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"I love this man with all my heart he."
Does she use speech-to-text?
Does she use speech-to-text?
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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It’s the call of the southern woman, native to hick country. Kristi knows these bitches laughed at her last string of failed relationships so she’s signaling to the world that she done got herself a man. A lot of southern women judge their own worth (and are judged by others) on their ability to “keep a man”. Kristi has elevated her status and she’s doin’ a peacock strut to let everyone know.
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Oh no. Please don't tell me she made another post calling him ugly. Is this a repost of the same one previously oris this a fresh insult? Normally I'd look but Tor is not making that possible
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Same one, I was just confused when I looked closer - as is pretty much my experience with every other subject in this thread.
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That header illustration looks nothing like him.
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Fucking freak should have no access to the internet at ALL
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While I don't disagree, it would be difficult to make that a term of his release afaik because his crime wasn't internet related.
Also I'd like to ask for a moment of thought for @Vi0l3t who unfortunately won't be with us in this thread during Tor time. We (I, for sure) miss you posting here.
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I'll accept him using the Internet as long as his Facebook account gets banned each time he sends a dick pic.
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I miss @Vi0l3t and cannot hope to fill their shoes. I don't have access to much Sammieverse content, but Dalton's Facebook is public (or at least some posts are). There's no new info here (including the info I was hoping I'd see: that Aidean had been removed, which sadly doesn't seem to have happened). There's stuff to enjoy, though, so here's a Dalton Dump.
Editor's note: some of this may have already been posted before the recent site troubles. If I wasn't sure, I went ahead and included it, just for the sake of completeness. I did not take a screenshot of every dumb thing Dalton shared on Facebook, because some of it is pretty random and pointless.
Autism shoutout!
I did not check all of Dalton's Facebook profiles. Why, you ask? Well . . .
I hope this helps to fill the Dalton-shaped hole in your heart, at least a little. I'm combing through some of Kim's Facebook profiles right now and will see if I find anything worth sharing.
Editor's note: some of this may have already been posted before the recent site troubles. If I wasn't sure, I went ahead and included it, just for the sake of completeness. I did not take a screenshot of every dumb thing Dalton shared on Facebook, because some of it is pretty random and pointless.
Some gross and unseasoned food:
Full picture, with nasty comforter:
There was never any followup to this:
No homo:
Full picture, with nasty comforter:
There was never any followup to this:
No homo:
Dalton discovers a Facebook quiz app-thingie, the kind we've often seen in the Sammieverse. This one is called "OMG." This isn't all of what he posted; it's just the ones with some potential humor/horror value.
How about NO:
Watching from heaven, because everyone they know is apparently dead. Also, that's quite a filtered lewk:
Seems accurate:
In your dreams:
This gave me major icks:
More for the gorilla/monkey/ape/etc. collection:
How about NO:
Watching from heaven, because everyone they know is apparently dead. Also, that's quite a filtered lewk:
Seems accurate:
In your dreams:
This gave me major icks:
More for the gorilla/monkey/ape/etc. collection:
"not eaten anything but a buger"
Gamer Boi Dalton:
Think this was already posted, but, in case you didn't know, you can reach Dalton at (501) 504-3399:
Gamer Boi Dalton:
Think this was already posted, but, in case you didn't know, you can reach Dalton at (501) 504-3399:
Autism shoutout!
Video of a woman humping the mattress while this guy times her. Can Dalton last a full minute, though? Seems aspirational.
Woman makes a bra out of two thongs.
Woman twerks while in labor.
Woman makes a bra out of two thongs.
Woman twerks while in labor.
Except it's not really an update. There was never any follow-up to this, so I assume nothing came of it-- just like all the other times Kim announced she was about to have surgery.
"Price is neglectable." There's a reference to a landlord, so I don't know what that's about. Maybe it's Kim's dad, before they had the falling-out? I remember he has a junkyard.
Once again, you can reach Dalton at (501) 504-3399. Also, he and Kim can't feed themselves or the kid.
The replies to that:
Once again, you can reach Dalton at (501) 504-3399. Also, he and Kim can't feed themselves or the kid.
The replies to that:
I did not check all of Dalton's Facebook profiles. Why, you ask? Well . . .
I hope this helps to fill the Dalton-shaped hole in your heart, at least a little. I'm combing through some of Kim's Facebook profiles right now and will see if I find anything worth sharing.
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Damn that's a great update, thanks. i love the autism infographic that's colored like a political spectrum chart
dalton asking for people's gamertags and then trying to sell his ps4 is like one of those poignant one-sentence short stories. i also love all his careers, homie's the whole village people in one guy, except indian chief, though i'm sure he's proud 1/64 cherokee or whatever.
dalton asking for people's gamertags and then trying to sell his ps4 is like one of those poignant one-sentence short stories. i also love all his careers, homie's the whole village people in one guy, except indian chief, though i'm sure he's proud 1/64 cherokee or whatever.
Bro I'm ulgy af
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@often puzzled great update.
I will give Dalton the tiniest shred of credit. When I saw him asking for gamertag and food at the same time I was thinking "sell the PS retard". Then I see him offering it up. I KNOW he would only do it because HE is hungry. Fuck them kids and that lady, I need food. But at least Aiden will eat another day as a byproduct of it's sale. That's really top level expectation from him and he lived up to it... You know, this one time.
