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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It says "Strong Families Make a Strong America." I'm starting to wonder if some of this shit is junk that the previous owner left there.
It, and the old furniture don’t really fit in with the hippy-ish structure. It’s going to be from clearing houses they were “renovating” as others suggested, that’s the only explanation that makes sense. Penny would have had a serf flog the stuff to make some cash. But no serfs remained.
Between this stuff and the weird assortment of books, I’m almost wondering if Penny & Co. started bringing in extra junk just to trash the place even more.

Not saying that they couldn’t trash it just fine with their own crap, just that it would be so weird and petty that I wouldn’t put it past them.
 
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Truthfully that would have made it easier: then Paul could claim fire damgae and bulldoze what's left. Selling a lot is much easier than selling the rot they left. If they were to start anything, it would be a tire fire, that would fuck with Paulo more.

Even then, Paul could blame it on them and the tranchers are such failures that they probably tried to start a fire then fucked up.

Speaking of fuck ups, I wonder if Pablo and his ex are going to be able to clean it up. They too fuck up.
Can only assume nobody was paying the insurance or that would have been the obvious way out.

Then again, Paul reckons he can break even by selling it as-is? Colorado property prices do be like that.
 
Between this stuff and the weird assortment of books, I’m almost wondering if Penny & Co. started bringing in extra junk just to trash the place even more.

Not saying that they couldn’t trash it just fine with their own crap, just that it would be so weird and petty that I wouldn’t put it past them.
Some hoarders start off as collectors, then they start saving, and eventually they lose all pretense and just start hoarding whatever they can carry, regardless of what it is. My grandfather was a hoarder; I never knew the evil bastard, but after he died I went with my father to clean out his house and see if the building could be saved. The old man used to walk around at night and pick up literal rubbish dumped by the side of the road and take it home. Some of it he made into 'primitive art' but most of it just packed the rooms and all the old sheds and workshops that had been on the property since my father was a kid. Some of it was interesting, but most of it was genuine rubbish and had no possible use.

Many years later I lived with three separate hoarders, and in one case actually tried and completely failed to clean up after we evicted her and she just disappeared into the sunset, leaving hundreds of kilos of rubbish everywhere. The shit they all ended up with was bizarre, random, completely pointless. One woman had a stack of neatly stored opened mail that she'd clearly stolen from random letterboxes over a number of years; I handed these into the local cop shop (absolutely useless wankers that they were) in case she was involved in identity theft, but best they could tell she'd just stolen this mail- Healthcare cards, council rates, bank statements, school fees bills, utility bills- simply because she wanted to. She hoarded eggshells, tins of cigarette butts, and hundreds of milk and juice containers. She had fifteen individual saucepans in obvious places, and God knows how many more that I couldn't see. She didn't have a computer but had two printers. There were three breadmakers and three barbeques, and none of them worked. And a fridge. Dear God, the fridge.

Basically, what I'm saying is that hoarding starts as 'collecting' or 'saving' or 'recycling' but nothing ends up getting used for whatever purpose the hoarder intends it for, and the older a hoarder gets, the less sense their accumulation makes. Also too, they're quite happy to watch it all rot into the ground, but God help anyone who so much as moves an empty shampoo bottle from shelf to another. One hoarder I lived with had hand tools just randomly laying out on the front lawn, rotting in the sun and rain, in full sight of anyone who wanted to take them. The hoarder had to mow the lawn regularly because of her lease, and I'm pretty certain that she used to pick up an individual tool, now under it, and put it precisely back in the tool shaped bare spot in the grass that had developed under it. Eventually I gathered up the tools and put them in a basket on the verandah. She was almost in tears because someone moving her things caused her unbearable 'anxiety'.

I frankly think that hoarding is a manifestation of combined narcissistic personality disorder and an anxiety disorder, but I'm getting way off topic there.
 
I frankly think that hoarding is a manifestation of combined narcissistic personality disorder and an anxiety disorder, but I'm getting way off topic there.
It's often considered a form of OCD, which is why the anxiety happens and why it makes very little sense to anyone except the hoarder. Hoarders need legitimate help.

Unfortunately I don't think the Tranchers believe that there's anything wrong with them that requires therapy.
 
