Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I think he's been kicked out of Hooligan's.
Do we have any evidence or speculation as to why? Perhaps he stalkered the wrong child? I would like to know what would cause the staff to finally decide that one of their most frequent customers was no longer welcome, assuming it's true of course.
 
"Not fat by any medical standards, child"
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Juxtaposed with the following gem:
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Sorry you're so stupid child. Wait for the knock, quietly stlaker
 
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Do we have any evidence or speculation as to why? Perhaps he stalkered the wrong child? I would like to know what would cause the staff to finally decide that one of their most frequent customers was no longer welcome, assuming it's true of course.
The only evidence that Pat has been banned from Hooligan's is a lack of evidence that he's been there. Historically, Rick LOVES to take pictures while drinking to post on Twitter and there is a noticeable lack of Hooli's pics, while concurrent pics are exclusively from Swingin' Door Exchange or other venues. Circumstantial evidence and observation from the best pig scientists in the world infer that the Pig is no longer welcome at Hooligan's Super Bar.

As an aside, I'm having a hard time believing that Patrick is a real person. I can't imagine why he would post a smug fish mouth photo sitting in his poison chair with the poofy hair, wrinkles from his triple chin, and his small sunglasses while holding his second, better dragon. It's almost unbelievable, but so fucking funny.
 
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Do we have any evidence or speculation as to why?
They’ve probably dealt with so much shit because of him. Be it his constant oinking, admitted rage (and alcohol) issues, and harassment from brothermen, it isn’t worth whatever Pat means for them in income. I’d kick him out too.

Also, he is a fat faggot with bitch tits and they probably assured him he’d be better off at the local gay bar.

otherwise, i rate your plan as unrealistic, enjoy prison.
Unfortunately (or fortunately), I think we are going to have to let alcoholism and obesity wear away on Pat over time for him to expire.

You are going to prison, stalker.

You are mentally ill, stalker.

You have been instructed many hundreds of times to cease posting on Kiwi Farms. Continuing to do so counts as felonious fed posting. Enjoy prison.
 
The return of the 'r. '
One of Rick's many hundreds of greatest hits.

Re Hooligan's: As an ex bartender, I would hazard Rick is the kind to nurse the same cheap beer for hours at a time, monopolize staff attention and abuse the free refills of coffee and pretzels. The odd meatloaf purchase probably just about helps them break even on his visits.

Add to that the attention he attracts, the fact that he is the Patrick S Tomlinson we all know and loathe it's entirely possible he's been asked to take his custom elsewhere, just for a few months buddy, honestly, we'll definitely email you when the fuss is over, missing you already etc. All done really nicely to play to his ego and make it all about protecting him as a public figure.

If he'd had a big childing fit in the bar someone would have recorded and posted it online and there would be lots of tweets about being betrayed and this being war accompanied by some attempt to litigate.

He might just be too fat to get through the door though. By any metric.
 
What on earth compels this man to respond like this? It can't just be basic stupidity. Patrick's stubbornness makes a mule seem agreeable.

And his rolls of flab makes elephant seals look malnourished.
I know it's more armchair psychology, but Pat could have some kind of undiagnosed OCD. No mentally healthy person would consider a troll imitating his toilet to be a serious threat to their reputation, much less CoRrecT thE ReCoRd on every tweet.
 
I know it's more armchair psychology, but Pat could have some kind of undiagnosed OCD. No mentally healthy person would consider a troll imitating his toilet to be a serious threat to their reputation, much less CoRrecT thE ReCoRd on every tweet.
Could well be I guess but we don't really have hard evidence of that. We do however have evidence that he's just really, really fucking stupid so I'll stick with that for now. And also he's so fat he outweighs the needs of the many. That's a Star Trek reference, Dan, and also a dig at his self centeredness.
 
The social media pro setting himself up for another L by joining "Spoutible" the flavor of the week Twitter alternative that will go nowhere just like Hive and Post. The logo is a whale, much like Pat.
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https://spoutible.com/stealthygeek - https://archive.fo/ocKpK

It's running an $89 Russian webapp called ColibriSM that anyone can buy and run, but some colored fella with 300k Twitter followers "foudned" Spoutible and the niggercattle just gives him their info out of the minimum FOMO
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When it launched a couple of days ago it had an internal API accessible making IPs and email addresses of all users available. It's patched now but lol.

Didn't learn a single thing from Elmo buying his toy and the aftermath.

Necroing a very old post, but let's check in on Patrick's contributions to Spoutible, the self-described place to '"spout off" while mitigating targeted harassment, threats of violence, racism, antisemitism, homophobia, transphobia, rampant misogyny, mis/disinformation, and platform manipulation.' Pat should love it, right? A place for him to go where all the stlaker childs will be dealt with.

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Ah.

Spoutible is quite an interesting case study in its own right. Creator is weirdly close to Meghan Markle (he created a website that tracks "harassment" of them and appeared in their Netflix doc, though he insists he isn't being paid by them), and he spends more time posting on twitter than he does his own website. As for the website itself it seems to be composed mostly of dumb libs who needed an echo chamber, dumb blacks that needed an echo chamber, and dumb black libs that needed an echo chamber. It's going so brilliantly that its creator has fewer followers on Spoutible than Pat does on Twitter.
 
lol i don't even hate fags and i'll "boycott" all those for free.

corpo pride is such a debacle, and fatrick is the prime consoomer for it-- he's there in his tight-stretched captain america t-shirt seal-clapping for brave transgendered drone operators & blackrock's progressive same-sex adoption subsidies for its eviction executives.

he'd be repulsive wherever he positioned himself politically but him being the kind of turbo-npc shitlib who actually switches to bud light because of dylan mulvaney just makes him all the more hilarious
 
Do we have any evidence or speculation as to why? Perhaps he stalkered the wrong child? I would like to know what would cause the staff to finally decide that one of their most frequent customers was no longer welcome, assuming it's true of course.
Not really, just the fact he hasn't been seen there after previously continually posting from there. He could have chimped out about something and decided not to go there out of a grudge or just wants to get drunk and eat shitty bar food somewhere else.
 
Unfortunately, the federal government seems to disagree about my ability to boycott it. Even when I point to its own websites that say I don't have to pay for unsolicited goods received.

This was shocking to read, I can't believe Patrick would so casuallly throw away his political and ethical principles like this. He usually comes across as a rational fellow who sticks by his core values.

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I'd love to hear this dummy try to explain how it "denies true representation to millions of Americans" and I won't even tell him how the federal government mandates gerrymandering and no "national reform" is going to let you split up majority-minority districts so there's no way more states will be able to squeeze more Democrat seats out of the Republican areas on the map.
 
and he spends more time posting on twitter than he does his own website.
Pat will never admit it but he likes dealing with da trools on Twitter. It gives him purpose and somehow makes him feel like a badass main character in his own movie fighting a massive conspiracy. I haven't seen any believable evidence that he swatted himself but it wouldn't surprise me. He's a fat attention whore who is fat and has bitch tits.
 
This was shocking to read, I can't believe Patrick would so casuallly throw away his political and ethical principles like this. He usually comes across as a rational fellow who sticks by his core values.

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accepting the exact same form of corruption under a different brand name is peak american politics. @Caverlock this tweet should be in OP imo. it is so perfectly hypocritical.
 
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