I will give Dalton the tiniest shred of credit. When I saw him asking for gamertag and food at the same time I was thinking "sell the PS retard". Then I see him offering it up. I KNOW he would only do it because HE is hungry. Fuck them kids and that lady, I need food. But at least Aiden will eat another day as a byproduct of it's sale. That's really top level expectation from him and he lived up to it... You know, this one time.
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How can he not spell "ugly" correctly? It only has four letters!
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Come on my friend, these people cannot be arsed to type the word “and”. You think any four letter word other than “fuck”, “shit”, “piss”, “cock” and/or “dick” are in their wheel houses?
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I just checked with the Sammieverse. They are a little upset that you forgot "hore" and "bich" on your list of 4 letter words. They just want fair representation of their favorite language.
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Small and not very interesting Kim updates, via Facebook. She's apparently mostly updating via TikTok (which I don't have) or has tightened up her Facebook privacy settings. There's not much to see. Some of this has been posted before. I did include some greatest hits that I saw when I was checking to see if any of her old profiles had been updated. Golden oldies, if you will.
As I said, it's a scanty update, but all the slow-moving threads of the current moment make me sad, so I'm trying to help out. There's at least one image that hasn't uploaded, and the site is giving me some trouble. Here's hoping for the best when I try to post this . . .
There were a bunch of photos from this "shoot," all just very slightly different. I didn't include them all, because it was literally just Aidean wiggling into slightly different positions, as small children are wont to do.
I think this was posted, but it's just so Essence of Kim (TM) that I couldn't resist including it again.
I think this was posted, but it's just so Essence of Kim (TM) that I couldn't resist including it again.
The bow on the plastic baggie is chef's kiss. 10/10 presentation.
This is a still from a video. I didn't attempt to download this. There are a couple of other kids in it, and I guess I just didn't want to.
For once, it's a video of Aidean doing normal kid things: he's got a friend (?) who's playing with a big truck, and Aidean has that toy gun. They're playing together in the typical little kid way and being noisy. I can't really understand anything either of them is saying. Wherever they are, it's noisy and not super-clean, which is probably no surprise.
For once, it's a video of Aidean doing normal kid things: he's got a friend (?) who's playing with a big truck, and Aidean has that toy gun. They're playing together in the typical little kid way and being noisy. I can't really understand anything either of them is saying. Wherever they are, it's noisy and not super-clean, which is probably no surprise.
Going really well!
Profile picture with mom:
A shared update from Dalton. Did I mention that you can call him at (501) 504-3399?
She's in a relationship with this lipstick-wearing chick (I know it's Dalton, but he looks just real purty in that one):
Comments for the "in a relationship with" post. John asks who the hell that is, and Preanna reminds Kim of their shared birthday:
A shared update from Dalton. Did I mention that you can call him at (501) 504-3399?
She's in a relationship with this lipstick-wearing chick (I know it's Dalton, but he looks just real purty in that one):
Comments for the "in a relationship with" post. John asks who the hell that is, and Preanna reminds Kim of their shared birthday:
This one always makes me howl:
Who needs a neck?
And my favorite:
Seriously, this is a work of art. It should be screened on velvet and hung in the Louvre:
It is ART.
Who needs a neck?
And my favorite:
Seriously, this is a work of art. It should be screened on velvet and hung in the Louvre:
It is ART.
These are just the profiles under this first and last name combo. There's at least one person-- a physical therapist-- who shares Kim's name, and her stuff was mixed in with Kim's (hence the broken-up images). The similarities appear to end with them sharing a name, since the physical therapist is employed and appears quite normal and clean. There's also a Kim with a similarly-spelled last name who also has a ton of illiterate Facebook profiles. At first, I thought she was Kim, just with the last name misspelled (which, I must note, would not be a first in the Sammiverse; it's happened before in this thread). However, she turns out to be a California-based woman with a bunch of profiles and few spelling skills.
As I said, it's a scanty update, but all the slow-moving threads of the current moment make me sad, so I'm trying to help out. There's at least one image that hasn't uploaded, and the site is giving me some trouble. Here's hoping for the best when I try to post this . . .
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"colclasure" always struck me as one of those hillbilly-ass last names where you can find like 7 different spellings of it in the same county.
"well now, the coleclasurs don't talk to the coclassers, they've been enemies for eighty years back..."
"well now, the coleclasurs don't talk to the coclassers, they've been enemies for eighty years back..."
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How can anyone look at her sped arts and crafts and still think she should have parental responsibility for a young boy with multiple physical and mental health needs? I’m too depressed to even laugh at the hairbow on the cremains.
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Christ, that's bleak.
#freeAidean
#freeAidean
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My desktop is currently the place screenshots go to die, but I have an update that covers the happy family's Memorial Day activities. It's brief, but brief is probably better than getting so behind again.
Dalton announced on Facebook that he, Kim, and Tonia are going to the lake for the weekend:
Have we seen Tonia before? This is her Facebook profile:
She shares reels. Constantly. And with full public settings. I'm going to mine her Facebook page, but it doesn't look like there's going to be anything interesting there.
Aidean with a fish. Dalton isn't his "daddy," Kim:
Kim looking especially gormless:
And that's all for now, unfortunately.
Dalton announced on Facebook that he, Kim, and Tonia are going to the lake for the weekend:
Have we seen Tonia before? This is her Facebook profile:
She shares reels. Constantly. And with full public settings. I'm going to mine her Facebook page, but it doesn't look like there's going to be anything interesting there.
Aidean with a fish. Dalton isn't his "daddy," Kim:
Kim looking especially gormless:
And that's all for now, unfortunately.