You know, I almost hope that "We Are Tenacious" actually gains some traction, because people on social media loves to call out this kind of shit and it would go downhill very fast. I doubt he has PTSD, but I'm sure he's very stressed because deep down, he knows his movie is a huge lie and can essentially only pray at this point that it goes nowhere and he can quietly move onto other projects.
It's too late. Now he will forever be the Goebbels to the alpaca death camp that ended in ignominious shame. Good job you propaganda spewing evil fuckface.
Twink envy might be the best deep lore this has possibly revealed. That and the possibility that they had a JW among their ranks.
Twinks are everything troons wish they were when they're staring at the anime avatars they wish they were. Twinks are well groomed and toned, effeminate yet fit. Troons are disgusting and fat, and smelly. Women and gay men alike find twinks attractive. Nobody is attracted to troons, even other troons are disgusted by troons.

Twinks adhere to natural, objective standards of good looks. Troons are completely offensive to the senses, vile, hairy beasts, behemoths, fat beyond belief with absolutely no attractive features, repulsive clown make-up filth, malodorous perverts, loathsome appearance and severe mental illness. Imagine how diseased you have to be in the brain to troon out and turn into a filthy disgusting smelly monster.
 
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Speaking of fuck ups, I wonder if Pablo and his ex are going to be able to clean it up. They too fuck up.
I think they've got someone else helping them. There were 2 parked vehicles in the video of Paul driving up to the property, a truck loaded with garbage bags and this:
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I'd expect more dust on it if it's a junker left by the tranchers.
 
Looks like some random 13 year old boys came on the property after the ladies fled for their safety and wrote some "edgy" shit on the blackboard to upset the squares.
I'm mindful that there's frequently line diagrams of cave paintings and the like when being researched and thus

Ideograms Of The Tranch: Structure And Analysis

The Westcliffe site has been subject of much scholarly debate since its discovery in the early 2020s. Once such recent finding is the proliferation of wall markings found within the what is believed to be the main habitation space for Palace Eunuchs within the historic Tranch complex ("The Dome"). The predominate focus on this review is the "blackboard wall" found on the ground floor.
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Although the crude penmanship, repetitive ideograms and paucity of spelling and grammar may point towards the presence of children at the Tranch - a theory that does help explain the various play artifacts found within the site - scholarly consensus does agree that the residents were most likely exclusively adults. The majority of markings on the blackboard wall appear to come from Late Era Tranch inhabitants, during the fabled "Final Collapse" (Earl et al, 2023).

The bottom left quadrant features a formalised grid pattern that is suggestive of some sort of code - the author hypothesises that this may have represented a rudimentary organisational structure used during the Early-Middle Era for allocation of tasks, although at this time, there is no evidence for such a developed hierarchical culture anywhere within the complex.

Several repeated ideograms can be noted on the board and throughout various areas of The Dome; these include
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Fig 1A - The "Anarchist" symbol, denoting lack of formalised hierarchy
Fig 1B - The "Egalitarian" symbol, denoting adherence to the belief in equality for all
Fig 1C - A variant on the "International Squatter's Symbol", encased in a heart, typically used to denote a building that is being illegally occupied by non-residents
Fig 1D - The "Octaris", "Star Of Discord", or "Arrows of Chaos", typically denoting either occultism, chaos worship or insurrectionist anarchism
Fig 1E - An adaptation of "Born To Die", an absurdist method of communicating messages

The reliance on these symbols speaks to the lack of concrete identity in the inhabitants of the Late Era Tranch, the repetition perhaps functioning as a meditative exercise to distract from the impending failure of the site or as a crude attempt to invoke protection from the outside world. We see similar use of sigils in other archaeological sites such as Troonblinka. Indeed as @clipartfan92 (2023) observes, the "RIP TORT STOP COP CITY" mantra is likely a memorial to Manuel “Tortuguita” Terán, an anarchist folk hero who died while trying to occupy an abandoned prison, to stop police from building a training centre, further cementing the Squatters as tying their identity to a vague contrarian/anti-society impulse.

There are however some eccentric sigils that appear to have been created by this late stage culture - the repeated use of a stylised eye (Fig 1E) and skull (Fig 1D). The Octaris, eye and skull sigils tie in with inscriptions across the site - admonishments to murder and eat law enforcement officers ("TGIRLS EAT COPS") and homosexuals ("KILL TWINKS") the exhortations to destroy society ("END CIV", the depiction of a robot impaled by an arrow possibly denoting ludditism) and the persistent graffiti indicating a fetishisation of mortality ("Blessed is the match consumed in kindling the flame", "Praise the dead") point towards a continuity in worship on the site and a persistence in the previously established death cult; the Middle Era tranch was notable for the amount of effort that had gone into destroying the agricultural use of the site and subject to large scale animal sacrifice (Alpaca et al, 2022).

