Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Trombonista]

I guess this means she isn't losing weight.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I guess this means she isn't losing weight.

How can you expect her to lose weight?!!? She suffers from anorexia and needs to continue to hoover cakes to facilitate recovery, you fucking shitlord.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I guess this means she isn't losing weight.

I'm honestly not sure. She looks like she could be, but she uses filters, and as previously mentioned, is taking her photos differently.
What makes me think she might be is her clothes. I swear she wore that maroon/purple set when she was still able to fit into fabletics.
I wouldn't put it past her to get on Ozempic or something and be all “I told you haterz I have Anorexia”. She can't get hate for that, and she'd never tell the truth anyway.
I guess we'll have to wait and see.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I mean, it wouldn't really surprise me if she's trying to lose weight because she's developing the beetus, which is obvious from her feet. She might've even gotten a warning from her doctor about it. On the other hand, it could also be because she's been dropped by her CakeJohn's and just isn't consuming as many calories anymore so she's just kind of losing weight because of that.

But it could also just be filters.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

How can you expect her to lose weight?!!? She suffers from anorexia and needs to continue to hoover cakes to facilitate recovery, you fucking shitlord.

She needs to NOURISH her BODY

 

[Angry New Ager]

I mean, it wouldn't really surprise me if she's trying to lose weight because she's developing the beetus, which is obvious from her feet. She might've even gotten a warning from her doctor about it.

If she gave a single shit about her health, she never would have allowed herself to get that fat in the first place. I don't know if she's full-blown diabetic, but she does have a circulatory problem—her hands are purple, as well as her feet. Whatever the issue is, it's not enough to get her to change for health's sake.

So I think any potential weight loss has less to do with emerging health conditions than it does money. Her TikTok complaining about how size inclusivity in fashion advertising isn't as inclusive of massive deathfats any more tells me she's had trouble getting any kind of work at all. She's sized out of every big plus-size brand she might want to be associated with (and that can afford to pay her).

Of course, if that's the case, she hasn't yet realized that it's not just her size that's an issue; it's that she's aging, stale, and out-of-date. No amount of fillers and Botox is going to keep time on her side.

And yeah, maybe she's between feeders, and slimming down so the next one can fatten her back up, but honestly, if it's happening, I think it's work-related.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

And yeah, maybe she's between feeders, and slimming down so the next one can fatten her back up, but honestly, if it's happening, I think it's work-related.

She undoubtedly thought offers would start rolling in after COVID restrictions began lifting. She seems upset they haven’t and this was likely reinforced to her during that London trip almost a couple years ago. I think she believed farting on cakes was something she only did in between modeling jobs and didn’t expect it to be her only source of income. But Tess forgets the last runway gig she did was a total embarrassment for her. She’s now beyond the point where the bridges are burned, people have forgotten about her. There are younger, prettier and more cooperative fat girl models out there; Tess has proven herself to be unreliable and unreasonable. Plus it’s apparent she’s learned nothing from being shut out. I don’t see a bright future in modeling for her these days. She’s either just going to have to get used to being a prostitute or go back to Mississippi (or some other low cost of living area) and get a real job that is commensurate with her skill set.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess apparently spoke at the UN about eating disorders.

https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/7239119148205280554

https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/7240597662104341806

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Which UN person that has deathfat fetish?

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

As if we needed any more proof that the UN is at best useless and at worst evil.

Who would take that fat bitch's advice on anything other than how to be a big fat bitch?

 

[Simon]

And now, she's gloating about how smart and hot she is because of the UN bullshit. Yeah, maybe to your Johns you are hot but nobody on god's green earth has ever thought or will think you are smart. You are just fat white trash who has made a spectacle of herself like all the other fat white trash.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

In today’s world, media can create news out of the social posts of an Utter Narcissist (UN), who claims to have been kind-of diagnosed with a very atypical eating disorder via a zoom call with a ‘nutritionist’.

