Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

This isn't some sort of social club.

I declare you my friend and confidant. We are Social Clubbers together and I've missed you most of all during my unscheduled sabbatical from the farms.

I'm gone for a couple weeks to wrangle elephants, visit the ER for the tusk wound, and hold a family meeting to decide whether or not we keep the elephant and the following happens in my absence:

- Nick has become 4 times as open about his faggotty degeneracy than before, going so far with his whining that it even embarrases the grifters that come on his show to maybe get some of that sweet Rekieta viewership spill over that he had a reputation for, but has since vanished.
- Nick drunkenly thirsts after a catfish further proving this whole charade is just him justifying to himself that it's okay to betray his vows.
- Nick abandons all 1st amendment pretenses to bully a clip channel into taking down the clip highlighting his lusty eyes.
- @Cynthia Behave shits the bed (again, pink triangle of shame edition!) while continuing to insist she's providing receipts despite rarely if ever actually having done so. Cynthia, I'm starting to think your definition of "receipts" is woefully wrong. Now that I think on it, what specific details has Cynthia actually provided that have been interesting?
- Coomalot has admitted to kissing Nick in Vegas while drunk. I don't think any amount of context can keep this from fueling the very valid speculation that Nick is a homosexual.

Sweets, this platform's regular jihad is WAY more vitriolic than mine has ever been.

Spoiler: Autistic screeching wall of text in which I act the retard and yell at a pink triangle.

Cynthia, what part of WE POINT and LAUGH have you not gotten through your thick skull. The farms is stuck on TOR. Nothing said here is meant to affect what's going on in the narrative and any effect the farms do have is happenstance to POINTING and LAUGHING. Archival and speculation are not jihad. YOU stick around and sow mean girl rumors without posting meaningful receipts and then promise the JUICY info is on its way then never deliver.

You're a boring bitch whose mind is stuck in high school dynamics that was given some leeway because you MIGHT have had an interesting perspective or information which never panned out. Every time you posted a wall of pics it was about someone I didn't care about or was presented so atrociously I couldn't be bothered to care about it.

I won't tell you to lurk moar because it won't help. Fuck off or get funny because your contributions to the thread are piss poor.

 

[Chibitzen]

Anyone else starting to think that Nick now resents his locals and is letting still life keep posting there as some form of punishment? Is there any good reason to keep him around?

My theory is that it just isn't fun, so he's ignoring it.

it fits in well with the YT commenter informal psychoanalysis: Nick is a child that wants to be entertained constantly and have every caprice satisfied. For all the talk he has had on how difficult his married life was, I doubt he knows true poverty.

Who else can buy a house while going to laws cool and having multiple children?

I do not resent him for it, but he needs to shut up an stop pretending.

Both of you are correct I think. Boredom is a form of a resentment coming from a narcissist. We see it from Cynthia everytime she gets bored with the thread. Only to return when there is a potential for more narcissistic supply.

I wouldn't be surprised if Nick sees moderating content on the same level of the cleaning staff. Only time he seems to moderate is when it is of great personal interest.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Both of you are correct I think. Boredom is a form of a resentment coming from a narcissist. We see it from Cynthia everytime she gets bored with the thread. Only to return when there is a potential for more narcissistic supply.

I wouldn't be surprised if Nick sees moderating content on the same level of the cleaning staff. Only time he seems to moderate is when it is of great personal interest.

I almost believe he's selfish enough to be mad at locals for getting quieter and stopping ass posting. In his mind he probably hoped they would continue to trigger the kiwis own the kiwis, these people should have been happy to have their saggy asscheeks posted here in a show of solidarity with the nose.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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The American Beauty bullshit makes me think that he's just gay. The only people I know who like that movie are people stuck in a rut or are just gay. The movie is a gay man's attempt at understanding a straight man's midlife crisis. The fucking a teenager thing was literally him inserting the object of his sexual desires into the movie.

Nick has AIDS, btw.

 

[feral cat #6385]

 

[Spaded Dave]

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Apparently Mandy has two phones. But neither of them were made in this decade. She has an "old black berry" and an "old Nokia". So let's pretend we believe that for a moment. That would mean she doesn't have a plan with any major carrier because they offer upgrades and there are modern phones you can get for free with them. So she would be on one of those pay as you go plans then I guess. Well now we also have to believe she doesn't have $15 to scrape together to get a massively upgraded smartphone. https://www.straighttalk.com/all-phones/motorola-moto-e6-reconditioned

Spoiler: An Aside

While we are still on the topic, who the hell has a professional profile like this? It looks like oldschool Myspace.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/NdoYO

Spoiler: TiC

Holy fuck he's STILL whining. What does he want Null to do?

Elissa's video is back up, unlisted. Comments appear to have been restored:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FgoDPP3vEA

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Apparently Mandy has two phones. But neither of them were made in this decade. She has an "old black berry" and an "old Nokia". So let's pretend we believe that for a moment. That would mean she doesn't have a plan with any major carrier because they offer upgrades and there are modern phones you can get for free with them. So she would be on one of those pay as you go plans then I guess. Well now we also have to believe she doesn't have $15 to scrape together to get a massively upgraded smartphone. https://www.straighttalk.com/all-phones/motorola-moto-e6-reconditioned

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Doesn't even make sense from the first cause if she was as young as the pics would have us believe why would she even have such old phones?