Whilst star and moon motifs (Fig 1E) do appear several times within the complex and it has been theorised that this may represent a breakaway cult of moon worshippers, it is likely these are just crude attempts at naturalistic depictions, tying in with what are believed to be trees in the upper left quadrant of the blackboard. There are vague mentions of "rewilding" and this may represent a belief between Late Era tranchers that the destruction of society and large scale deaths will promote some sort of hypothetical-Eden; a belief we know today to be amusingly short sighted, as the denizens showed significant reliance on the society and technologies they claimed to hate.

Part of the board contains a list of prohibitions on sexual activity - "No Sucking, No Fucking" - and masturbation ("No gooning allowed") and this meshes with instructions elsewhere to "destroy gender". This would again show some sense of continuity with the Middle Era Tranch and the ritualised castrations that were undertaken, deepening the destruction of sexual capacity by outlawing it completely. However the author notes that this is more likely to be a satirical damnatio memoriae, overwriting the previous house rules and mocking the perceived anti-hedonistic stance of the Early Era previous emperor ("Fat Paul") - described in contemporary legends as attempting to crack down on using the then-resident cult as a "dating service" before fleeing with some sort of mythical bird-robot creature. Certainly the continued use of "T4T", indicative of the pseudo-courtship rituals conducted between the Palace Eunuchs, and the clearly ironic "clean up after yourself" would support this conclusion.

Overall, while opportunities for continued exploration of the Westcliffe site are limited, the recent discovery of the ritual markings has proven to be incisive. It does appear the previous collapse myth of hostile invaders was unfounded owing to the continuation of worship practices across the site, and the Late Era "squatters" were most likely welcomed in by the remnants of the Palace Eunuchs during the very last days of the Middle Era before the complex degenerated completely.
 
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It's hilarious.

Bonnie's abusive, neglectful, capitalist, homophobic, transphobic, evil incarnate mother provided the money that was supposed to set Bonnie up for life in a socialist polycule transgender utopia of love, support, and mutual aid.

The good socialist troons trashed absolutely everything they possibly could, from killing all the animals to turning the entire plot of land into a moonscape, and wrote on the walls with texta for good measure.

World: Trannies are disgusting, mentally ill degenerates incapable of contributing to society.
Trannies: That is not true! Trans women are brave, beautiful, strong, intelligent and unstoppable!
World: Yeah right.
Trannies: Oh yeah??? We will create a true, loving, financially successful communist-anarchist polycule paradise to prove you evil, transphobic, capitalist, Evil-Wizard-Game-loving pigs wrong!
World: Do it.
Trannies:
 
It's been almost a full day since Bonnie posted his new twitter thread. He's gotten a whopping seven Likes on the main tweet, nothing on the retweet. No comments at all, almost total radio silence. The Tranch has been memoryholed.
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Since transwoman are a brave and stunning priestly caste who are unable to do anything wrong and cannot be criticized, the only way to deal with transwomen's (constant) embarrassing failures is simply to ignore it all and pretend it never happened. It's like one of those "alcoholic in the family" situations, except with more threats of genocide.
 
As I recall, they weren't at the first property that long, and didn't have $100,000 in hoard seed-money, or a revolving cast of fieldhands to leave all their shit behind. He hoards old shit, animal and human pets, tools, everything. How long until Tranch 3 is full and he moves on to a new nest?
It's the sort of filth and squalor you generally only see after decades of hoarding and these degenerate subhumans did it (and destroyed the entire property outside the tranch too) in just a couple years.

This is pretty much what inevitably happens if you are ever stupid enough to entrust troons with anything of value.
 
I <3 interior decoration actually made me howl

Who would have thought a troon could be actually funny

Lol at kev just completely giving up on the cross trainer

Nobody wastes money like a jobless troon

Also why are there chaos undivided starts everywhere I thought 40k was bad and fascist

Bonnie standing there like OMG HOW DID THEY DO ALL THIS like nigga that was you, you literally were one of the leaders of TUR. you don't get to operation paperclip this

Tbh the best bet is pile everything in the buildings and burn them before a heavy rain so maybe the ashes can rejuvenate the land a bit cause those buildings are lemons at this point. What's actually sad is someone built the ranch as a project they had to abandon and then it was sold on to these morons and all the work the original owner put in has come down to this. Troons can cut their dicks off and still metaphorically rape everything they touch
 
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