Nose? Having so much fun ans always laughing while breaking down behind the scenes? I am almost tempted to feel bad, but I am an overly sympathetic person.
I'd say he isn't even hiding it because he spends a good chunk of every show whining about his life and the chat in his queerest cuck voice even when he claims he's trying to have fun. Everyone can see he's falling apart at the seams from all the self-inflicted bottle dickings, booze, and molly (which he only totally took a couple of times, he swears!) which is probably why he hides out in the balldo bunker as much as he can afford to in spite of his contractual obligations.
 
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Tons of embarrassing stuff about his wife Nick: "... crickets ..."
One short video about Mandy Nick: "TAKE THAT DOWN YOU MONSTER"

There you are Kayla that's where you stand.
It's ok. Kayla is so hopped up on goofballs, she won't remember tomorrow ... well, she won't remember anything tomorrow.

For that matter, Nick's memory seems to also be going down the memory hole.
 
Tons of embarrassing stuff about his wife Nick: "... crickets ..."
One short video about Mandy Nick: "TAKE THAT DOWN YOU MONSTER"

Mandy was fine with Nick creeping on her in that friday stream and saying how interested his wife was in doing Mandy. Gay sex with other people being part of how Nick & our wife "celebrate" their monogamy.

But then Nick's creeping on her gets clipped and put up. Then Mandy goes running to Nick to get it taken down. She doesn't care about the original stream and neither does Nick. The original stream is still up. But that clip has to come down.

All Dumb.
 
Here's the public explanation from a post she made in Discord. Seems to track, but more mockery here.

Already been re-upped by another channel

I wish she'd share the actual dm from Nick. Im curious if he gave any indication as to why he wanted it taken down, or just point-blank told her to take it down.
 
People who have more open relationships/understandings often have rules to keep up the pretense of order/control/respect within the relationship. Possible that Nick broke a rule when he talked about Mandy publicly in that way and is (or will be) paying for it.

Kind of funny how Elissa's clip needed to be taken down because it hadn't been edited, implying that there was no misunderstanding as to the content. As a YT commenter said:

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Also funny that Nick went dark after this Mandy_K thing, considering around this same time last year Nick had his most trying time and it also coincided with openly talking about Mandy in a sexual way.

 
Kind of funny how Elissa's clip needed to be taken down because it hadn't been edited
She keeps saying it hadn't be edited, but there clearly seems to be an edit 23 seconds into the clip. Then there is another obvious edit at 2:17.
I would think timeskips within the content would normally be considered editing. By my looking at it, the longest continuous content in the clip is about 114 seconds.

(And for reference, I did this analysis on the Nova re-up of the clip).
 
She keeps saying it hadn't be edited, but there clearly seems to be an edit 23 seconds into the clip. Then there is another obvious edit at 2:17.
I would think timeskips within the content would normally be considered editing. By my looking at it, the longest continuous content in the clip is about 114 seconds.

(And for reference, I did this analysis on the Nova re-up of the clip).
I think Elissa is just making an excuse. She bent the knee way too quickly based on what she's saying. I don't think she's Noseguarding so much as she's protecting the wahmens. It's a little disappointing and as some have pointed out leaves a lot of opening for someone to swoop in and usurp her position as the main Rekieta Clipper if she starts hiding or refusing to clip various content due to personal qualms with doing so. As I said before the best move would have been to make him DMCA/strike it and then she could remove it but use the fact that he took action on her to Streisand herself into multiplying her viewerbase. I think she's smart enough to realize that, so there's probably an alternative motive at play.
 
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