How did the nutritionist come to that diagnosis? Based on the self-reported food diaries of a behemoth whale who claims she “never eats”, or forgets/skips meals while putting everyone else first.

Most people agree that self-reported data can be sketchy, especially if it’s from an Utter Narc (UN). I’m sure Mess believed she was skipping meals while downing 1400 calorie Starbucks cookie encrusted triple
Mocha lattes.

The depressing thing about all this is that her “story” is making the rounds again, instead of being laughed into oblivion.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

A number of our lolcows featured on this fine forum have given presentations at the UN. It means nothing. I can imagine her blathering to a john about how important her work at the UN is before he interrupts her to tell her to shut up and start farting on that cake.

 

[Polska krowa]

Alan Roberts is screaming streaming about Tess

Doubleposting to say that she didn't actually "Speak at he UN", she spoke at a lunch conference being held in the Delegates Dining room, which is a restaurant at the United Nations building. Tess claims that everything wrong in her life is a result of racism, and that 'we' (fat people, and who knows, maybe she's now claiming she's black) are discriminated against due to racism

Clearly pic below isn't the same conference, but it's the same setup/room as in the pics/videos of her


A reminder of what speaking at the UN actually looks like

 

[Meiwaku]

Ran here because the Tess alogs are going off. The UN speech is so bad. This bitch out here lookin like the irl Koolaid Man

There's a tiktok with her UN speech. Her calling fat racism is so fucking stupid because she's calling all black people fat"


She also said "making changes to make it better for us" like she's discriminted against for racism...okay

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess has so desperately wanted to be considered black for years that it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s an arc approaching where she “finds out” her great grandfather on her mother’s side or some shit is black. She’s dumb enough to not know about Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King and what happened to them. Reminds me of the time she pretended to be Italian and that her hair isn’t naturally straight, in spite of all the evidence proving otherwise. She’s been dipping her red-purple toe in the water here for the last few years, waiting to see how far she can push it.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Alan Roberts is screaming streaming about Tess

Doubleposting to say that she didn't actually "Speak at he UN", she spoke at a lunch conference being held in the Delegates Dining room, which is a restaurant at the United Nations building. Tess claims that everything wrong in her life is a result of racism, and that 'we' (fat people, and who knows, maybe she's now claiming she's black) are discriminated against due to racism

Clearly pic below isn't the same conference, but it's the same setup/room as in the pics/videos of her
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A reminder of what speaking at the UN actually looks like
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I want to like Alan Roberts, but he is the same guy that his wife had to ban him from weighing himself because he became overly and disruptively obsessed with his weight. He is also really repetitive and he wants to be an edgelord at 50 with cussing every second word. I mean, I cuss a lot, but I don't make it my personality.

Regardless, Tess is fat and Alan Roberts will not have sex with her.

 

[Polska krowa]

I want to like Alan Roberts, but he is the same guy that his wife had to ban him from weighing himself because he became overly and disruptively obsessed with his weight. He is also really repetitive and he wants to be an edgelord at 50 with cussing every second word. I mean, I cuss a lot, but I don't make it my personality.

Regardless, Tess is fat and Alan Roberts will not have sex with her.

He was a complete and utter moron during the pandemic, too - he's just another person who thinks they can read a scientific paper and understand it. I don't like him at all, he just came up in my feed

 

[LimeRikki]

Yeah, you've seen one Roberts rant, you've seen them all.

He strikes me a sperg who got into bodybuilding.

Yelling about fat women is his special interest XD Just like Null.

Back on topic. It's speculated that she's losing cake John's. What can she possibly do for money now?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Back on topic. It's speculated that she's losing cake John's. What can she possibly do for money now?

Prior to being a novelty act in modeling, she was a receptionist at a dentist’s office. Tess is a high school dropout with an ego bigger than her ThisAss. I’m not going to rag on receptionists but Tess has no real job skills, as evidenced by her impulsive bridge burning…and eating. Once the cakejohn money goes away, that’s it for her and California. She’s going to have to move to a low cost of living area, my money is her waddling back to Mississippi.