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Mandy has two phones. But neither of them were made in this decade. She has an "old black berry" and an "old Nokia". So let's pretend we believe that for a moment. That would mean she doesn't have a plan with any major carrier because they offer upgrades and there are modern phones you can get for free with them. So she would be on one of those pay as you go plans then I guess. Well now we also have to believe she doesn't have $15 to scrape together to get a massively upgraded smartphone.

Until a couple years ago I had two phones that were over 10 years old. I'm not a big fan of throwing away something that still works for the sake of consooming and feeding the monster. That said most of the people who think this way are dudes. Hence, Mandy is a dude, who used old pictures of one of his girlfriends or something to catfish Nick.

I have no evidence of that, but it makes me giggle to believe it.

 

[AltisticRight]

He explicitly stated that he was going to do "short form content" while he was on vacation.

I guess it's so short its invisible.

To be fair, content totaling to 0 seconds is pretty short.
Balldo included.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Figured as such. It's pretty funny when they try to defend Nick in the comments by using their wine mom shaming tactics.

But have you considered how that might make someone feel!? Of course, I am not saying you can't say it, but I'd you do I will just imply that you are a child or socially undesirable. I am not trying to tell you you cannot do it. Just imply to everyone else that you are a bad person if you disagree with me.

--This Level of LOCALS Logic

not gotten through your thick skull. The farms is stuck on TOR. Nothing said here is meant to affect what's going on in the narrative and any effect the farms do have is happenstance to POINTING and LAUGHING. Archival and speculation are not jihad. YOU stick around and sow mean girl rumors without posting meaningful receipts and then promise the JUICY info is on its way then never deliver.

I will note that the thread here has more than flourished (even getting semi-refular segments on MATI) while the LOCALS chat languishes and seethes about a place many of them cannot see.

Simply put, this shows me the parasocial obsession is all in one direction.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I would like to point out that, per Null's recollection of a conversation with Rekieta, offline, Nick literally straight-up lied to Null:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u38qrxHD3r8&feature=share&t=4603

I'm too inebriated to find the quote, but he said something about how Rackets' told him that his Friday streams are just for "fun", and he does law/serious stuff the rest of the week.
...
Yup.
Someone else can tag (or find it in Elissa's clip). Just flat out lied to Null. Sad.

 

[Potatoherder]

I'm too inebriated to find the quote, but he said something about how Rackets' told him that his Friday streams are just for "fun", and he does law/serious stuff the rest of the week.

Nick may actually believe that. To him anything that isn't shoving dildos up his ass on stream is 'non-fun'. You can see that in how he conducts himself. Any stream where he isn't full on coomer mode it feels like it's such a burden on him. He talks about them in the same way he talks about doing stuff with his kids.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Until a couple years ago I had two phones that were over 10 years old. I'm not a big fan of throwing away something that still works for the sake of consooming and feeding the monster. That said most of the people who think this way are dudes. Hence, Mandy is a dude, who used old pictures of one of his girlfriends or something to catfish Nick.

I have no evidence of that, but it makes me giggle to believe it.

And here I thought "Mandy" was the same Mandy from the comicsgate clownshow. I guess all thots look the same to me.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Until a couple years ago I had two phones that were over 10 years old. I'm not a big fan of throwing away something that still works for the sake of consooming and feeding the monster. That said most of the people who think this way are dudes. Hence, Mandy is a dude, who used old pictures of one of his girlfriends or something to catfish Nick.

I have no evidence of that, but it makes me giggle to believe it.

Nick knows full well it's a dude. Nothing else explains that level of thirst.

 

[feral cat #6385]

 

[AnOminous]

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Lmao this faggot seems to think he has something to renegotiate. Like "I've made no money for you at all with my incessant perved out coomstreams, and I want you to lose even more money in the future!" And they'll certainly sign for that.

What a cretin.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Lmao this faggot seems to think he has something to renegotiate. Like "I've made no money for you at all with my incessant perved out coomstreams, and I want you to lose even more money in the future!" And they'll certainly sign for that.

What a cretin.

Anyone keeping track on the amount of money Nick has made (edit: on rumble) in the past 5 months?

If we do, should we count only 30% of the total as the money Rumble has made back with Nick?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

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This faggot bitching about the burden of having to cut off the YT stream that his drunken ass can never be bothered to do in the first place.

 

[AnOminous]

This faggot bitching about the burden of having to cut off the YT stream that his drunken ass can never be bothered to do in the first place.

"Wait I'm actually bound by contracts I sign wtf I didn't know that" says an alleged lawyer.

 

[Phillip Green]

"Wait I'm actually bound by contracts I sign wtf I didn't know that" says an alleged lawyer.

I literally laughed out loud when he mentioned renegotiating the Rumble contract. The delusion is impressive.

I'm really looking forward to when the locals renewals one year on from the YouTube ban come due.