Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Illuminati Order Official]

He later admitted that he was a registered sex offender because of a "misunderstanding" with a former co-worker.

So an accident. A consent accident.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

This one sounds painful.

Bouncing her titties leads to dysphoria, but actually getting fucked does not?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Wasn't it Jonathon (India) Willyboy, who even offered to show it on live TV.

ex-fucking-cuse me what?

Oh boy I guess I gotta read the insanity of yet another troon. Thanks, friend.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This one sounds painful.

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Bouncing her titties leads to dysphoria, but actually getting fucked does not?

Absolute bpd train wreck seeks attention in the most feminine manner. So much dysphoria lol, hey guys I’m a virgin and my titties bounce but I’m a virgin hehe tell me about sex and I’ll tell you how my bouncing titties disgust me. What a fucking retard.

 

[Silly Milly]

No one ever "threw themslves at the feet" of a job intreviewee, especially if the interviewee is "one of the boys".

And if the troon can dress in men's clothes and "acted like one of the boys" without bursting into flames, what's stopping him from doing it every day?

I did get hired on the spot for my first job because it was a bad shift for a convenience store. Those jobs suck so bad that they'll hire anyone with a pulse who is not obviously insane/criminal, an extremely low bar that fortunately our deranged protagonist cannot pass.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.



There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

This must be an especially smelly and obnoxious troon because I've seen some almost too outlandish to be believed freaks working at McDonalds.

If only troons possessed some sanity and self awareness. Fast food and gas stations will hire felons with high profile murder convictions because they are so desperate for labour but not even they want to deal with a tranny.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

“Yeah so anyway those self cleaning vaginas are so nasty, that’s why I cut my dick off and turned it into a stagnant putrid flesh pocket to imitate them.”

I just deleted Reddit but I’m so tempted to selfie hunt through that account lol. The ones that swear they pass are always the best.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

"less exposure and much less hate"
Noooooo, really?
Have you considered going back in the damn closet then to reduce this hatred that totally appeared out of completely nowhere?

 

[Nick Obre]

Troon can't find a job so he does an experiment.

Assuming anything in that story is true (most likely it isn't), what he has to understand is people don't want to hire trannies, not because of some manner of discrimination or bigotry, but because they know they'll be trouble. They'll overreact to some mundane situation, start drama or get violent, and then it's the employers that'll have to deal with the mess they'll leave behind.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

Congratulations, troons. You now live in hell of your own making.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This one sounds painful.

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Bouncing her titties leads to dysphoria, but actually getting fucked does not?

Christ,

Spoiler: Cranky old!

whoever created the internet 2/3.0, and the culture that makes utter idiots think they have something to say that others need to hear, is a fucking idiot. "Annoying" =/= "dysphoria." Jesus, take the wheel; I can't drive anymore.

All I can say is that I'm glad my kids - Gen Z - have, I guess, fewer peer fuckheads to deal with in school/career, because so many of that gen are too paralyzed by trumped-up sensitivities to be competition in real life.

People called my generation (OK, we called ourselves, and we weren't wrong, at the time) slackers. But underachievers then were accepting of their choices in life and knew that the choice to make a life of slacking meant less of a say in how the world runs [note: we, as a group, also eventually got around, for the most part, to doing shit, and, of course, many of us never thought the answer was "give up"]. This new bunch of under-equipped, underachieving sensitivity champions somehow believes they deserve not just "as much as," but rather MORE respect and reward as their harder-working, higher-living compatriots. It's just fucking irritating. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

I'm comforted only by the fact that I know that the vast majority of "young people these days" [where's my walker??] are not living lives that these utter dipshits (like the person referred to in the post I'm capping) are - that most are productive and smart and ambitious and figuring out life. Because GOD, if the whole generation were this idiotic, I think the Earth itself would commit seppuku tomorrow.

 

[Ma'am I Am]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

The last paragraph is pure seethe that even women with "nasty" vaginas get more love and attention than his stink ditch ever will. He insists that real vaginas are disgusting yet he mutilated himself to get a cheap imitation of one. He's one of those jealous HSTS who thinks he's superior to women because he can't get pregnant and had to "work" for his femininity.

I scrolled through his feed to see if I could find a selfie but instead I found another interesting post of him saying he loses attraction to any male partner when they find out he's trans.

