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What on earth compels this man to respond like this? It can't just be basic stupidity. Patrick's stubbornness makes a mule seem agreeable.
And his rolls of flab makes elephant seals look malnourished.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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And his rolls of flab makes elephant seals look malnourished.
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Some speculate the scar on his forehead (in the shape of an L lol) is from an injury that caused serious brain damage, making him more retarded and unable to control his impulses than he already was.
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Sounds like what happened to Gage. Was this Pig once a decent man?
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He has always been a decent man. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison, stalker.
Octopi
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I think the going theory is that it is an OCD-esque compulsion that makes him unable to resist replying. But, because he has been admonished in court for engaging the aTalkers in conversation and thus quashing any harassment claim, he sees this as a "smart" workaround to itch the compulsion whilst not actually conversing. This is alternatively known as retardation.
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He once said he had been diagnosed with Oppositional Defiant Disorder. Whether he has been diagnosed with it or he just thought it sounded badass, it does make sense bearing in mind his behaviour.
ODD is categorically NOT badass. It has more in common with OCD or Antisocial Personality Disorder than being Chuck Norris, and it can absolutely ruin your life. ODD is a mental compulsion to fight back against ANY perceived slight, insult, opposition, authority or any challenge to you or your behaviour. This is no matter how minor, slight or pointless this is. You know the saying "pick your battles"? ODD people don't. Every interaction with everyone else has to be "won", be it playing chicken with people on the sidewalk or getting into fights all the time. A distant relative has it, and he ended up in prison for several years for a crime he didn't commit, even though he had an alibi. He went to prison because he picked a fight with the Police, he picked a fight with the Jail, he picked a fight with his own lawyer, he picked a fight with the judge, he picked a fight with the jury and he even picked a fight with his own defence witness whose testimony would have exonerated him and who subsequently didn't show up to court. He is not a stupid man, but he is just unable to help raging against every single machine he comes across.
I think Pat has ODD. He won't back down, ever, even when he has nothing to gain by fighting. Every tweet and text is a challenge, and ODD people can never, ever let those lie and have to win. I think he might have other personality disorders as well. He also has a serious insecurity complex about his masculinity. Everything he claims to be into - guns, motorbikes, muscle cars, sports, DIY, drinking, fighting, are very poorly-informed cargo cult ideas of masculinity. Why is this? Well his father was very macho, from what we understand, and his cousin, the amazingly-named Jake Raven, is a Marine sniper and genuine badass, so Pat would have developed an inferiority complex from a young age, especially as a rotund idiot with highly effeminate mannerisms. Pat may also be in the closet, given the failure of his first marriage and his weird relationship with his second wife. And of course, what I think was the tipping point for his psyche, losing his first wife and daughter to a superior man. Pat was out-manned, and for someone with ODD that kind of humiliation can make you lose your fucking mind. So ever since then Pat has tried to prove to everyone that he is the ultimate badass, an ultra-masculine ubermensch who will steal your girl and ride his badass motorbike into the sunset while firing his revolvers in the air. But because he is a fat idiot, he has utterly failed and looks incredibly stupid, which is one of the things that makes him so funny.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Step 1. Get job as bartender at Hooligans
Step 2. Wait for your first night on the job when Fatrick comes in and orders 18 Bud Lights
Step 3. Stick diet pill in one of the drinks
Step 4. Laugh as he becomes so hungry, he starts eating himself
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They don't diagnose adults with that because it's a childhood disorder. And it wasn't put in the DSM until 1980.
And if you acted like a child with ODD as an adult, you'd be likely to be diagnosed with something like ASPD, i.e. what we used to call sociopathy or psychopathy.
I think it's safe to say Fatty is a literal psycho. Non-psychos don't threaten to murder their wives and unborn children, much less the incredibly freakish threat to wait until the child was born to murder it.
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Uh excuse you bigot, some have six like actual literal pigs and are Ethan Ralph and some have just the two but very hairy and are Shane Nokes. You are correct in that they will never be real men but neither will they be women.
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pat just has murder on his brain all the time. he's stated numerous times that he wants to kill republicans and conservatives. "projection" is thrown around a lot but he's textbook projecting his own warped fantasies.
he's incapable of understanding that we think he's a clown and are here for a laugh. the total absence of humor in his personality might be one of the more pathetic things about him tbqh.
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Fatrick has a major case of “main character syndrome”. If he was ever mugged it wouldn’t be explained as because some desperate methhead wanted his phone, it would be “those damn dirty stalkers from OnA”. He is such a drama queen.
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He's also got "fat character syndrome". Because of his obesity.
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They don't even need to waste the bus fare or risk identification by a neighbor by going to his hovel.
They could just go to Hooligans and drown him in a toilet.
The only person who would give a shit would be the bartender because Fatrick's tab would still be open, but I am sure the manager would just comp it once they ditched his corpse in with the food waste.
A small price to pay to not have to deal with him anymore.
Sexual Chocolate
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Wrong again, child. My 'pointy little bitch tits' do not 'jiggle sweatily with piggy rage'. You are going to prison, stalker
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No good, that's like slaying a vampire and the corpse gets blood on it so it comes back to life. You'd want to get rid of him in a place with very little food, but those places usually have black children so they're no go as well.
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not sure how you can reasonably expect a mere human being to drown one as fat as he is in a regular sized toilet. does hoolies have extra extra larger toilets? otherwise, i rate your plan as unrealistic, enjoy prison.
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I think he's been kicked out of Hooligan's.
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That "shirt" screams early transition period.
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