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- Dec 20, 2021
WomanHoly shit the FFS did nothing.
noun: an adult human female
Noman
noun: a non-person; non-human
I think I finally found the perfect term to use to define this fake person.
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WomanHoly shit the FFS did nothing.
Have to agree. I'm usually awful at pinpointing facial changes in general, or articulating what and is/not different, but even I see Dylan's face seems to have settled very much back to its old self. Kind of remarkable, actually. Perhaps it is a sign to leave it all alone.The first weeks I thought he looked more than Bruce Jenner than anything, but yup, I can't even see that in his face anymore. Dunno what happened, I don't know how much money was wasted on his FFS, but our Bud Light spokesman looks just much as a man as he did before.
Except that when he smiles now his nostrils flatten and disappear and the tip of his nose points way down like a rounded fleshy beak. It's like they superglued a popsickle stick to the center of his face.Holy shit the FFS did nothing.
Does anyone have the original ad? I can't find it anywhere, it seems to have been memory-holed.Dilly cameo:
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Not yet a Jussie Smollett moment but there's some parodies and memes coming like this one.I feel a Jessie Smollett moment coming for Dylan. Really put those acting chops to work.
Literally nothing.Holy shit the FFS did nothing.
But Dylan didn't have his entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica yet.Oh come on now. He still has his cheap wig hairline.
The nose is very witted down and that's pretty much it...Holy shit the FFS did nothing.
@Procrastinhater found it in the other thread:Does anyone have the original ad? I can't find it anywhere, it seems to have been memory-holed.
What campaign video is this fucking Battyman crying about?
I havent seen it yet, sounds funny?
EDIT - Found it lol.
I'm still confused on how the hell his zoomer fan base has not cancelled him for being a white man and laying his edges. You'll see zoomers and millennials on the platform dragging white women for doing that all the time. Is Dylan half nigga to gen z? Where did he even find this tacky shirt? this has to be the second most embarrassing thing he's worn.
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Oh come on now. He still has his cheap wig hairline.
You answered your own question there: it's because Dylan is a white man and zoomers drag white women. Regardless of race, women are always highly criticized for their appearance. They can say transwomen are women all day long but when it comes to belittling women they suddenly know that transwomen aren't women because they treat them just like men.I'm still confused on how the hell his zoomer fan base has not cancelled him for being a white man and laying his edges. You'll see zoomers and millennials on the platform dragging white women for doing that all the time. Is Dylan half nigga to gen z? Where did he even find this tacky shirt? this has to be the second most embarrassing thing he's worn.
Yeah he's basically had a nose job. That appears to be the extent of what "facial feminization surgery" can achieve.The nose is very witted down and that's pretty much it...
I wonder if it's the swelling that went down or if a fat graph didn't take
If they were they would be "Kevins" erm sorry "Kathryns" thats what Amhole Gibes calls himself, right?Speaking of which, transwomen are never called Karens.
He's already slowly transitioning back to man!Dylan: I LOVE HOW ANDROGYNOUS IT (the short hair wig) LOOKS!
If it's a cute smooth yaoi twink, I think his fans would accept it.But - they can't use a man as love interest, because Dylan's teen girl audience is as disgusted by the sight of two men kissing as any other normal people are. It's going to have to be a "lesbian" who likes hairy, skinny men.
I think it'll be more harder than a trainwreck, looks like more and more like a plane crash,Lol, I recommend changing this guy's tag to a trainwreck. He is going to crash hard, maybe 41% hard.
My source of ceaseless amusement is after these suckers pay for so-called "Facial Feminization Surgery," they ALWAYS look even more like the men they obviously are. Best ripoff ever.If they actually did anything else it just shows what a scam FFS is.
It deserves the acronym, you cant make a man look like a woman with a scalpel ffs.
My vote's on "crashes car mid-day during coke bender, inciting another national debate on men in women's prisons".Lol, I recommend changing this guy's tag to a trainwreck. He is going to crash hard, maybe 41% hard.