Spoiler: Linked Post Transcription

I CANNOT be attracted to a man who knows I am trans. Anybody else?​

I am adamant: I do not want to interact with anybody who knows I am trans. I can never be attracted to a man who knows I am trans. I have always been exclusively attracted to men. Masculine men. The manlier, the better. I have never found another trans woman who feels the same way as I do, though: when a man knows I am trans, it's an instant turnoff for me. It's a dealbreaker. Even if he is a nice guy and he wants to have a relationship with me, I immediately rule him out because if he knows I am trans, I no longer find him attractive. It's a huge turnoff for me. I no longer see him sexually. In order to be aroused and in order to be attracted to a man, he should not know I am trans. I do not feel affirmed or validated by a man who knows I am trans. In my mind, he becomes unattractive.
I fully transitioned over a decade ago. Contrary to what society wants to believe, I have never regretted my SRS. My SRS has immensely reduced my bottom dysphoria and has also allowed me to experience sex the way it felt more natural for me.

I have had sexual encounters with several men before settling down with my current boyfriend. I simply do not want to disclose my trans status anymore. I genuinely do not feel like I am lying. It just never crosses my mind anymore. I tried, for years, to have a relationship with a man by being upfront and it never worked. Being trans is a very unique, complex, and enigmatic condition. Cis people will never get it. They do not have the cognitive framework to fully comprehend what being trans means and entails.

I started having relationships only when I stopped disclosing and when I stopped talking about the fact that I am trans. It's like day and night and I am very happy. I do not want kids, I do not like children, and if a man says anything about having kids, he knows it would be a dealbreaker. I went on a "rampage" or cock-carousel before finding my current boyfriend. I had a Tinder and Hinge profile. I wanted to make up for the time I missed when I stupidly disclosed. I have been able to date and have sex with many high-quality men. I simply say I am childfree and that I hate children, so it's not like I am giving them false hopes. The quality of men I attract by not disclosing is much much better. These are men who would not give me the time of day if they knew I am trans.

I genuinely believe I am living my truth. Disclosing my transition would ruin everything. I am treated like a normal woman by friends and peers at work, why should I ruin all of that? I don't get it. Why should I be a martyr in the name of disclosure?

My boyfriend has two children from his previous marriage and his ex-wife is trying to ruin him. He doesn't want kids and I clearly told him I am not interested in his kids. He sees them once a week. He never asked anything weird about my transition, never made any comment, and if he did, I would simply break up, even if he were "accepting." It would kill the vibe for me. I would no longer feel validated or attractive in his eyes. It's hard to explain, but I would feel like an imposter, whereas now that he doesn't know, I feel more authentic.

Again, this is not bragging because it took me a lot of work to get here, but I do not get why the trans community tries to shame me. I will stand up against transphobia and I have managed to get a former colleague fired (because she was making crude jokes about a trans woman in our company). I will defend trans people strenuously, but I will never disclose the fact that I am trans.

The type of men I am able to attract now that I am stealth is utterly different (far superior) compared to when I used to disclose. Not only that, but every single man I have dated without disclosing has just treated me differently and has affirmed my female identity. I like tall guys who tower over me (I am 5'8'' and my boyfriend is 6'4''). For some strange reason, when I was disclosing online, only short and bald men were willing to give me the time of day. Why do you think that just because I am trans I should accept anything? Hell no.

I am writing this post for people who are on the fence. If you want to be open, more power to you. If you are not attracted to men (it seems that most trans women are not attracted to men), more power to you. However, do not let false hopes and lies trick you into self-sabotage.

Let's suppose Henry Cavill (one of the hottest men on Earth) came to me and said he is in love with me and he knows I am trans and he is totally cool with that, it would be a dealbreaker to me. I would immediately desexualize him. I couldn't even be around him. I have cut off my family and friends and every single body who knows I am trans. Being trans is a medical issue and not a political one for me.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

scrolled through his feed to see if I could find a selfie but instead I found another interesting post of him saying he loses attraction to any male partner when they find out he's trans.

Not a fetish

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Troon misses the good old days. The good old days.
Yeah no shit the good old days when it was good to be a troon.

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There's some interesting follow up.
Here's an archive link ==> https://archive.md/oCsyN

It sounds like AGPs' lunacy is making things harder for HSTs but they don't know their Blanchard well enough to frame it that way. I wonder if in the future HSTs will adopt a new label like "femboy" or "crossdresser" to distance themelves from AGPs

 

[batteredpancakes]

It sounds like AGPs' lunacy is making things harder for HSTs but they don't know their Blanchard well enough to frame it that way. I wonder if in the future HSTs will adopt a new label like "femboy" or "crossdresser" to distance themelves from AGPs

A bunch have reverted back to using the term transsexual.

