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Another day, another look at Keffals his spergery on Bluesky. First of all, what he confirmed on Twitter as well, that he's going to become a Britbong (and not Irish, there's a difference between Northern Ireland and Ireland, but Lucas his brain is too HRT rotted to understand that).

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Apparently he's "gY". Dunno what this means, but even the autists that follow him there are not responding to this.

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He has a lot of really good "autistic rizz" apparently.

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And Lucas apparently wants to become a glowie:

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The shit he posts there is just sad, and some posts really truly make me wonder if he is still on drugs.
 
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Kees H said:
Another day, another look at Keffals his spergery on Bluesky. First of all, what he confirmed on Twitter as well, that he's going to become a Britbong (and not Irish, there's a difference between Northern Ireland and Ireland, but Lucas his brain is too HRT rotted to understand that).

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Apparently he's "gY". Dunno what this means, but even the autists that follow him there are not responding to this.

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He has a lot of really good "autistic rizz" apparently.

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And Lucas apparently wants to become a glowie:

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The shit he posts there is just sad, and some posts really truly make me wonder if he is still on drugs.
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Good riddance Lucas, you fat, balding hunchbacked MAN. The children of London are safer now that your AGP stinkditch is out of the country,


On another note, Britains visa process must be fucked to rubber stamp an application from an admitted drug addict.
 
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The ever industrious and hard working Lucas penned 30 pages of scripts, in his dreams.
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The most funny thing about these tweets is that he thinks using an editor from a popular channel, The Right Opinion, will help his content.

The difference is that when The Right Opinion tells a story, he sounds animated, he can express how he feels about things with his voice and he is generally entertaining (a faggot as well apparently, but okay). Lucas his monotone voice and general unfunnyness just puts people to sleep. It's not the editors, you can put top tier Hollywood editors on his videos, and they will still not be entertaining. It's Lucas himself, but he does not understand that.
 
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The difference is that when The Right Opinion tells a story, he sounds animated, he can express how he feels about things with his voice and he is generally entertaining (a faggot as well apparently, but okay). Lucas his monotone voice and general unfunnyness just puts people to sleep.
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I feel like I'm trapped in a simulation. I've never watched any of his content, and decided to play the first five minutes of a video to get a feel for it. I randomly choose The Dangers of Dr. Phil and this comes on at 00:02:11.
 
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These 30 pages are from
  • Adderall/coke binge cause people never shut the fuck up on uppers i imagine it's some real meaning of the universe chicken scratch.
  • Some crowdsourced catboy dribble hoping them editors can turn chicken shit into chicken salad.
  • He decided to fuck around with ChatGPT after seeing a video about content farms that use it and once again hopes editors will do all the real work.
All i know is it will be a shit show and i cannot wait to laugh at it with all of you.
 
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Billy Stinkwater said:
All i know is it will be a shit show and i cannot wait to laugh at it with all of you.
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Honestly there is a list of content from cuckas that I would be willing watch:
  • See the tranny try cooking italian food
  • Do a read of his own KF thread, furry freak show or the trabsphobic memes thread.
  • Play a old, coop arcade game like bubble bobble, moberman or golden axe (or a Vs game like Samurai showdown, bomberman and golden axe) alongside Null.
  • A reading the CWC letter where he names 100 different fictional characters that are part of the post-merge universe.
 
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Super-Chevy454 said:
This or Lucas GTFO of London before the SHTF because more and more people finds out then he isn't white as snow as the MSM portrayed him.
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I hope that he gets laughed out of the HRT and doesn’t get any money. It will be funny when even Potato Ogre has enough of the lazy fat grifter and Luke has to return penniless with a big tax bill from the CRA.
 
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This is a stupid thing to point out but I finally figured out part of why Keffals' shitposts never amuse me- he always uses meme slang just a few days/weeks too late. Him saying rizz so much - that died off a month or so ago, maybe a lil longer, and he's all of a sudden using it to sound cool and hip like them other funny Twitter posters. I know there's other examples, but this is the most recent. It's just lame.
 
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Kees H said:
The most funny thing about these tweets is that he thinks using an editor from a popular channel, The Right Opinion, will help his content.

The difference is that when The Right Opinion tells a story, he sounds animated, he can express how he feels about things with his voice and he is generally entertaining (a faggot as well apparently, but okay). Lucas his monotone voice and general unfunnyness just puts people to sleep. It's not the editors, you can put top tier Hollywood editors on his videos, and they will still not be entertaining. It's Lucas himself, but he does not understand that.
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Making one of Lucas's videos entertaining would be beyond the powers of any film maker.
You could travel back to the 1980's in a DeLorean and kidnap Stephen Spielberg at the height of his career and talent, give him the budget and the team that worked on Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and it would be less entertaining than the Star Wars Holiday Special original broadcast, where they forgot the subtitles and it was an hour and a half of Wookies making grunting noises to each other.
 
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Billy Stinkwater said:
These 30 pages are from
  • He decided to fuck around with ChatGPT after seeing a video about content farms that use it and once again hopes editors will do all the real work.
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This. He's a lazy fuck who can't get shit done himself.

Can't wait for the seething and coping of Lucas when the people will point it out after max. 2 videos. Wait, no, I can wait bc Lucas will try to play it up with le egdy funny tweets and shift the blame to everyone else. Like how he always does when shit blows up.
 
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