A pre-T TiF gets put in a dorm with 3 other TiFs that have medically transitioned. These TiFs —thinking they're out of earshot — use "her" pronouns to refer to her.

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My roommate - also trans - misgendered me, I don't know what to do

First - please tell me if I should post this in another thread. I'm desperately reaching for help from anyone right now.

I got into the dorms late this year, and it's the first year I'm in a boy's dorm, and they (coincidentally, i'm sure /sneed) put in a dorm with 3 other transguys. It's been fine for the most part, until the other night. Its 2 people to a room, and i went into my room to change. My roommate has a cat, who i assume was sniffing at the door, because I heard him say "you can't go in there, (OP) is putting her shirt on!"

It felt like time stopped. I was on the phone with my gf and got worried bc of how i just stopped doing anything. I played it back in my head over and over again, praying that I misheard him. I didn't. I know I didn't. I would have brushed it off if I had any doubt that that wasn't what he said. I was so unfathomably angry, anger like I had never felt before in my life. All my friends are girls, and since my gender is "male" i wasn't able to stay with them. I came back to my dorm, and he acts the same as always.

Now I don't know what to do. At least one other roommate was out there with him, and he didn't say anything either. I don't know why he would do this. I'm constantly doubting myself because he acts so NORMAL, and he's never misgendered me to my face, and I can't even comprehend being able to keep that kind of opinion to yourself. I don't think its a coincidence either that I'm the only one out of the 4 of us who hasn't ever been on T, and doesn't bind regularly because of the size of my chest (I would if i could).

I don't know what to do. I know what I heard, and the only reason I can figure that he'd say is that he doesn't respect me because I'm not transitioned enough. My RA is a cisman, and I can't even imagine how to bring this up with him. I can't image how I'm gonna bring this up with my roommate without basically accusing him of being...transphobic. Please help.

 

[Pedophobe]

“Yeah so anyway those self cleaning vaginas are so nasty, that’s why I cut my dick off and turned it into a stagnant putrid flesh pocket to imitate them.”

I just deleted Reddit but I’m so tempted to selfie hunt through that account lol. The ones that swear they pass are always the best.

No images but this one is particularly obsessed with their Special Interest, stealthing, which they are really really good at just ask them, and also believes we're living in the fr Matrix. They also like continuing arguments nobody started, hypothetical situations, and would love to benefit from Silva Mind Control but can't understand how to do it.

 

[Niggerphobe]

pre-T TiF gets put in a dorm with 3 other TiFs that have medically transitioned. These TiFs —thinking they're out of earshot — use "her" pronouns to refer to her.

Sounds like cope because they got their titts chopped off and can’t go back

 

[Next Task]

Sounds like cope because they got their titts chopped off and can’t go back

Sounds like women being catty bitches. Not unknown to natal women, but definitely endemic of the narcissistic/histrionic/BPD grouping TIFs who insist on being put in the men's dorm at college.

Just pooners being pooners. Of course they're going to see the girl with obvious big tits (oh, I can't bind! Poor me!) and no drugs as the one to pick on. She makes them all look like LARPers, and that must be constantly reasserting reality making them dysphoric. I suspect if the poster was less autistic, she'd be picking up on more bitchiness, but they're also likely on the spectrum so maybe none of them are good at the subtle girl bullying.

Such a surprise, four girls engaging in female socialisation, however poorly. I wonder which one will get pregnant first.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Sounds like women being catty bitches. Not unknown to natal women, but definitely endemic of the narcissistic/histrionic/BPD grouping TIFs who insist on being put in the men's dorm at college.

Just pooners being pooners. Of course they're going to see the girl with obvious big tits (oh, I can't bind! Poor me!) and no drugs as the one to pick on. She makes them all look like LARPers, and that must be constantly reasserting reality making them dysphoric. I suspect if the poster was less autistic, she'd be picking up on more bitchiness, but they're also likely on the spectrum so maybe none of them are good at the subtle girl bullying.

Such a surprise, four girls engaging in female socialisation, however poorly. I wonder which one will get pregnant first.

Hopefully our protagonist, at least she isn't on poisons..